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Wait a minute. If she's my kid, then she's notHarry's kid, and he can'ttake her kidneys....

Wait a minute. If she's my kid, then she's notHarry's kid, and he can'ttake her kidneys. What have I done?

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WHISPERING Wait a minute
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If she's my kid
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then she's not Harry's kid
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and he can't take her kidneys
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What have I done
Available in 6 languages
Duration
14 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
01:24:35
Uploaded
Mar 11, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
New Line Cinema,Universal Pictures,Conundrum Entertainment,Red Granite Pictures

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Movie Summary

20 years since their first adventure, Lloyd and Harry go on a road trip to find Harry's newly discovered daughter, who was given up for adoption.
Oh! YOUNG HARRY: Here, Biscuit! - Dumb and Dumber To 00:11
Oh! YOUNG HARRY: Here, Biscuit!
Oh, okay. - Dumb and Dumber To 00:18
Oh, okay.
Are you okay, honey? - Dumb and Dumber To 00:36
Are you okay, honey?
Mrs Pwhat are you doing hereDo you always call your wife Mrs POh uhHow you doing sugar tits I missed you - Dumb and Dumber To 00:12
Mrs Pwhat are you doing hereDo you always call your wife Mrs...
- What's happening? - I have no idea. - Dumb and Dumber To 00:15
- What's happening? - I have no idea.
There's something I need to tell you. - Dumb and Dumber To 00:28
There's something I need to tell you.
Why you standing in the toiletSo you wouldn't see my feetWhy not just stand on the rimThere's ball hairs all over that thingI'm not stupid - Dumb and Dumber To 00:11
Why you standing in the toiletSo you wouldn't see my...
Yeah but Lloyd she isn't your daughter eitherNice try Fraidabut Penny read me the letterI know all about Oyster Swallow Covewhich is exactly where you took me in the vanSoThat was my spotI must have taken hundreds of guys thereWhat can I sayI was a - Dumb and Dumber To 00:25
Yeah but Lloyd she isn't your daughter eitherNice try...
Where's the inventionWhere's the goddamn billion dollar invention - Dumb and Dumber To 00:07
Where's the inventionWhere's the goddamn billion...
I thought those Canadian accents were a little shakyYeah You try it - Dumb and Dumber To 00:06
I thought those Canadian accents were a little shakyYeah You...
BOTH: Break it up! - Dumb and Dumber To 00:16
BOTH: Break it up!
You guys are so cool. - Dumb and Dumber To 00:14
You guys are so cool.
You guys are so cool. - Dumb and Dumber To 00:53
You guys are so cool.
So let me ask you something FraidaIf I'm not Penny's father and Lloyd's not her fatherthen who's her fatherFunny you should askHoneyhow would you like to meet some relativesLLOYD Mr StainerOh I should have knownYELLING You horny old goatNo LloydMr Stainer - Dumb and Dumber To 00:39
So let me ask you something FraidaIf I'm not...
LLOYD: Mr. - Dumb and Dumber To 00:22
LLOYD: Mr.
Guys there's still one thing I don't understandHow could either of you have possibly thoughtthat you were Penny's fatherSCOFFS Why wouldn't we YeahBecause we never had sexOh CHUCKLESSNICKERINGYou could have fooled usYeah nice try Snow WhiteDoes the word - Dumb and Dumber To 00:55
Guys there's still one thing I don't understandHow...
Okay Dr Picasso what's your definition of sexWHISPERINGNo wayThat's justNot my momBut that's where she peesIt's in my head and I can't unlearn itYou're badCan you show usI call sloppy seconds - Dumb and Dumber To 00:24
Okay Dr Picasso what's your definition of...
That's just - Dumb and Dumber To 00:09
That's just
Yeah WhoaLloydCheck out the hotties at 12 o'clockThat's almost three hours awayCan't I check them out now - Dumb and Dumber To 00:14
Yeah WhoaLloydCheck out the hotties at 12...
Okay, Lloyd, - Dumb and Dumber To 00:13
Okay, Lloyd,