I am going to ask you a question. If you get it right, I will set you free. If you get it...
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Pierre:
Alright, here it is: I am going to ask you a question. If you get it right, I will set you free. If you get it wrong, then, you will be spending a lot of time with the ever popular Mark.
Mark:
I can be very nice.
[Mark begins to rub his nipples, while Jesse and Chester looks at him with disgust]
Pierre:
Alright, here it is: What is the average running speed of a full-grown male African Ostrich?
Mark:
[whispers]
Pass. Pass to me, I know it.
Jesse:
Pass to Mark.
Pierre:
[screaming]
You cannot pass! Shut up! What do I have to do to shut you up? Do I have to hose you down again?
Mark:
Don't hose me! Maybe later.
Jesse:
Dude, we're dead.
Chester:
[whispers]
Not so fast.
Chester:
The full-grown male African Ostrich, or the latin "Struthio Camelus," can grow to an average size of six feet-six inches, and weigh anywhere from 225 to 350 pounds, that can get up to, oh, an average speed of 27 miles per hour.
Pierre:
[showing excitement]
This is absolutely correct!
Chester:
Animal Planet.
Mark:
Wow! I said Brown.
Transcript
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All right here it is I am going to ask you a question
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If you get it right I will set you free
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If you get it wrong well you will be spending a lot of time
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with the ever popular Mark
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I can be very nice
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All right Here it is
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What is the average running speed
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of a full grown male African ostrich
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Pass
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Pass to me I know it Pass to Mark
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You cannot pass Shut up Do I have to hose you down again
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Don't hose me
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Maybe later
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Dude we're dead Hey not so fast
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The full grown male African ostrich or the Latin Struthio camelus
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can grow to an average size of 6 feet 6 inches
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and weigh from 225 to 350 pounds
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and can get up to an average speed of 27 miles per hour
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This is absolutely correct
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Animal Planet
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Well I said Brown
Clip duration: 66 seconds
Views: 155
Timestamp in movie: 00h 59m 25s
Uploaded: 25 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, mystery, sci-fi
Summary: Two potheads wake up after a night of partying and cannot remember where they parked their car.
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00:17 Did you say you wanted your car back or you wanted it...
00:57 Wait I just got a really bad feeling in the pit of my...
00:07 Dude you touched Christie Boner's hoo hoo
00:25 Wait a second Let's recap Last night we lost my car
00:08 Stoner bashing time Oh yeah
00:20 Sounds like us How wasted were we last night
00:10 Hey check it out Totally gay Nordic dudes at 3 00
00:10 Dude your dog's a stoner Can he also bong a beer
00:12 These guys Chester I saw this on COPS
00:11 Oh please forgive me Can I get you guys some beers
00:06 Damn Now those are some big ass panties
00:15 Okay Well somebody sure is a Grumpy Gus today
00:54 The time has come you guys
00:15 Oh man I'm sensing something very Canadian about this...
00:09 If you are Jesse and Chester
00:09 That is amazing
00:13 Deep in your consciousness you must look
00:04 Quick To my step dad's pickup truck
00:07 Hey fellows who's the goose Me
00:04 Hang in there bro