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"Dude, Where's My Car?" quotes

Dude, Where's My Car? poster
Two potheads wake up after a night of partying and cannot remember where they parked their car.

Director: Danny Leiner
Writer: Philip Stark
Production: N/A
Year: 2000
MetaScore: 30/100
ImdbRating: 5.5
BoxOffice: $46,729,800
Released: 15 Dec 2000
Awards: 6 nominations
Hey fellows who's the goose Me - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:07 Hey fellows who's the goose Me Quick To my step dad's pickup truck - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:04 Quick To my step dad's pickup truck Deep in your consciousness you must look - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:13 Deep in your consciousness you must look That is amazing - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:09 That is amazing If you are Jesse and Chester - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:09 If you are Jesse and Chester Oh man I'm sensing something very Canadian about this place - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:15 Oh man I'm sensing something very Canadian about this... Hang in there bro - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:04 Hang in there bro That's one psycho dog dude You know what we should do now - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:06 That's one psycho dog dude You know what we should do... The time has come you guys - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:54 The time has come you guys Okay Well somebody sure is a Grumpy Gus today - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:15 Okay Well somebody sure is a Grumpy Gus today Damn Now those are some big ass panties - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:06 Damn Now those are some big ass panties Oh please forgive me Can I get you guys some beers - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:11 Oh please forgive me Can I get you guys some beers These guys Chester I saw this on COPS - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:12 These guys Chester I saw this on COPS Dude your dog's a stoner Can he also bong a beer - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:10 Dude your dog's a stoner Can he also bong a beer Hey check it out Totally gay Nordic dudes at 3 00 - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:10 Hey check it out Totally gay Nordic dudes at 3 00 Sounds like us How wasted were we last night - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:20 Sounds like us How wasted were we last night Stoner bashing time Oh yeah - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:08 Stoner bashing time Oh yeah Wait a second Let's recap Last night we lost my car - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:25 Wait a second Let's recap Last night we lost my car Dude you touched Christie Boner's hoo hoo - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:07 Dude you touched Christie Boner's hoo hoo Wait I just got a really bad feeling in the pit of my stomach - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:57 Wait I just got a really bad feeling in the pit of my... Did you say you wanted your car back or you wanted it impounded - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:17 Did you say you wanted your car back or you wanted it... All right Here it is - Dude, Where's My Car? 01:06 All right Here it is You've been embezzling my pizza - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:20 You've been embezzling my pizza Quick To my mother's minivan - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:04 Quick To my mother's minivan No way What's mine say Dude - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:13 No way What's mine say Dude And fly through outer space - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:09 And fly through outer space And then tell us where - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:20 And then tell us where Is it possible that we got so wasted last night - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:26 Is it possible that we got so wasted last night Look a unicorn - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:18 Look a unicorn No that's not what it looks like Maybe a little bit - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:09 No that's not what it looks like Maybe a little bit Stay away from our boyfriends You fake breasted sluts - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:07 Stay away from our boyfriends You fake breasted sluts No First you give us the continuum transfunctioner - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:16 No First you give us the continuum transfunctioner It was nice meeting you guys Good luck with the modeling thing - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:09 It was nice meeting you guys Good luck with the modeling... Those double crossing sexy sexy sluts - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:07 Those double crossing sexy sexy sluts Seriously dude this is an emergency - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:14 Seriously dude this is an emergency Lucky for you I am an honorable man - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:10 Lucky for you I am an honorable man Hang in there bro - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:04 Hang in there bro Shibby - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:04 Shibby Wow Morphing is cool - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:05 Wow Morphing is cool The full grown male African ostrich or the Latin Struthio camelus - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:19 The full grown male African ostrich or the Latin Struthio... Stupid llamas - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:04 Stupid llamas You're a I'm a gender challenged male - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:15 You're a I'm a gender challenged male The what They said the photon accelerator - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:19 The what They said the photon accelerator But the universe - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:05 But the universe That's one psycho dog dude You know what we should do now - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:10 That's one psycho dog dude You know what we should do... You want to go talk to that guy over there - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:05 You want to go talk to that guy over there My name is Zarnoff This is Zabu Zellner Zilbor Zelmina - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:09 My name is Zarnoff This is Zabu Zellner Zilbor Zelmina Jesse And Chester are shibby right now - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:05 Jesse And Chester are shibby right now We are not guys We are hot chicks - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:04 We are not guys We are hot chicks I refuse to play your Chinese food mind games - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:05 I refuse to play your Chinese food mind games You didn't have to go all egg roll on that speaker box - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:09 You didn't have to go all egg roll on that speaker box A barn Is it red - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:11 A barn Is it red But who's Johnny Potsmoker That's my alter ego - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:18 But who's Johnny Potsmoker That's my alter ego I've been in this cage for three years five months and 17 days - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:11 I've been in this cage for three years five months and... I want to go on that ride Daddy Me too son Me too - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:06 I want to go on that ride Daddy Me too son Me too Dude it's a llama - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:11 Dude it's a llama We will now use the power of the continuum transfunctioner - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:08 We will now use the power of the continuum transfunctioner Dude where's my car - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:07 Dude where's my car Wait If you guys don't remember a thing about last night - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:11 Wait If you guys don't remember a thing about last... And then No and then - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:08 And then No and then And then And then - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:20 And then And then Dude you got a tattoo What - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:40 Dude you got a tattoo What Hey it's Mrs Crabbleman She'll give us a ride - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:21 Hey it's Mrs Crabbleman She'll give us a ride Open up you slackers - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:15 Open up you slackers A trained dolphin could do a better job than you - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:08 A trained dolphin could do a better job than you

Cast

Christie Boner - Kristy Swanson