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I just had the strangest dream

I just had the strangest dream. It's Friday. We're at the hospital. But it's not a...

Due Date • 2010

I just had the strangest dream. It's Friday. We're at the hospital. But it's not a hospital,it's a forest of sorts. And I know that becauseright next to you there's a bear. A grizzly, cooling his feet in a stream. And all of a sudden,you begin to deliver......and I can't get to you. But the bear can. And next thing I know......he is holding our beautiful baby boy. And here's where it gets odd. Uh.... He chews the cord. But, strangely, I'm okay with it

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It's Friday

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We're at the hospital

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But it's not a hospital it's a forest of sorts

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And I know that because right next to you there's a bear

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A grizzly cooling his feet in a stream

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And all of a sudden you begin to deliver

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and I can't get to you

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But the bear can

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And next thing I know

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he is holding our beautiful baby boy

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And here's where it gets odd Uh

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He chews the cord

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But strangely I'm okay with it

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تيدور أحببت هذا الإسم لكن هل تذكرين المقال الذي أخبرتك بشأنه

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تسمية الأطفال تيمنا بالمشاهير لا أريد أن يظن تيدي

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أن ه فاشل إذا ل م ير وجه على مجلة ماونتين راشمور

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آرثر إسم صعب لأن ه خيالي

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ينم عن العصور القديمة

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وبالنهاية قد يبدو إسما لأحمق

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بشأن الإسم كايسي وتلك الأسماء كيسي جوردان ديلنجر

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تايلور تايلر ولاسيما إسم سكايلر

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جميعها أسماء تصلح لفتاة أيضا

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أعني ل م لا نوف ر العناء ونسميه سيندي

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أجل أطلانتا أحاول جاهدا ترك المكان

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دنفر مكان جي د

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ه نا لديهم تلك المفاهيم بشأن المؤامرات ضد الحكومة

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Právě se mi zdál ten nejpodivnější sen

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Je pátek

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Jsme v nemocnici ale není to nemocnice je to

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les nebo tak něco

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A já nevím protože přímo vedle tebe je medvěd

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Grizzly co si chladí tlapy v potoce

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Najednou začneš rodit a

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já se k tobě nemůžu dostat na rozdíl od toho medvěda

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A pak už si jenom pamatuji že drží našeho krásného chlapečka

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a tady to začne být zvláštní

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Překousne pupeční šňůru ale mně to očividně nevadí

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C'est vendredi

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On est à l'hôpital mais c'est pas un hôpital

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Une espèce de forêt

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Je le sais parce que à côté de toi il y a un ours

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Un grizzly

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Qui trempe ses pieds dans un ruisseau

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Et soudain tu te mets à

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accoucher et je ne peux pas t'approcher

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Mais l'ours si

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Et tout d'un coup

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il tient notre magnifique petit garçon

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Et là ça devient bizarre

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Il croque le cordon

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Mais ça ne me dérange pas

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Péntek van

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Egy kórházban vagyunk

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Nem nem korházban hanem erdőben vagy réten

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szóval azért emlékszem ilyen jól mert mellettem tanyázik egy medve

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Egy grizli a mancsát mossa a patakban

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És akkor hirtelen elkezdesz szülni

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de én én még messze vagyok

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és jön a medve

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A következő pillanatban

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ott áll a karjában a gyönyörű kisfiunkkal

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És most jön a furcsa rész Ah

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Elrágja a köldökzsinort

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De furcsa mód ez sem zavar

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È venerdì

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Siamo in ospedale

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Ma non è un ospedale è una foresta più o meno

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E lo so perché proprio accanto a te c'è un orso

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Un grizzly che si rinfresca i piedi in un ruscello

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E tutt'a un tratto tu cominci a partorire

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e non riesco a raggiungerti

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L'orso invece sì

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E a un certo punto

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c'è lui con in braccio il nostro splendido bambino

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E qui la cosa si fa strana Ehm

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Stacca a morsi il cordone

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Ma stranamente non mi dà fastidio

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金曜日だ

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そこは病院のはずなのに

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なぜか森だった

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君の隣にクマがいて森だと分かった

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グリズリーが小川で足を冷やしてた

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すると突然に君のお産が始まった

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私は君に近づないのにクマは行ける

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すると今度は

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クマが可愛い男の赤ん坊を抱いていた

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ここが妙なとこだが

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クマがヘソの緒を

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私は平気で見てた

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Miałem dziwny sen

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Jest piątek jesteśmy w szpitalu

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Ale to nie szpital raczej las

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Wiem to bo obok ciebie siedzi niedźwiedź

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Grizzly

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Chłodzi łapy w strumyku

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Nagle zaczynasz rodzić i nie mogę do ciebie dotrzeć

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Ale niedźwiedź może

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Widzę jak trzyma naszego pięknego synka

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I tu robi się dziwnie

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Przegryza pępowinę

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Jednak mnie to nie przeszkadza

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Была пятница

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Мы в больнице

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Но это не больница это что то вроде леса

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И я знаю это потому что рядом с тобой был медведь

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Гризли охлаждающий свои лапы в ручье

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И вдруг ты начинаешь рожать

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и я не могу добраться до тебя

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Но медведь может

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И следующее что я знаю

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он держит нашего прекрасного малыша

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И дальше самое странное Ух

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Он жует пуповину

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Но странно меня это не напрягает

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Es viernes

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estamos en el hospital pero no es un hospital

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parecía un bosque y lo se porque

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Justo al lado tuyo habia un oso

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Había abundante pasto y maleza

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Y entonces comenzó a llegar el delivery

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no podia llegar a tu lado

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Pero el oso pudo

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Lo siguiente que sé

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es que comenzo a descascarar un hermoso bebe

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Y se puso mas raro

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Masticó el cordón umbilical

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Pero extrañamente no le importaba

Available in 10 languages

Duration

55 seconds

Views

540

Timestamp in Movie

00:00:38

Uploaded

Feb 19, 2026

Genres

Production

Legendary Pictures,Green Hat Films,Warner Bros. Pictures

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Movie Summary

High-strung father-to-be Peter Highman is forced to hitch a ride with aspiring actor Ethan Tremblay on a road trip in order to make it to his child's birth on time.

Actors

Peter Highman

Robert Downey Jr.