"Due Date" quotes
High-strung father-to-be Peter Highman is forced to hitch a ride with aspiring actor Ethan Tremblay on a road trip in order to make it to his child's birth on time.
Director: Todd Phillips
Writer: Alan R. Cohen, Alan Freedland, Adam Sztykiel
Production: N/A
Year: 2010
MetaScore: 51/100
ImdbRating: 6.5
BoxOffice: $100,539,043
Released: 05 Nov 2010
Awards: 7 nominations
00:05 Dad you were like a father to me
00:06 Okay l've calmed down a bit
00:08 I despise who you are at a cellular level
00:07 Why are your father's ashes in a coffee can Ethan
00:35 It was just a big deal l was so excited
00:12 What am l supposed to do Have you ever seen Forrest Gump
00:29 What were you thinking when you spent almost all of our...
00:12 I have terminal cancer
00:04 Yes l've heard of him He's a famous pirate
00:10 I didn't sleep last night I'm gonna try now
00:11 Why are your eyes so glassy You been partying
00:08 Okay God Almighty holy moly It's like l'm...
00:10 You got any more pot
00:03 I'm sorry we drank your father
00:05 I got 90 friends on Facebook Twelve pending but I got 90...
00:32 Oh jeepers creepers He's right he's right
00:32 Now if you're gonna travel with me to Los Angeles
00:33 The coach's wife The coach you're playing
00:35 But you promised me that you'd get me home to my high...
00:27 PETER I'm telling you I wouldn't make it up
00:14 L'm gonna put hands on you I'm gonna choke you out...
00:07 Come on You love him You know you love him
00:07 How have you made it How have you not run yourself over
00:15 Dr Greene says it happens all the time
00:05 Peter l have a photogenic memory I have recall for
00:18 My father always had a saying
00:11 This window is not working
00:20 We'll have to do that tomorrow We close in five minutes
00:07 What Nothing
00:19 I'm sorry about my friend We really just need the money...
00:18 He really enjoyed coffee
00:12 SINGlNG It's closing time
00:17 That's amazing I had chills like that second paragraph
00:13 First of all I'm sorry that I spat on Sonny
00:13 JK LOL
00:11 Okay it's back That's me l'm just...
00:08 Oh God So stupid
00:37 But the bear can
00:08 L'm gonna get some shuteye okay Nothing he loved more...
00:23 And we'll be good
00:06 Because I lost my dad,
I don't want you to leave me rig...
00:12 By the way, when l fell asleep...
00:19 [CAR HORNS HONKlNG]
00:11 Come on.
00:10 Come on, Sonny.
00:07 Come on You love him You know you love him
00:05 Dad you were like a father to me
00:10 Don't even think about it.
Had to be done.
00:06 [DOOR SHUTS]
00:15 Dr Greene says it happens all the time
00:06 Ethan?
00:12 [ETHAN SQUEALS AND LAUGHS]
00:27 Ethan Tremblay is my stage name I'm an actor
00:22 -Figured it out yet?
-Figured what out?
00:07 First of all I'm sorry that I spat on Sonny
00:20 Hey. Ethan.
00:07 How have you made it How have you not run yourself over
00:08 I despise who you are at a cellular level
00:10 I didn't sleep last night I'm gonna try now
00:05 I got 90 friends on Facebook Twelve pending but I got 90...
00:27 I got soda. l got water.
00:18 Hey you
Don't tell me there's no hope at all
00:07 I miss him so much.
00:19 I'm sorry about my friend We really just need the money...
00:03 I'm sorry we drank your father
00:12 [IN SPANlSH]
00:06 JK LOL
00:08 L'm gonna get some shuteye okay Nothing he loved more...
00:14 L'm gonna put hands on you I'm gonna choke you out...
00:05 Oh God So stupid
00:10 Oh, my goodness.
00:07 Oh, my gosh.
00:14 Okay, Daddy.
00:08 Okay God Almighty holy moly It's like l'm...
00:06 Okay l've calmed down a bit
00:19 [OVER RADlO]
But it was only fantasy
00:12 [OVER RADlO]
--of a gentle coast
00:15 PATROLMAN: Pull over!
PETER: What the fuck?
00:27 PETER I'm telling you I wouldn't make it up
00:28 PETER:
We can't take your Range Rover, D.
00:10 SINGlNG It's closing time
00:10 These are his ashes
00:24 This is some stuff
00:24 This is some stuff.
00:06 Wake up. Ethan.
00:29 What were you thinking when you spent almost all of our...
00:19 Who are you?
00:15 Why are your eyes so glassy You been partying
00:20 [WORKERS CLAMORING]
Cast
Peter Highman - Robert Downey Jr.
Ethan Tremblay - Zach Galifianakis
Sarah Highman - Michelle Monaghan
Darryl - Jamie Foxx
Heidi - Juliette Lewis