So, guys, there's still one thing I don't understand. How could either of you have...
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Fraida Felcher:
So, guys, there's still one thing I don't understand. How could either of you have possibly thought that you were Penny's father?
Harry Dunne:
Well, why wouldn't we?
Lloyd Christmas:
Yeah!
Fraida Felcher:
Because we never had sex.
Lloyd Christmas:
Oh. Yeah. Well, you could've fooled us.
Harry Dunne:
Yeah, nice try, Snow White. Does the word "hot tub" jog your memory? If I recall, I played with your boobies for a long time that night. The mother boat, the windshield wipers, the punching bag.
Fraida Felcher:
You know Harry, you can't get a woman pregnant by manhandling her breasts.
Harry Dunne:
Oh, really? Well, then, why'd your doorbells get so hard?
Lloyd Christmas:
Yeah. And did you forget about the French tickler in the back of the van?
Fraida Felcher:
Putting a frilly glow-in-the-dark condom on your finger is not the same as having sex.
Lloyd Christmas:
What if I go like this?
Lloyd Christmas:
[wiggles his finger]
Fraida Felcher:
No.
Transcript
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How could either of you have possibly thought
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that you were Penny's father
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Why wouldn't we Yeah
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Because we never had sex
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Oh
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You could have fooled us
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Yeah nice try Snow White
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Does the word hot tub jog your memory
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If I recall
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I played with your boobies for a long time that night
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The motor boat
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the windshield wipers
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the punching bag
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You know Harry
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you can't get a woman pregnant by man handling her breasts
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 390
Timestamp in movie: 01h 39m 09s
Uploaded: 20 March, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: 20 years since their first adventure, Lloyd and Harry go on a road trip to find Harry's newly discovered daughter, who was given up for adoption.
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00:08 So this is what rock bottom feels like
00:06 I thought those Canadian accents were a little shaky
00:21 Think about it
00:30 Look guys it's me
00:11 Wow Great accent doc Where you from
00:05 Bush club Bush club Bush club
00:36 Oh yeah
00:09 That's just
00:10 So what have you been up to buddy boy
00:13 Okay, Lloyd,
00:14 You guys are so cool.
00:13 Break it up! Get off!
00:28 There's something
I need to tell you.
00:15 - What's happening?
- I have no idea.
00:11 Oh, okay.
00:09 Oh!
00:08 So this is what
rock bottom feels like.
00:28 Time to go, Doctor.
All right, buddy.
00:17 Excuse me, ma'am.
Yes?
00:08 Lloyd, look!