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Hey where'd you get thoseI bought them when we filled upWell stutters We're supposed to talkabout all expenditures LloydWe're on a very tight budgetThis didn't come out of our travel fundOhNo I was
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Dumb and Dumber

Pretty bird. Yes, can you say pretty bird? Pretty bird, yeah pretty bird... Polly want a...

Harry Dunne:
Where did you get those?Lloyd Christmas:I bought them when we filled up.Harry Dunne:We are supposed to talk about all expenditures Lloyd! We are on a very tight budget.Lloyd Christmas:This didn't come out of our travel fund.Harry Dunne:Oh.Lloyd Christmas:Yeah, I was able to raise 25 extra bucks before we left.Harry Dunne:Where did you get 25 extra becks?Lloyd Christmas:I sold some stuff, to Billy in 4C.Harry Dunne:The blind kid?Lloyd Christmas:Yeah! Ha ha!Lloyd Christmas:Yeah.Harry Dunne:What did you sell him Lloyd?Lloyd Christmas:Stuff.Harry Dunne:What kinda stuff?Lloyd Christmas:I don't know, stuff. A few baseball cards, a sack of marbles,Lloyd Christmas:Petey.Harry Dunne:Petey? You sold my dead bird to a blind kid? Lloyd! Petey didn't even have a head!Lloyd Christmas:Harry, I took care of it...Billy:Pretty bird. Yes, can you say pretty bird? Pretty bird, yeah Pretty bird... Polly want a cracker?

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Hey where'd you get those
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I bought them when we filled up
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Well stutters We're supposed to talk
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about all expenditures Lloyd
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We're on a very tight budget
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This didn't come out of our travel fund
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Oh
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No I was able to raise 25 extra bucks
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before we left
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Where did you get 25 extra bucks
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I sold some stuff to Billy in 4C
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The blind kid
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Yeah
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Yeah
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What did you sell him Lloyd
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Stuff
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What kind of stuff I don't know
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A few baseball cards a sack of marbles
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coughs Petey
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Petey
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You sold my dead bird to a blind kid
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Lloyd that that what are you
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Petey didn't even have a head
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Harry I took care of it
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Pretty bird
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Yeah Can you say pretty bird
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Pretty bird
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Yes pretty bird
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Pretty bird
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Polly want a cracker
Available in 5 languages
Duration
80 seconds
Views
1,221
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:00
Uploaded
Feb 15, 2022
Genres
comedy
Production
New Line Cinema,Motion Picture Corporation of America

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Movie Summary

After a woman leaves a briefcase at the airport terminal, a dumb limo driver and his dumber friend set out on a hilarious cross-country road trip to Aspen to return it.

Actors

Jeff Daniels
Harry Dunne
Jeff Daniels
Jim Carrey
Lloyd Christmas
Jim Carrey
Billy
Brady Bluhm
Jim Carrey
Lloyd
Jim Carrey
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How the hell do they know that I got gas
Lloyd They got The MonkeesThey were a major influence on The Beatles - Dumb and Dumber 00:06
Lloyd They got The MonkeesThey were a major influence on The...
Excuse me Floboth laughingFlo like the TV showUh what is the soup du jourIt's the soup of the dayMm hmmThat sounds good I'll have that - Dumb and Dumber 00:25
Excuse me Floboth laughingFlo like the TV showUh what is the...
You spilled the salt that's what's the matterSpilling the salt is very bad luckWe're driving across the countryThe last thing we need is bad luckQuick Toss some salt over your right shoulderthumpsUh oh too little too late HarryWho's the dead man that hit - Dumb and Dumber 00:31
You spilled the salt that's what's the...
Who's the dead man that hit me with the salt shakercrowd murmuringhummingHarry Well uhit was a terrible mistake sirPlease believe me I would never do anythingto offend a man of your sizeKick his ass Sea BassYou gonna eat thatWhat That No yes noWell no it - Dumb and Dumber 00:55
Who's the dead man that hit me with the salt...
You really wimped out manWhat are you talking about wimped outWell well did you the guy hawked on my burger - Dumb and Dumber 00:10
You really wimped out manWhat are you talking about wimped...
That was genius Lloyd sheer geniusI mean where did you come up with a scam like thatSaw it in a movie once That was incredibleSo what happened So the guy tricks some suckerinto picking up his tab then gets away with it scot freeNo in the movie they catch - Dumb and Dumber 00:23
That was genius Lloyd sheer geniusI mean where did you come...
So stop going I can't stop going once I've started - Dumb and Dumber 00:08
So stop going I can't stop going once I've started
Huh Pull overNo it's a cardigan but thanks for noticingYeah Killer boots manPull your vehicle to the side of the roadLicense and registration pleaseYou fellas were going a little fast back there wouldn't you sayYou uh you fellas been doinga bit of boozing - Dumb and Dumber 01:39
Huh Pull overNo it's a cardigan but thanks for...
No it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing - Dumb and Dumber 00:05
No it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing
Now Helen we've been through this already - Dumb and Dumber 00:04
Now Helen we've been through this already
So he says Do you love meAnd she says No but that's a real nice ski mask - Dumb and Dumber 00:07
So he says Do you love meAnd she says No but that's a...
Yeah! Get her! - Ohh. - This is the life... cold beer, a hot tub and paper-thin walls. There's only - Dumb and Dumber 00:44
Yeah! Get her! - Ohh. - This is the life... cold beer, a hot...
I don't know Lloyd You knowthis place doesn't really do it for meIt brings back a lot of memoriesPour quoiIt was a few years agoWhat happened Harry Some little filly break your heartNo it was a girl - Dumb and Dumber 00:19
I don't know Lloyd You knowthis place doesn't...
She gave me a bunch of crapabout me not listening to her enough or somethingI don't know I wasn't really paying attention - Dumb and Dumber 00:08
She gave me a bunch of crapabout me not listening to her...
I had things I wanted to do - Dumb and Dumber 01:12
I had things I wanted to do
Harry According to the mapwe've only gone about four inches - Dumb and Dumber 00:04
Harry According to the mapwe've only gone about four...
I'll bet you 20 bucks I can get you gamblingbefore the end of the day No wayI'll give you 3 to 1 odds Nope5 to 1 Nope10 to 1 You're onboth chuckleI'm going to get youHuh uh Oh yeahI don't know how but I'm going to get you - Dumb and Dumber 00:22
I'll bet you 20 bucks I can get you gamblingbefore the...
Just shut upNow we don't even know who the hell they areYou don't kill people you don't knowThat's a rule - Dumb and Dumber 00:09
Just shut upNow we don't even know who the hell they...
We usually don't pick up hitchhikersbut I'm going to go with my instinct on this oneSaddle up partner - Dumb and Dumber 00:13
We usually don't pick up hitchhikersbut I'm going...