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Guys there's still one thing I don't understandHow could either of you have possibly thoughtthat you were Penny's fatherSCOFFS Why wouldn't we YeahBecause we never had sexOh CHUCKLESSNICKERINGYou

Dumb and Dumber To

Guys there's still one thing I don't understandHow could either of you have possibly...

Dumb and Dumber To • 2014

Fraida Felcher:So, guys, there's still one thing I don't understand. How could either of you have possibly thought that you were Penny's father?Harry Dunne:Well, why wouldn't we?Lloyd Christmas:Yeah!Fraida Felcher:Because we never had sex.Lloyd Christmas:Oh. Yeah. Well, you could've fooled us.Harry Dunne:Yeah, nice try, Snow White. Does the word "hot tub" jog your memory? If I recall, I played with your boobies for a long time that night. The mother boat, the windshield wipers, the punching bag.Fraida Felcher:You know Harry, you can't get a woman pregnant by manhandling her breasts.Harry Dunne:Oh, really? Well, then, why'd your doorbells get so hard?Lloyd Christmas:Yeah. And did you forget about the French tickler in the back of the van?Fraida Felcher:Putting a frilly glow-in-the-dark condom on your finger is not the same as having sex.Lloyd Christmas:What if I go like this?Lloyd Christmas:Fraida Felcher:No

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Guys there's still one thing I don't understand

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How could either of you have possibly thought

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that you were Penny's father

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SCOFFS Why wouldn't we Yeah

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Because we never had sex

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Oh CHUCKLES

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SNICKERING

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You could have fooled us

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Yeah nice try Snow White

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Does the word hot tub jog your memory

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If I recall

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I played with your boobies for a long time that night

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The motor boat

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the windshield wipers

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the punching bag

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You know Harry

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you can't get a woman pregnant by man handling her breasts

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Oh really

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Then why did your doorbells get so hard BOTH CHUCKLE

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Yeah And did you forget about the French tickler

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in the back of the van

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Putting a frilly glow in the dark condom on your finger

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is not the same as having sex

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But what if I go like this

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Les gars il y a une chose que je ne comprends toujours pas

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Comment avez vous pu croire

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que Penny était votre fille

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Pourquoi pas Oui

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Car on n'a jamais eu de relation sexuelle

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Tu aurais pu nous avoir

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Bien essayé Blanche Neige

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Le mot spa ça te rappelle quelque chose

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J'ai joué avec tes boules pendant longtemps ce soir là

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Le bateau à moteur

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les essuie glace

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le ballon de boxe

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Tu sais Harry

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on ne peut pas tomber enceinte en se faisant toucher les seins

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Vraiment Pourquoi tes sonnettes sont devenues si dures

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Oui Et tu as oublié le condom stimulant

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à l'arrière de la camionnette

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Mettre sur ton doigt un condom décoré qui brille dans le noir

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ce n'est pas du sexe

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Et si je fais ça

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Leute eine Sache verstehe ich immer noch nicht

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Wie konnte einer von euch nur glauben

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Pennys Vater zu sein

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Warum denn nicht Ja

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Weil wir nie Sex hatten

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Darauf wäre ich fast reingefallen

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Guter Versuch Schneewittchen

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Sagt dir das Wort Whirlpool irgendwas

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In der Nacht habe ich sehr lange mit deinen Möpsen gespielt

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Das Motorboot

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die Scheibenwischer

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der Punchingball

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Weißt du Harry

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eine Frau wird durch Brustspielchen nicht schwanger

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Nein Wieso wurden deine Knöpfe dann so hart

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Ja Und hast du den genoppten Pariser vergessen

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hinten im Wagen

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Ein geripptes im Dunkeln leuchtendes Kondom an deinem Finger

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ist nicht dasselbe wie Sex

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Und wenn ich so mache

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Bagaimanapun kawan kawan ada satu hal yang tidak kumengerti

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bagaimana kalian bisa begitu yakin kalian ayahnya Penny

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Kenapa tidak Karena kita tidak pernah berhubungan badan

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Seolah olah kamu bisa bohongi kami aja Ya usaha bagus putri salju

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Apakah kata 'bak panas' tidak mengingatkanmu

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karena seingatku aku bermain lama dengan payudaramu malam itu

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main perahu bermotor pembersih kaca tinju tinjuan

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Harry tidak bisa buat wanita hamil hanya dengan mainin payudaranya

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Yang benar Terus kenapa tombol bel kamu itu jadi keras sekali

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Jangan lupakan juga dengan gelitikan Perancis di belakang van itu

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Taruh kondom menyala dalam gelap di jarimu tidak sama dengan berhubungan badan

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Bagaimana kalau aku buat begini

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Ну ребятушки я не могу понять одно

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Как вы вообще могли подумать

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что вы оба отцы Пенни

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Как мы могли Да

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Потому что мы никогда не занимались сексом

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Ого

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Чуть не обманула нас

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Да хорошая попыточка белоснежка

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Слово джакузи ничего не напоминает

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Насколько я помню

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Я всю ночь игрался с твоими титьками

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Моторная лодка стеклоочистители

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боксерский мешок

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Знаешь Гарри

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ты не можешь забеременеть если ты только держал за сиськи

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Да неужели

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А зачем тогда так громко стонала

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Да А ты не забыла про французскую головоломку

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в твоей машине

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Надевать разукрашенный светящийся в темноте презерватив на палец

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не значит заниматься сексом

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А что если я сделаю так

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Entonces todavía hay algo que no entiendo bien

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Como es que ustedes pensaron que podían ser el padre de Penny

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Están locos

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Bueno por que no Si

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Por que en verdad nunca tuvimos sexo

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Oh si claro

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Bueno pudiste engañarnos

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Buen intento Blancanieves La palabra intromasaje te refresca la memoria

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Si mal no recuerdo jugué con tus senos durante mucho tiempo

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La lancha el limpia parabrisas bolsa de boxeo

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Harry no puedes embarazar a una mujer si te diviertes con sus senos

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Ah si Y por que tus pezones se pusieron duros

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Y te olvidaste del preservativo en el asiento trasero

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Que te hayas puesto un condón que brilla en la oscuridad en tu dedo

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No es lo mismo que tener sexo

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Pero si hago así

Available in 6 languages

Duration

55 seconds

Views

1,414

Timestamp in Movie

01:39:05

Uploaded

Mar 11, 2026

Genres

Production

New Line Cinema,Universal Pictures,Conundrum Entertainment,Red Granite Pictures

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Movie Summary

20 years since their first adventure, Lloyd and Harry go on a road trip to find Harry's newly discovered daughter, who was given up for adoption.

Actors

Harry Dunne

Lloyd Christmas

Fraida

Kathleen Turner