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Dude, Where's My Car?

Yeah, but then the pizzas would get all wet

Mr. Pizzacoli:

[on delivering pizzas]
A trained dolphin could do a better job than you two! Jesse:
Yeah, but then the pizzas would get all wet

Full Transcript

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A trained dolphin could do a better job than you
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Well sure but then the pizzas would get all wet
Duration
8 seconds
Views
277
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:20
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2022
Genres
comedy, mystery, sci-fi
Production
20th Century Fox,Wayne Rice/Gil Netter Productions,Alcon Entertainment,Fox

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Movie Summary

Two potheads wake up after a night of partying and cannot remember where they parked their car.

Actors

John Toles-Bey
Mr. Pizzacoli
John Toles-Bey
Ashton Kutcher
Jesse
Ashton Kutcher
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And then No and then
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And then And then
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Stoner bashing time Oh yeah
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Shibby
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Seriously dude this is an emergency
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Wait a second Let's recap Last night we lost my car
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Dude you got a tattoo What
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But who's Johnny Potsmoker That's my alter ego
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If you are Jesse and Chester
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No First you give us the continuum transfunctioner
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Jesse And Chester are shibby right now