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Bag check!

Bag check! - This your bag, sir?- Is there a problem? - I'm gonna have to Search it real...

Due Date • 2010

Bag check! - This your bag, sir?- Is there a problem? - I'm gonna have to Search it real quick, sir.- Yeah. Feel free. Mad magazine? That's cute. That's not mine. - This is your bag?- That's not-- Jackpot That's definitely not mine.My bag got switched with this-- - You packed your bag yourself?- But not that. I've never done drugs in my life.This is absolutely" This is crazy. Maybe you a drug mule. - Do I look like a drug mule?- I don't know, how do drug mules look? - You're the expert.- What, like me? - Who said that?- Your eyes. My eyes said something? Did my mouth?I don't think you look like a-- Do you mind not tossing it up so much? Whoo! Funky motherfucker, ain't you? You are so inappropriate, it's crazy. I been called a lot of things,but "inappropriate"'? That's some fucked-up shit, yo

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Bag check

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This your bag sir Is there a problem

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I'm gonna have to Search it real quick sir Yeah Feel free

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Mad magazine That's cute

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That's not mine

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This is your bag That's not

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Jackpot

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That's definitely not mine My bag got switched with this

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You packed your bag yourself But not that

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I've never done drugs in my life This is absolutely This is crazy

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Maybe you a drug mule

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Do I look like a drug mule I don't know how do drug mules look

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You're the expert What like me

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Who said that Your eyes

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My eyes said something Did my mouth I don't think you look like a

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Do you mind not tossing it up so much

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Whoo Funky motherfucker ain't you

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You are so inappropriate it's crazy

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I been called a lot of things but inappropriate '

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That's some fucked up shit yo

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أنت وغد كريه الرائحة انت تتحد ث بطريقة مهينة للغاية

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لقد تمت دعوتي بالعديد م ن الصفات لكن إهانتك فأنا ل م أبدأ بعد

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يا إلهي إنظر لهذا ساني هذا فاخر

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كيف حدث ذلك

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Kontrola zavazadel

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To je vaše taška pane Ano stalo se něco

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Budu ji muset prohledat Jistě můžete

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Časopis Mad Rozkošné Ten není můj

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Ale tohle je vaše taška Tamto ale ne

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Jackpot To rozhodně není moje Prohodil jsem si tašku s tím

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Balil jste si věci sám pane

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Ano ale tohle ne Nikdy jsem nebral žádné drogy

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Tohle je absolutně To je šílené

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Možná jste pašerák drog Pašerák Vypadám snad na to

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Nevím jak někdo takový vypadá Vy jste na to expert

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Vypadám jako pašerák Kdo to řekl Vaše oči to řekly

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Moje oči vám něco řekli aniž bych otevřel pusu

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Myslím že nevypadáte jako Musíte se v tom tolik přehrabovat

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To je ale kurva smrad

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Jste opravdu neslušný To je hrůza

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Už mě nazvali mnoha způsoby ale neslušný

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To jsem ještě kurva nezažil

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Contrôle

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C'est à vous

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Il y a un problème

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Je dois le fouiller Allez y

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Vous lisez Mad Sympa

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C'est pas à moi

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C'est bien votre sac

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Ce n'est pas à moi Mon sac a été échangé avec

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Vous avez emballé vos affaires Pas ça

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Je me suis jamais drogué C'est n'importe quoi

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Vous pourriez être une mule

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Je ressemble à une mule

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Ça ressemble à quoi

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C'est vous l'expert

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À moi

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Qui a dit ça Vos yeux

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Ma bouche a dit quelque chose Vous ne ressemblez pas

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Vous pouvez éviter de tout froisser

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Il schlingue l'enfoiré

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Quelle inconvenance je rêve

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On m'a accusé de tas de choses Mais d'inconvenance c'est grave

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Ellenőrzést

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Ez az ön pogyásza Valami gond van

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Csak rutin ellenőrzés uram Persze rajta nyugodtan

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Ezt én is csípem jópofa

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De nem az enyém

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A magatáskája De de ez nem

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Jackpot

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Az biztos nem az enyém Nyílván elcseréltük amikor

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Maga csomagolta be a holmiját Igen de nem ezt

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Soha életemben nem drogoztam Ez egyszerűen elképeztő

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Netán narkó csempész

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Csempész Úgy nézek én ki mint egy csempész Nemtom hogy néznek ki a csempészek

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Maga a szakértő Hogy én

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Maga mondta A szeme

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A szeme mindent elárul Na és a szám A szám elárul bármit is

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Megkérhetném hogy ne gyűrjön össze mindent

