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I didn't sleep last night I'm gonna try nowYou should have masturbatedbecause I had a glorious orgasm and I slept like a baby
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Well you really should have masturbated, cuz I had a glorious orgasm and I slept like a...

Peter Highman:
I didn't sleep last night. I'm gonna try now.Ethan Tremblay:Well you really should have masturbated, cuz I had a glorious orgasm and I slept like a baby

Full Transcript

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I didn't sleep last night I'm gonna try now
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You should have masturbated
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because I had a glorious orgasm and I slept like a baby
Available in 10 languages
Duration
10 seconds
Views
1,410
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:09
Uploaded
Feb 19, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Legendary Pictures,Green Hat Films,Warner Bros. Pictures

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Movie Summary

High-strung father-to-be Peter Highman is forced to hitch a ride with aspiring actor Ethan Tremblay on a road trip in order to make it to his child's birth on time.

Actors

Robert Downey Jr.
Peter Highman
Robert Downey Jr.
Zach Galifianakis
Ethan Tremblay
Zach Galifianakis
- Of a gentle coast And a sun to maybe dissipate Shadows of the mess you made - Due Date 00:13
- Of a gentle coast And a sun to maybe dissipate Shadows of...
Hey! Get up! Ethan, wake up! Goddamn it! Son of a bitch. NO! - Due Date 00:12
Hey! Get up! Ethan, wake up! Goddamn it! Son of a bitch. NO!
What happened? - Due Date 00:10
What happened?
You know what? - Due Date 00:06
You know what?
I despise who you are at a cellular levelI've heard that before and I'm trying to work on it - Due Date 00:08
I despise who you are at a cellular levelI've heard...
Did you get that That was Shakespeare Heard of himYes I've heard of him He's a famous pirate - Due Date 00:07
Did you get that That was Shakespeare Heard of himYes...
- I have never... - Due Date 00:07
- I have never...
- Come on, let's get out of here. - Due Date 00:45
- Come on, let's get out of here.
- You see what I'm working with here? - Due Date 01:01
- You see what I'm working with here?
Okay I've calmed down a bitYou ready to apologize What Fuck you - Due Date 00:06
Okay I've calmed down a bitYou ready to apologize What...
First of all I'm sorry that I spat on SonnyI have no recollection of that whatsoever - Due Date 00:07
First of all I'm sorry that I spat on SonnyI have no...
If you ask me a single question I'm going to flip out on youSo don't do that Do you understand Somewhat yesIf you fall asleep for any reasonother than the fact that you're in a bed and it's nighttimeI will disembowel youMake senseSomewhat GreatIf you're - Due Date 00:26
If you ask me a single question I'm going to flip out...
And then, his fault, we're both put on a No-Fly list. - Due Date 00:32
And then, his fault, we're both put on a No-Fly list.
Ethan, you all right? - Due Date 00:10
Ethan, you all right?
We can't take your Range Rover, D. - Due Date 00:28
We can't take your Range Rover, D.
Oh God So stupid - Due Date 00:05
Oh God So stupid
Where are the ashes? - Due Date 00:28
Where are the ashes?
Come here, I'll help you pick it up. - Due Date 00:10
Come here, I'll help you pick it up.
I'm sorry we drank your father. - Due Date 00:22
I'm sorry we drank your father.
At least he tasted good. - Due Date 00:26
At least he tasted good.