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You see what I'm working with here?

If you ask me a single question,I'm going to flip out on you. - So don't do that. Do you...

Due Date • 2010

You see what I'm working with here?- Oh, wow. Okay, I've calmed down a bit. - You ready to apologize?- What? Fuck you! - Wait. Oh, no.- Let's go. Pete, Pete, relax. Fix it. First of all,I'm sorry that I spat on Sonny. I have no recollectionof that whatsoever. Now, if you're gonna travelwith me to Los Angeles......I gotta give you a couple guidelines.Number one:If you ask me a single question,I'm going to flip out on you. - So don't do that. Do you understand?- Somewhat, yes. If you fall asleep for any reason......other than the fact thatyou're in a bed and it's nighttime......I will disembowel you. Make sense? - Somewhat.- Great. If you're allergic to waffles,don't eat waffles. - Then don't take me to a Waffle House.- Shut up! - Relax.- Get your stuff and get in back. - Hold Sonny.- Nope. Hand me that dog, I will rip it in half. You better check yourselfbefore you wreck yourself

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You see what I'm working with here Oh wow

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Okay I've calmed down a bit

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You ready to apologize What Fuck you

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Wait Oh no Let's go

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Pete Pete relax

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Fix it

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First of all I'm sorry that I spat on Sonny

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I have no recollection of that whatsoever

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Now if you're gonna travel with me to Los Angeles

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I gotta give you a couple guidelines Number one

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If you ask me a single question I'm going to flip out on you

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So don't do that Do you understand Somewhat yes

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If you fall asleep for any reason

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other than the fact that you're in a bed and it's nighttime

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I will disembowel you

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Make sense

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Somewhat Great

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If you're allergic to waffles don't eat waffles

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Then don't take me to a Waffle House Shut up

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Relax Get your stuff and get in back

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Hold Sonny Nope

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Hand me that dog I will rip it in half

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You better check yourself before you wreck yourself

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لا بأس م ن هذا الرجل الذي تصرخ به

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لا أحد إن ه شخص كنت أسافر معه إن ه ي سب ب المتاعب

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يبدو عليه الحزن

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لقد بصقت للتو على كلبه

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بصقت على كلبه كنت غاضبا لأن لديه طريقه

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تجعلك تخرج ع ن شعورك

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حسنا لنذهب أتريد أن تتركه ه نا

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ثق بي أعلم ماذا أفعل

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بيتر م نذ متى أعرفك

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عشرون عاما عشرون عاما

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أجل إنصت لنفسك

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أنت لا تريد إفساد فكرة أن ك ستحظى بطفل

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لذا كل ما عليك فعله إصلاح الأمر بينك وبين صديقك

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عليك القيام بذلك

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ثق بي

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لتصلح الأمر

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هوليوود تعال إلى ه نا

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أترى م ا أتعامل مع يا للهول

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حسنا لقد هدأت قليلا

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هل أنت م ستعد للإعتذار ماذا

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Vidíš o čem mluvím Ty bláho

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Dobrá už jsem se trochu zklidnil

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Jsi připraven se mi omluvit Cože

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Naser si Jedeme

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Jedeme Petere počkej Zklidni se

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Naprav to

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Za prvé mě mrzí že jsem plivnul na Sunnyho

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Nevím jak se něco takového mohlo přihodit

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Pokud se mnou chceš jet do Los Angeles tak tě upozorním na pár věcí

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Za prvé pokud mi položíš jedinou otázku

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tak se přestanu kontrolovat Takže to nedělej rozumíš

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Více méně ano

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Za druhé jestli z jakéhokoliv důvodu usneš

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ve dne aniž bys byl v posteli

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tak tě vykastruju Rozumíš

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Více méně Výborně

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Za třetí jestli jsi alergický na vafle tak je nejez

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Tak mě netahej jíst vafle

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Sklapni V klidu Dobře

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Vezmi si věci a vlez si dozadu Podrž Sunnyho

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Podej mi toho psa a já ho přetrhnu vejpůl

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Radši si dávej pozor než skončíš na maděru

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Tu vois ce que je me farcis

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Je me suis calmé

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Prêt à t'excuser

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On se casse

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Pete calme toi

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Répare

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Pardon d'avoir craché sur Sonny

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Je n'en ai aucun souvenir

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Si tu veux faire la route avec moi jusqu'à L A

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voici quelques conseils Numéro 1

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à la moindre question je te saute dessus

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Évite C'est compris

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Plus ou moins

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Numéro 2 si tu t'endors

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à la seule exception que tu sois au lit et qu'il fasse nuit

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je t'étripe

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Ça se tient

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Plus ou moins

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Trois si t'es allergique aux gaufres n'en mange pas

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M'emmène pas dans une gaufrerie

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Tais toi Du calme

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Monte derrière

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Prends Sonny

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Donne moi ce chien je le déchiquette

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Calme le jeu avant d'être mis hors jeu

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Látod már mivel van dolgom Húha

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Jólvan megnyugodtam némileg

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Bocsánatot akarsz kérni Mit KAPD BE

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Várj ne ne Húzzunk

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Pete Pete relax

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Hozd helyre

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Először is sajnálom hogy leköptem Sonnyt

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Nem is akarok emlékezni rá

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Namost ha velem akarsz utazni Los Angelesbe

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adnom kell egy pár vezérfonalat Először