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Huu maga aztán büdös egy balfasz

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Kikérem magamnak ezt a hangnemet

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Sokmindent mondtak nekem

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De ennyire nyálas dumát beszarás

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Lei legge Mad Carina

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Non è mia

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È sua la borsa no Ma non è

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Tombola

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Quella decisamente non è la mia La mia borsa l'ha presa quel

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Ha preparato lei la sua valigia Sì ma non quella

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Non ho mai usato droghe in vita mia Questo è assolu È pazzesco

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Forse è un corriere della droga

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Le sembro un corriere Non lo so Che aspetto ha un corriere

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È lei l'esperto Tipo come me

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Chi ha detto questo I suoi occhi

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I miei occhi hanno parlato La mia bocca ha parlato Io non credo che lei sembri

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Le dispiacerebbe non tirare tutto fuori in quel modo

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Uhh Sei proprio un puzzone bastardo

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Lei è veramente inopportuno

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Mi hanno chiamato in tanti modi ma inopportuno

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Mi fa andare fuori di testa cazzo

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チェックを

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あなたの

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何か問題が

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検査を

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どうぞ

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マガジン

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イケてる

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他人のだ

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あなたのだ

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手違いで

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大当たり

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誰かの鞄と入れ替わった

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荷造りは

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自分で詰めたドラッグはやったことない

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運び屋かも

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運び屋に見えるか

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分からんな

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プロだろ

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俺がプロ

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私は別に

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私は何も言ってない君がプロの運び屋なんて

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そんなにかき回さないでくれ

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不潔な奴だ

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不適切な行為だぞ

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悪口はさんざん聞いたが不適切とは最悪だ

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Rewizja

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To pańska torba Jakiś problem

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Muszę przeszukać Jasne śmiało

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Mad Magazine Uroczo To nie moje

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To pańska torba To nie

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Bingo To na pewno nie moje

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Mój bagaż podmieniono Sam się pan pakował

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Tak ale nie to Nigdy nie brałem narkotyków

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To szaleństwo

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Może jest pan mułem A wyglądam

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A jak ktoś taki wygląda Pan jest ekspertem

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Może jak ja Kto tak powiedział

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Pańskie oczy Moje oczy coś powiedziały

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Nie wygląda pan Mógłby pan nie gnieść

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Modniacha z pana co

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Zachowuje się pan niestosownie

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Wiele mi zarzucano ale to już przegięcie

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Проверка багажа

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Это ваша сумка сэр Какие то проблемы

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Я собираюсь по быстрому ее проверить сэр Ага Чувствуй себя как дома

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Журнал Mad Как мило

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Он не мой

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Это ваша сумка Это не

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Джекпот

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Это точно не мое Мою сумку подменили с

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Вы сами упаковывали вещи Но не это

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Я ни разу в жизни не употреблял наркотики Это абсолютно Это бред какой то

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Ну может вы наркокурьер

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Я что выгляжу как наркокурьер Не знаю а как наркокурьеры выглядят

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Ну вы же эксперт Что как я

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Кто это сказал Ваши глаза

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Мои глаза что то сказали Или мой рот Не думаю что вы выглядите как

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Вы можете не так сильно всё тут лапать

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Опа Да ты тот еще козел не так ли

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Ты такой неадекватный с ума сойти

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Меня по разному называли но неадекватным

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Следи за базаром говнюк

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Chequeo de equipaje

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La maleta es suya señor Si algun problema

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Debo revisarla Ok hagalo tranquilo

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Mad Magazine es buena Eso no es mio

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La maleta es suya no es asi No Es

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Fly In Eso definitivamente no es mio

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Creo que mi bolsa se intercambió Ud trajo esta maleta sr

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Asi es pero no eso Nunca he usado drogas

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Esto es una locura

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Tal vez es una mula

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Mula Me veo como una mula No sé cómo es la cara de una mula

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Tú eres el experto Que parece Tu lo dijiste

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Sus ojos sus ojos son

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Mis ojos Mis ojos dicen algo

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Yo no creo lucir como un drogadicto o algo asi

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Qué olor tiene

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Mire esta bien

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Mire soy cool con estas cosas pero inapropiado eso eres tu ok

Available in 10 languages

Duration

57 seconds

Views

46

Timestamp in Movie

00:04:59

Uploaded

Feb 19, 2026

Genres

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Legendary Pictures,Green Hat Films,Warner Bros. Pictures

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Movie Summary

High-strung father-to-be Peter Highman is forced to hitch a ride with aspiring actor Ethan Tremblay on a road trip in order to make it to his child's birth on time.