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Why don't you gentlemen make yourselves at home

Dumb and Dumber To

Hey,wait a minute! What aboutthe old Stinkeroo? Yeah, I'm in

Dumb and Dumber To • 2014

Why don't you gentlemenmake yourselves at home. I'm gonna go fetchthe, uh, directorof the conference, Dr. Barbara Walcott. She can'twait to meet you. Dr. Barbara?A lady doctor?Seriously? Lady doctor,that alwayscracks me up. Yeah, doctor of doingthe laundry, maybe. Am I right? I'll be right back. What were youthinking, Lloyd? Now he thinkswe're doctors. At least we'rein the door. Now all we gotta dois act intelligent.We'll fit right in. Okay. Hi, barkeep. How much for a beer?It's gratis. Ooh. That sounds expensive. Can you giveus a moment? Lloyd, we blew our moneyon the graduation robes. Maybe we shouldn't drink. No way.I need booze, man. If I meet your daughterwithout a buzz on, she'll thinkI'm an idiot. LLOYD:Hey,wait a minute! What aboutthe old Stinkeroo? Yeah, I'm in

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Why don't you gentlemen make yourselves at home

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I'm gonna go fetch the uh director of the conference

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Dr Barbara Walcott

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She can't wait to meet you

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Dr Barbara A lady doctor Seriously

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Lady doctor that always cracks me up

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Yeah doctor of doing the laundry maybe

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Am I right

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BOTH SNICKERING

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I'll be right back

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What were you thinking Lloyd

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Now he thinks we're doctors

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At least we're in the door

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Now all we gotta do is act intelligent We'll fit right in

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Okay

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Hi barkeep

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How much for a beer It's gratis

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Ooh

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That sounds expensive

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Can you give us a moment

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Lloyd we blew our money on the graduation robes

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Maybe we shouldn't drink

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No way I need booze man

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If I meet your daughter without a buzz on

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she'll think I'm an idiot

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HUFFS

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LLOYD Hey wait a minute

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What about the old Stinkeroo

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SIGHS Yeah I'm in CHUCKLES

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Messieurs faites comme chez vous

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Je vais aller chercher la directrice de la conférence

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la Pre Barbara Walcott Elle est impatiente de vous rencontrer

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Pre Barbara Une femme Sérieusement

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Une femme scientifique ça me fait toujours rire

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Scientifique de la lessive peut être Pas vrai

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Je reviens tout de suite

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À quoi as tu pensé Il croit qu'on est des scientifiques

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Au moins on est entrés

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Faisons semblant d'être intelligents

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D'accord

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Salut barman

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Combien une bière C'est gratis

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Ça a l'air cher

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Un instant d'accord

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On a flambé notre argent sur la toge

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On ne devrait pas boire

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Non J'ai besoin d'alcool

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Si je vois ta fille à jeun elle me croira idiot

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Hé Une minute

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On fait le vieux truc de la bière puante

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Oui d'accord

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Fühlen Sie sich wie zu Hause

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Ich hole die Konferenzleiterin

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Dr Barbara Walcott Sie kann es kaum erwarten Sie zu treffen

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Dr Barbara Ein weiblicher Doktor Ernsthaft

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Weiblicher Doktor da muss ich immer lachen

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Ja Doktor im Wäsche waschen vielleicht Habe ich recht

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Ich bin gleich zurück

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Was sollte das Lloyd Jetzt hält er uns für Doktoren

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Zumindest sind wir drin

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Jetzt müssen wir nur intelligent tun Alles klar

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Ok

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Hi Barkeeper

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Was kostet ein Bier Ist gratis

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Das klingt teuer

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Geben Sie uns kurz Zeit

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Wir haben alles für die Talare ausgegeben

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Wir sollten nichts trinken

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Vergiss es Ich brauche Sprit

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Wenn ich deine Tochter nüchtern treffe hält sich mich für doof

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Hey warte mal

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Wie wäre es mit dem Stinker Bierchen

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Ja ich bin dabei

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Silahkan anggap rumah sendiri Aku akan bawa pengarah acara DR Barbara Wilcox

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Dia sudah tidak sabaran bertemu anda DR Barbara Doktor wanita Serius

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Doctor wanita Selalu membuatku tertawa Doctor cucian pakaian mungkin ya kan

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Aku akan segera kembali

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Apa yang kamu pikirkan Llyod Sekarang dia mengira kita Doktor

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Paling tidak kita sudah dibukakan pintu Sekarang kita pura pura cerdas Bergaul

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Ada apa pak Berapa harganya bir

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Berkelas Kedengarannya mahal

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Tunggu sebentar ya

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Llyod kita habiskan uang di jubah kelulusan Mungkin sebaiknya kita jangan minum minum

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Aku perlu minum Sekarang harus pikirkan bagaimana supaya tidak terlihat bodoh tanpa minuman

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Tunggu dulu Bagaimana kalau pakai gaya lama 'bau busuk '

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Ya Aku mau

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Господа чувствуйте себя как дома

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А я приведу руководителя конференции

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доктора Барбару Валкотт

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Ей не терпится повидаться с вами

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Доктор Барбара Женщина Серьезно

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Женщина доктор это всегда смешит меня до колик

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Да доктор постирушки наверное

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Я прав

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Я сейчас вернусь

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О чем ты думаешь Ллойд

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Он же считает нас докторами

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Как только мы вошли

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Так что нам нужно вести себя интеллигентно Нужно соответствовать

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Хорошо

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Привет бармен

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По чем пиво Оно бесплатно

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Видимо дорого

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Дайте нам секундочку

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Ллойд мы потратили все деньги на мантии

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Может нам не стоит пить

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Ни за что Мне нужна выпивка чувак

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Если я встречу твою дочь не выпимши

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она решит что я идиот

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Постой

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Как насчет проверенной вонючки

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Я за

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Pónganse cómodos caballeros

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Iré a buscar a la presidente de la conferencia

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La Dra Barbara Walcott

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Esta ansiosa por conocerlos

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Dra Barbara Una Dra En serio

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Dra si que me hizo reír

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Doctorado en lavar los platos tal vez no le parece

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Vuelvo enseguida

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Que dices Lloyd este tipo cree que somos doctores

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No se estamos dentro

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Actuemos de forma inteligente Y no lo descubrirá

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Bueno

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Hola camarero cuanto cuesta una cerveza

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Es gratis Ohhh

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Eso parece caro

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Nos da un minuto

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Lloyd gastamos el dinero en los uniformes de la graduación

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Creo que no deberíamos beber No lo creo

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Necesito beber

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Si estoy sobrio cuando vea a tu hija creerá que soy un idiota

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Ay espera

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Que te parece el viejo truco

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Si

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Duration

61 seconds

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Timestamp in Movie

01:06:13

Uploaded

Mar 11, 2026

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Production

New Line Cinema,Universal Pictures,Conundrum Entertainment,Red Granite Pictures

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Movie Summary

20 years since their first adventure, Lloyd and Harry go on a road trip to find Harry's newly discovered daughter, who was given up for adoption.