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You look nervous. I am nervous!I'm about to meet my kid and I don't knowwhat to say to...

You look nervous. I am nervous!I'm about to meet my kid and I don't knowwhat to say to her. That's real easy, Har. You make a little small talkabout why you missedall those birthdays, holidays and graduations. Maybe a coupleof dick jokesto put her at ease. And boing, you hither up for the kidney. Okay. What ifshe says no? She's not gonna say no. She's the fruitof your loom. Suck me sideways. You're the spittingimage of your mother. You morons. This is the return address. Hers is on the sidewith the stamp. Oh. But it's still uncanny!

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You look nervous
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I am nervous I'm about to meet my kid
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and I don't know what to say to her
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That's real easy Har
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You make a little small talk about why you missed all those birthdays
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holidays and graduations
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Maybe a couple of dick jokes to put her at ease
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And boing you hit her up for the kidney
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Okay What if she says no
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She's not gonna say no
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She's the fruit of your loom
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KNOCKING ON DOOR
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GASPS
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Suck me sideways
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You're the spitting image of your mother CHUCKLES
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You morons
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This is the return address
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Hers is on the side with the stamp
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Oh
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But it's still uncanny CHUCKLES
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TIRES SQUEALING
Available in 6 languages
Duration
50 seconds
Views
310
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:14
Uploaded
Mar 11, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
New Line Cinema,Universal Pictures,Conundrum Entertainment,Red Granite Pictures

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Movie Summary

20 years since their first adventure, Lloyd and Harry go on a road trip to find Harry's newly discovered daughter, who was given up for adoption.
Suck me sidewaysYou're the spitting image of your mother CHUCKLESYou moronsThis is the return addressHers is on the side with the stampOhBut it's still uncanny CHUCKLES - Dumb and Dumber To 00:22
Suck me sidewaysYou're the spitting image of your...
Oxford, Maryland, huh? - Dumb and Dumber To 00:42
Oxford, Maryland, huh?
Boy I sure wish I could have been there for her when she was littleWhateverThat's all water under the fridge now HarThink of the bright sideYou're finally getting to meet herand you never had to change all those poopie diapersThat's called being a parent - Dumb and Dumber To 00:36
Boy I sure wish I could have been there for her when she was...
I totally sucked you in. - Dumb and Dumber To 00:10
I totally sucked you in.
I wonder what it would have been like to raise a child. - Dumb and Dumber To 00:15
I wonder what it would have been like to raise a child.
You don't need training wheels. - Dumb and Dumber To 00:26
You don't need training wheels.
Hey, Mr. - Dumb and Dumber To 00:31
Hey, Mr.
Lloyd! What are you doing? I was trying to clean off this smudge! But you know what? I think it migh - Dumb and Dumber To 00:34
Lloyd! What are you doing? I was trying to clean off this...
It sure would be nice. - Dumb and Dumber To 00:40
It sure would be nice.
Oh, crap! - Dumb and Dumber To 00:57
Oh, crap!
Aw! Are you smiling at me? Are you smiling at me? He's a good boy! Yes, he is! Let me see your purty - Dumb and Dumber To 00:20
Aw! Are you smiling at me? Are you smiling at me? He's...
We're almost there. - Dumb and Dumber To 00:29
We're almost there.
PINCHELOW: Honey, my stomach is killing me. - Dumb and Dumber To 00:13
PINCHELOW: Honey, my stomach is killing me.
What are you doing? - Dumb and Dumber To 00:08
What are you doing?
You know I always wondered what Penny's natural father was likeWhen my late wife and I adopted herwe weren't given much information about her birth parentsWe were only told that her mother was single and that she wasYou can say it dearShe was rumored to - Dumb and Dumber To 00:27
You know I always wondered what Penny's natural father...
I'm sure she'll appreciate all the trouble you've gone toto find her Let's call herCELL PHONE BEEPSBREATHES DEEPLYIt's ringing CELL PHONE BUZZINGBEEPSWHISPERING Whoever this iswe're in the middle of something really importantCan you call back laterNo I - Dumb and Dumber To 00:37
I'm sure she'll appreciate all the trouble...
I'm going with them? Why the hell did you tell him that? - Dumb and Dumber To 00:17
I'm going with them? Why the hell did you tell him that...
LLOYD: Hey, when is this KEN thing, anyway? - Dumb and Dumber To 00:56
LLOYD: Hey, when is this KEN thing, anyway?
How many days are in AprilThirty days have Septemberall the rest I can't rememberMust be 31 because nothing rhymes with AugustLLOYD No I think it's 32 HarApril's a leap month - Dumb and Dumber To 00:13
How many days are in AprilThirty days have Septemberall the...
You guys wanna play He Who Smelt ItYeahWhat's thatIt's complicated so pay attentionWe put the windows up first one who smells a fart gets a pointIf you say who dealt itdouble pointsBut if you say you smelled a fartand nobody fartedlike if we were just - Dumb and Dumber To 00:47
You guys wanna play He Who Smelt ItYeahWhat's...