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I want to ask you a question straight out flat outand I want you to give me an honest answerWhat do you think the chances areof a guy like you and a girl like meending up togetherWell Lloyd that's

Dumb and Dumber

So you're telling me there's a chance. YEAH!

Dumb and Dumber • 1994

Lloyd Christmas:
I want to ask you a question, straight out, flat out, and I want you to give me the honest answer. What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me ending up together?Mary Swanson:Well Lloyd, that's difficult to say. We really don't...Lloyd Christmas:Hit me with it! Just give it to me straight! I came a long way just to see you Mary, just... The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?Mary Swanson:Not good.Lloyd Christmas: You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?Mary Swanson:I'd say more like one out of a million.Lloyd Christmas: So you're telling me there's a chance. YEAH!

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I want to ask you a question straight out flat out

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and I want you to give me an honest answer

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What do you think the chances are

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of a guy like you and a girl like me

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ending up together

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Well Lloyd that's difficult to say

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We really don't

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Hit me with it Just give it to me straight

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I came a long way just to see you Mary

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Just the least you can do is level with me

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What are my chances

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Not good

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You mean not good like one out of 100

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I'd say more like one out of a million

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So you're telling me there's a chance

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Yeah

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وأريد أن أسألك سؤال بلا تردد

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وأريد منك اعطائي جوابا صادقا

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ما هي فرصة العلاقة بين

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شاب مثلك وبنت مثلي

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أن يكونوا سوية

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من الصعب القول يا لويد

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نحن لا يجب

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اضربيني به قوليها بلا تردد

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لقد جئت مسافة بعيدة لرؤيتك يا ماري

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تستطيعين على الأقل اعطائي جوابا

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ما هي فرصتي

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ليست جيدة

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اتعنين ليست جيدة مثل 1 الى 100

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يمكنني القول أكثر من 1 الى مليون

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اذا انت تقولين لي أن هنالك فرصة

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نعم

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Je veux vous poser une question une question très directe

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Répondez franchement

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À votre avis quelles sont les chances

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pour qu'un type comme vous et une fille comme moi

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finissent ensemble

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Eh bien Lloyd c'est difficile à dire

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on ne se

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Allez y carrément

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J'ai fait tout ce chemin juste pour vous voir Mary

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Vous me devez bien ça Quelles sont mes chances

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Pas bonnes

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Vous voulez dire pas bonnes comme une sur cent

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Je dirais plutôt plus comme une sur un million

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Donc j'ai une chance

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Ouais

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Aku ingin bertanya padamu cepat dan langsung

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dan aku ingin kau menjawabnya dengan jujur

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Bagaimana menurutmu peluang antara

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pria sepertimu dan wanita sepertiku

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hidup bersama

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sulit untuk menjawabnya

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Kita tidak punya

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Jawab saja Jawab saja padaku langsung

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Aku datang jauh jauh hanya untuk menemuimu Mary

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Setidak tidaknya kau bisa berterus terang padaku

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Bagaimana peluangku

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Tidak bagus

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Maksudmu tidak bagus seperti 1 dari 100

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Menurutku seperti antara 1 dari sejuta

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Jadi menurutmu masih ada peluang

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Ya

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Quiero hacerte una pregunta a quemarropa así nomás

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y quiero que me des una respuesta sincera

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Cuáles crees que sean las posibilidades

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de que un tipo como tú y una chica como yo

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acaben juntos

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Bueno Lloyd es difícil decirlo

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Realmente no nos

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Pégame con ella Dame la respuesta directa

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Viaje un largo camino sólo para verte Mary

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Sólo lo mínimo que puedes hacer es ser franca

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Cuáles son mis posibilidades

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Nada buenas

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Nada buenas Cómo una en 100

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Yo diría que como una en un millón

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Entonces me dices que hay una posibilidad

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Sí

Available in 5 languages

Duration

63 seconds

Views

2,001

Timestamp in Movie

01:37:43

Uploaded

Feb 15, 2022

Genres

Production

New Line Cinema,Motion Picture Corporation of America

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Movie Summary

After a woman leaves a briefcase at the airport terminal, a dumb limo driver and his dumber friend set out on a hilarious cross-country road trip to Aspen to return it.

Actors

Lloyd Christmas

Mary Swanson

Lloyd