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That's only because she married Dan, not because
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Drunk Parents

That's only becauseshe married Dan, not because she's any smarter than you

That's only because
she married Dan, not because she's any smarter than you

Full Transcript

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That's only because she married Dan, not because
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she's any smarter than you.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:53
Uploaded
Jun 17, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Fortitude International,Bron Studios,Creative Wealth Media Finance

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Movie Summary

Two drunk parents attempt to hide their ever increasing financial difficulties from their daughter and social circle through elaborate neighborhood schemes.
On a hunch we bought that pregnancy test and eight months - Drunk Parents 00:09
On a hunch we bought that pregnancy test and eight months
Well, I'm his butler, not his accountant, you fucking arse. - Drunk Parents 00:04
Well, I'm his butler, not his accountant, you fucking a...
[Mastercard agent yelling] - Drunk Parents 00:06
[Mastercard agent yelling]
Frank, why don't we sell our funeral plots? - Drunk Parents 00:04
Frank, why don't we sell our funeral plots?
We can get what, 2,000 dollars at least, right? - Drunk Parents 00:05
We can get what, 2,000 dollars at least, right?
I actually have to pee really badly right now, - Drunk Parents 00:08
I actually have to pee really badly right now,
[doorbell rings] - Drunk Parents 00:06
[doorbell rings]
[Nancy] Run, run, ISIS has come! - Drunk Parents 00:04
[Nancy] Run, run, ISIS has come!
[engine revs] - Drunk Parents 00:08
[engine revs]
[gun cocks] - Drunk Parents 00:06
[gun cocks]
The law won't protect our community from deviants - Drunk Parents 00:04
The law won't protect our community from deviants
So if we see you anywhere near 112 Blue Jay... - Drunk Parents 00:05
So if we see you anywhere near 112 Blue Jay...
[shotgun fire] [muffled screaming] - Drunk Parents 00:05
[shotgun fire] [muffled screaming]
They thought you were Carl, because Carl gave out - Drunk Parents 00:04
They thought you were Carl, because Carl gave out
When there's a ringing in your ears and you don't know if it's - Drunk Parents 00:10
When there's a ringing in your ears and you don't ...
Yes I'm double Spanking - Drunk Parents 00:03
Yes I'm double Spanking
Cause right about now, I'd like to have a pair of really tight - Drunk Parents 00:06
Cause right about now, I'd like to have a pair of reall...
And I'm barefoot because we have the Flintstone's car, - Drunk Parents 00:07
And I'm barefoot because we have the Flintstone's ...
And you can't tell her, or anybody else for that matter. - Drunk Parents 00:04
And you can't tell her, or anybody else for that matter...
People find out, they look away, they avert their eyes. - Drunk Parents 00:04
People find out, they look away, they avert their eyes.