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WowThink about itIf I hadn't sold that crotch rocket to Pee Stainyou wouldn't have a bastard childwho's gonna save your lifeGod's got a pretty warped sense of humor huhYeah I bet he smokes
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Yeah. I bet he smokes weed. Otherwise, why he put our testicles outside our bodies, where...

Lloyd Christmas:
Wow. Think about it. If I hadn't sold that crotch rocket to Pee Stain, you wouldn't have a bastard child who's gonna save your life.Harry Dunne:God's got a pretty warped sense of humor, huh?Lloyd Christmas:Yeah. I bet he smokes weed. Otherwise, why he put our testicles outside our bodies, where someone can do this?

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Wow
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Think about it
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If I hadn't sold that crotch rocket to Pee Stain
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you wouldn't have a bastard child
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who's gonna save your life
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God's got a pretty warped sense of humor huh
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Yeah I bet he smokes weed
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Otherwise why would he put our testicles outside our bodies
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where someone could do this
Available in 6 languages
Duration
23 seconds
Views
721
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:25
Uploaded
Mar 11, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
New Line Cinema,Universal Pictures,Conundrum Entertainment,Red Granite Pictures

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Movie Summary

20 years since their first adventure, Lloyd and Harry go on a road trip to find Harry's newly discovered daughter, who was given up for adoption.

Actors

Jim Carrey
Lloyd Christmas
Jim Carrey
Jeff Daniels
Harry Dunne
Jeff Daniels
Ow! Bush club! What are you doing, Lloyd? I'm about to meet my kid! Sorry, Har. Bushes like that don - Dumb and Dumber To 00:16
Ow! Bush club! What are you doing, Lloyd? I'm about to...
Excuse me, sir. - Dumb and Dumber To 00:52
Excuse me, sir.
Look guys it's meFraida FelcherLAUGHING Yeah rightLike we'd be fighting over those blowfish jowls BOTH SNICKERINGNo offenseHarryLloydI'm gonna say this one more timeI'm FraidaWHISPERING TattooOh yeahThen show us your tattoo Mmm hmmBecause Fraida had a - Dumb and Dumber To 00:57
Look guys it's meFraida FelcherLAUGHING Yeah rightLike...
Hmm. It's close. Mmm. Oh. Hi, Fraida. Oh, hey! How you been? Have you been doing yoga? Yeah, I'm kin - Dumb and Dumber To 00:29
Hmm. It's close. Mmm. Oh. Hi, Fraida. Oh, hey! How you...
So, did you, uh, ever have the baby? - Dumb and Dumber To 00:39
So, did you, uh, ever have the baby?
CheersWhoa Wait Where did you get thatThe Slurpee machine in the backThat's embalming fluidOhDoes it have aspartameNoCool - Dumb and Dumber To 00:15
CheersWhoa Wait Where did you get thatThe Slurpee machine in...
What about the blue roads with the big numbers? - Dumb and Dumber To 00:19
What about the blue roads with the big numbers?
This is it. - Dumb and Dumber To 00:08
This is it.
You look nervous. - Dumb and Dumber To 00:50
You look nervous.
Suck me sidewaysYou're the spitting image of your mother CHUCKLESYou moronsThis is the return addressHers is on the side with the stampOhBut it's still uncanny CHUCKLES - Dumb and Dumber To 00:22
Suck me sidewaysYou're the spitting image of your...
Oxford, Maryland, huh? - Dumb and Dumber To 00:42
Oxford, Maryland, huh?
Boy I sure wish I could have been there for her when she was littleWhateverThat's all water under the fridge now HarThink of the bright sideYou're finally getting to meet herand you never had to change all those poopie diapersThat's called being a parent - Dumb and Dumber To 00:36
Boy I sure wish I could have been there for her when she was...
I totally sucked you in. - Dumb and Dumber To 00:10
I totally sucked you in.
I wonder what it would have been like to raise a child. - Dumb and Dumber To 00:15
I wonder what it would have been like to raise a child.
You don't need training wheels. - Dumb and Dumber To 00:26
You don't need training wheels.
Hey, Mr. - Dumb and Dumber To 00:31
Hey, Mr.
Lloyd! What are you doing? I was trying to clean off this smudge! But you know what? I think it migh - Dumb and Dumber To 00:34
Lloyd! What are you doing? I was trying to clean off this...
It sure would be nice. - Dumb and Dumber To 00:40
It sure would be nice.
Oh, crap! - Dumb and Dumber To 00:57
Oh, crap!
Aw! Are you smiling at me? Are you smiling at me? He's a good boy! Yes, he is! Let me see your purty - Dumb and Dumber To 00:20
Aw! Are you smiling at me? Are you smiling at me? He's...