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"Dumb and Dumber" quotes

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After a woman leaves a briefcase at the airport terminal, a dumb limo driver and his dumber friend set out on a hilarious cross-country road trip to Aspen to return it.

Director: Peter Farrelly, Bobby Farrelly
Writer: Peter Farrelly, Bennett Yellin, Bobby Farrelly
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 1994
MetaScore: 41/100
ImdbRating: 7.3
BoxOffice: $127,190,327
Released: 16 Dec 1994
Awards: 5 wins & 3 nominations

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So what happened - Dumb and Dumber 01:09 So what happened What the hell are we doing here - Dumb and Dumber 01:07 What the hell are we doing here Why don't we make it quarter to eight - Dumb and Dumber 00:23 Why don't we make it quarter to eight How do you guys know each other - Dumb and Dumber 02:10 How do you guys know each other Some little filly break your heart - Dumb and Dumber 00:36 Some little filly break your heart We got no food We got no jobs - Dumb and Dumber 00:07 We got no food We got no jobs Okay Thanks - Dumb and Dumber 00:36 Okay Thanks You know Lloyd just when I think - Dumb and Dumber 00:16 You know Lloyd just when I think I can't believe we drove around all day - Dumb and Dumber 00:12 I can't believe we drove around all day She gave me a bunch of crap - Dumb and Dumber 00:08 She gave me a bunch of crap Why are you going to the airport - Dumb and Dumber 00:13 Why are you going to the airport One time we successfully mated - Dumb and Dumber 00:13 One time we successfully mated Hi Lloyd - Dumb and Dumber 00:10 Hi Lloyd You're it You're it Quitsies - Dumb and Dumber 00:23 You're it You're it Quitsies I'm crazy about you - Dumb and Dumber 00:33 I'm crazy about you No it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing - Dumb and Dumber 00:05 No it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing That's a lovely accent you have - Dumb and Dumber 00:20 That's a lovely accent you have So you got fired again huh Oh yeah - Dumb and Dumber 00:37 So you got fired again huh Oh yeah I'll bet you 20 bucks I can get you gambling - Dumb and Dumber 00:22 I'll bet you 20 bucks I can get you gambling What's her last name I'll look it up - Dumb and Dumber 00:29 What's her last name I'll look it up Huh I expected the Rocky Mountains - Dumb and Dumber 00:14 Huh I expected the Rocky Mountains No way - Dumb and Dumber 00:10 No way I can't feel my fi fingers anymore - Dumb and Dumber 00:34 I can't feel my fi fingers anymore Hey you wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world - Dumb and Dumber 00:06 Hey you wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world Husband Wait a minute - Dumb and Dumber 00:11 Husband Wait a minute I want to ask you a question straight out flat out - Dumb and Dumber 00:37 I want to ask you a question straight out flat out Excuse me little old lady - Dumb and Dumber 00:34 Excuse me little old lady Ugh Where's the booze - Dumb and Dumber 00:37 Ugh Where's the booze If I know her as well as I think I do - Dumb and Dumber 00:06 If I know her as well as I think I do I'm only human Harry - Dumb and Dumber 00:35 I'm only human Harry Sir you can't go in there - Dumb and Dumber 00:08 Sir you can't go in there Hey where'd you get those - Dumb and Dumber 00:35 Hey where'd you get those Listen Mr Samsonite about the briefcase - Dumb and Dumber 00:35 Listen Mr Samsonite about the briefcase What's with the briefcase - Dumb and Dumber 00:37 What's with the briefcase This isn't my real job you know - Dumb and Dumber 00:24 This isn't my real job you know Lloyd They got The Monkees - Dumb and Dumber 00:06 Lloyd They got The Monkees What's in it - Dumb and Dumber 00:15 What's in it There's really nothing to worry about Mary - Dumb and Dumber 00:28 There's really nothing to worry about Mary I can get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog - Dumb and Dumber 00:05 I can get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog Guys Guys Guys - Dumb and Dumber 00:19 Guys Guys Guys Good grief Boy this party really died - Dumb and Dumber 00:06 Good grief Boy this party really died They're driving an '84 sheepdog - Dumb