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Ha egyetlen kérdést is felteszel kihajítalak

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Tehát inkább ne tedd Érthető Részben igen

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Másodszor Ha elalszol bármilyen okból

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attól eltekintve ha éjszaka van és ágyban vagy

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kiheréllek

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Érted

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Valamennyire Remek

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Harmadszor Ha allergiás vagy a gofrira ne egyél gofrit

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Akkor ne vigyél gofrishoz Kussolj

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Relax Fogd a cuccot és szállj fel hátra

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Fogd Sonnyt Nem

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Ha ideadod azt a kutyát én kettévágom

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Jobban tennéd ha magadba néznél Még mielőtt a szarba lépnél

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PETER Non posso prendere il Range Rover

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Sì che puoi Tanto preferisco il pick up

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Te lo rispedisco appena arrivo lì Non serve Sarò a Los Angeles venerdì

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Ah sì Perché che devi fare

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Non mi perdo la nascita di tuo figlio

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A proposito ma non ti dispiace che le facciano il cesareo

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Insomma con quel corpo così perfetto è un schianto

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Come lo sai che le fanno il cesareo

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Me l'ha detto lei Caffè

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Grazie

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Mi spieghi che sta succedendo

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Di che cavolo parli

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Che sono tutte quelle storie su tua moglie

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E stavano insieme al college

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È stato vent'anni fa

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Sì ho capito ma non ti rendi conto

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Quello è fico è un giocatore di football è affascinante

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Stai dicendo fesserie

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Ha delle mani bellissime

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見ろよあれ

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少し落ち着いた

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謝る

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何だとクソ

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行こう

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落ち着け

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和解だ

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ツバを吐いて悪かった

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吐いた覚えはないが

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お前がロスまで来るなら俺のルールに従え

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１つ

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一度でも質問したら俺はキレる

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質問するないいな

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たぶん

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２ついかなる理由であれ眠ったら

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夜間にベッドの上でない限り

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俺は逆上する分かったな

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多少

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３つアレルギーならワッフルを食うな

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店に連れていくな

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黙れ

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落ち着け

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荷台だ

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サニーを

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八つ裂きにされたいか

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一度頭を調べてもらえ

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Teraz widzisz

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Trochę się uspokoiłem Przeprosisz

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Co Pierdol się Jedziemy

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Uspokój się

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Po pierwsze przepraszam że oplułem Sonny'ego

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Choć to nie w moim stylu

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Jeśli masz z nami jechać udzielę ci kilku wskazówek

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Pierwsza jeśli zadasz mi jakiekolwiek pytanie wybuchnę

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Nie rób tego jasne Czyli Tak

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Druga jeśli zaśniesz w dzień i poza łóżkiem

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to cię wypatroszę kumasz Mniej więcej

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Trzecia jeśli jesteś uczulony na gofry nie jedz ich

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To nie zabieraj mnie na gofry

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Zamknij się Wyluzuj się

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Wskakuj na tył Trzymaj go

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Nie Rozerwę go

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Lepiej się przebadaj

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Видишь с кем я имею дело Ого

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Ладно я немного успокоился

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Ты готов извиниться Что Да пошел ты

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Подожди О нет Поехали

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Пит Пит раслабся

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Исправь это

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Прежде всего я извиняюсь за то что плюнул на Сонни

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Хоть я этого и не помню

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Итак если ты собираешься ехать со мной до Лос Анджелеса

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я должен поставить несколько условий Номер один

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Если ты задашь мне хоть один вопрос я из тебя дух вышибу

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Так что не делай этого Понял Типа того

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Номер два Если ты уснешь по любой причине

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кроме той что ты в постели и сейчас ночь

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я тебя выпотрошу

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Улавливаешь

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Немного Отлично

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Третье Если у тебя аллергия на вафли не ешь вафли

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Тогда не приводи меня в Вафельный дом Заткнись

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Расслабься Бери свои шмотки и залезай в кузов

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Подержи Санни Ни за что

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Сунешь мне своего пса я его пополам порву

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Лучше держи себя в руках пока что нибудь не натворил

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Ves lo que hago por ti Es lo mejor

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Ok Me he calmado Vas a pedir disculpas

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Qué Vete a la mierda Vamos

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Maldita sea hombre Relájate

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En primer lugar lo siento por escupirle a Sony

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No se porque le hice eso

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Ahora si viajas conmigo a Los Ángeles

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Tengo que advertirte algunas cosas

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Uno si me haces una sola pregunta voy a sacarme de quicio

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Entonces no lo hagas Ok Más o menos Si

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Dos si duermes por cualquier razón

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en algún lugar que no sea una cama por la noche

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voy a estrangularte Tiene sentido

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Que mas Ok

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Tres si eres alérgico a los wafles no los comas

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Entonces no me lleves a la Casa de los Waffles

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Cállate Relax

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Agarra tus cosas y vamos

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Sosten a Sonny Te juro

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Si me das a este perro te devolvere la mitad

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Mejor busca ayuda antes de volverte loco

Available in 10 languages

Duration

61 seconds

Views

59

Timestamp in Movie

00:48:30

Uploaded

Feb 19, 2026

Genres

Production

Legendary Pictures,Green Hat Films,Warner Bros. Pictures

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Movie Summary

High-strung father-to-be Peter Highman is forced to hitch a ride with aspiring actor Ethan Tremblay on a road trip in order to make it to his child's birth on time.