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Drunk Parents

You were the fastest onthe team, but what I don't understand is, in the relay,why did you...

You were the fastest on
the team, but what I don't understand is, in the relay,
why did you run fourth?

Full Transcript

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You were the fastest on the team, but what I don't
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understand is, in the relay, why did you run fourth?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:25
Uploaded
Jun 17, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Fortitude International,Bron Studios,Creative Wealth Media Finance

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Movie Summary

Two drunk parents attempt to hide their ever increasing financial difficulties from their daughter and social circle through elaborate neighborhood schemes.
And I, I work hard, and I take any job I do very seriously. - Drunk Parents 00:06
And I, I work hard, and I take any job I do very seriously.
I used to make high-end five figures over at Brent Talbot, - Drunk Parents 00:05
I used to make high-end five figures over at Brent Talbot,
Now, I got a sales staff of guys longing for the days - Drunk Parents 00:07
Now, I got a sales staff of guys longing for the days
Shit, some days I look at one of those cat cons and think - Drunk Parents 00:11
Shit, some days I look at one of those cat cons and think
I'm fairly positive I need to use the bathroom. - Drunk Parents 00:05
I'm fairly positive I need to use the bathroom.
Get your hands off my ass - Drunk Parents 00:06
Get your hands off my ass
You'll rot. And I'll just come - Drunk Parents 00:06
You'll rot. And I'll just come
You might not understand. - Drunk Parents 00:04
You might not understand.
[sighs] - Drunk Parents 00:08
[sighs]
I had to pee, I took off my shorts, - Drunk Parents 00:08
I had to pee, I took off my shorts,
I knew in that moment, and I know to this day it was a shark, - Drunk Parents 00:06
I knew in that moment, and I know to this day it was a shark...
I started swimming to shore, trying not to panic. - Drunk Parents 00:04
I started swimming to shore, trying not to panic.
I saw that there were some kids swimming there. - Drunk Parents 00:04
I saw that there were some kids swimming there.
So I was carrying three of them, trudging and tripping - Drunk Parents 00:07
So I was carrying three of them, trudging and tripping
They hadn't, they, um, - Drunk Parents 00:08
They hadn't, they, um,
My life... [laughs] - Drunk Parents 00:06
My life... [laughs]
You say all these crazy stupid things. - Drunk Parents 00:06
You say all these crazy stupid things.
But when you suddenly say something without bullshit, - Drunk Parents 00:08
But when you suddenly say something without bullshit,
But just in case, I'm gonna leave you there until after - Drunk Parents 00:05
But just in case, I'm gonna leave you there until after
[truck horn] - Drunk Parents 00:05
[truck horn]