and Dumber 00:06 They're driving an '84 sheepdog Suck me sideways - Dumb and Dumber 00:04 Suck me sideways We usually don't pick up hitchhikers - Dumb and Dumber 00:13 We usually don't pick up hitchhikers She actually talked to me man - Dumb and Dumber 00:07 She actually talked to me man You really wimped out man - Dumb and Dumber 00:10 You really wimped out man Briefcase ain't here - Dumb and Dumber 00:19 Briefcase ain't here Who are these sick people - Dumb and Dumber 00:04 Who are these sick people I can't believe it - Dumb and Dumber 00:19 I can't believe it How the hell do they know that I got gas - Dumb and Dumber 00:05 How the hell do they know that I got gas Now we don't even know who the hell they are - Dumb and Dumber 00:08 Now we don't even know who the hell they are I'm going to give you my number - Dumb and Dumber 00:26 I'm going to give you my number The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson - Dumb and Dumber 00:13 The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson Excuse me - Dumb and Dumber 00:11 Excuse me Feeling better girls - Dumb and Dumber 00:06 Feeling better girls So why are you going to Aspen Vacation - Dumb and Dumber 00:36 So why are you going to Aspen Vacation There's two of them One of them's got a gun - Dumb and Dumber 00:14 There's two of them One of them's got a gun This is the life - Dumb and Dumber 00:32 This is the life Okay gang you know the rules - Dumb and Dumber 00:07 Okay gang you know the rules Excuse me Flo - Dumb and Dumber 00:25 Excuse me Flo Don't forget that your bread plate is on the left - Dumb and Dumber 00:13 Don't forget that your bread plate is on the left Here He's resisting me - Dumb and Dumber 00:28 Here He's resisting me Some people just weren't cut out for life on the road - Dumb and Dumber 00:06 Some people just weren't cut out for life on the road Excuse me gunman who are you - Dumb and Dumber 00:10 Excuse me gunman who are you Where have you been My dogs were supposed to be here 40 minutes ago - Dumb and Dumber 00:35 Where have you been My dogs were supposed to be here 40... You spilled the salt that's what's the matter - Dumb and Dumber 00:31 You spilled the salt that's what's the matter You know on second thought - Dumb and Dumber 00:06 You know on second thought Excuse me Gentlemen this is a 500 a plate dinner - Dumb and Dumber 00:14 Excuse me Gentlemen this is a 500 a plate dinner Who's got the foot long - Dumb and Dumber 00:05 Who's got the foot long Now Helen we've been through this already - Dumb and Dumber 00:04 Now Helen we've been through this already According to the map - Dumb and Dumber 00:09 According to the map Are you sure you went to the right bar - Dumb and Dumber 00:47 Are you sure you went to the right bar Hey guys Whoa Big Gulps huh - Dumb and Dumber 00:09 Hey guys Whoa Big Gulps huh Pull over - Dumb and Dumber 00:50 Pull over What the hell are we doing here Harry - Dumb and Dumber 00:31 What the hell are we doing here Harry Mock Yeah - Dumb and Dumber 00:11 Mock Yeah Your hands are freezing - Dumb and Dumber 00:06 Your hands are freezing Do you love me - Dumb and Dumber 00:08 Do you love me Yesterday was one of the greatest days of my life - Dumb and Dumber 00:18 Yesterday was one of the greatest days of my life He must work out - Dumb and Dumber 00:11 He must work out So where're you headed - Dumb and Dumber 00:14 So where're you headed You guys go ahead - Dumb and Dumber 00:39 You guys go ahead Harry You're alive - Dumb and Dumber 00:10 Harry You're alive Tell her I'm rich - Dumb and Dumber 00:16 Tell her I'm rich What are you a camel - Dumb and Dumber 00:08 What are you a camel Nice set of hooters you got there - Dumb and Dumber 00:13 Nice set of hooters you got there Hi We have plenty of towels Thanks - Dumb and Dumber 00:08 Hi We have plenty of towels Thanks Got a little nippy - Dumb and Dumber 00:13 Got a little nippy Who's the dead man that hit me with the salt shaker - Dumb and Dumber 00:56 Who's the dead man that hit me with the salt shaker
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Cast

Lloyd - Jim Carrey
Harry - Jeff Daniels
Mary - Lauren Holly
Joe Mentalino - Mike Starr
J.P. Shay - Karen Duffy
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