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Dumb and Dumber

If I know Mary as well as I think I do, she'll invite us right in for tea and strumpets

Lloyd Christmas:
If I know Mary as well as I think I do, she'll invite us right in for tea and strumpets

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If I know her as well as I think I do
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she'll invite us right in for tea and strumpets
Available in 5 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
4,422
Timestamp in Movie
01:02:10
Uploaded
Feb 15, 2022
Genres
comedy
Production
New Line Cinema,Motion Picture Corporation of America

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Movie Summary

After a woman leaves a briefcase at the airport terminal, a dumb limo driver and his dumber friend set out on a hilarious cross-country road trip to Aspen to return it.

Actors

Jim Carrey
Lloyd Christmas
Jim Carrey
Jeff Daniels
Harry
Jeff Daniels
What's her last name I'll look it upUhYou know I don't really recallStarts with an SS swim Swamie S slippy SlappySlimin Solmon Simin SalSwenson SwansonMaybe it's on the briefcaseOh yeah It's right hereSamsonite I was way offI knew it started with an S - Dumb and Dumber 00:29
What's her last name I'll look it upUhYou know I...
I can't feel my fi fingers anymore wind whistlingThey're they're they're numbOoh Maybe you should wear these extra glovesMy hands are starting to get sweatyExtra glovesYou've had this pairof extra gloves this whole timeYeah We're in the RockiesI'm going - Dumb and Dumber 00:34
I can't feel my fi fingers anymore wind...
Your hands are freezing - Dumb and Dumber 00:05
Your hands are freezing
Excuse me Gentlemen this is a 500 a plate dinnerGood night Oh 500 oh okay No problemHere Put us down for put us down for fourIn case we want seconds - Dumb and Dumber 00:14
Excuse me Gentlemen this is a 500 a plate dinnerGood night...
All we gotta dois show a little class a little sophisticationand we're in like a dirty shirtThat's no problem Lloyd We can be classy and sophisticoh look at the funbags on that hosehoundI'd like to eat her liver with some fava beansand a nice bottle of - Dumb and Dumber 00:17
All we gotta dois show a little class a little...
The first time I set eyes on Mary SwansonI just got that old fashioned romantic feelingwhere I'd do anything to bone herThat's a special feeling Lloyd - Dumb and Dumber 00:13
The first time I set eyes on Mary SwansonI just got that old...
Why don't you go overand introduce yourselfAnd that way you can build me upso I won't have to brag about myself later - Dumb and Dumber 00:10
Why don't you go overand introduce yourselfAnd that way...
Tell her I'm richand uh I'm good lookingand uh I have a rapist wit - Dumb and Dumber 00:08
Tell her I'm richand uh I'm good lookingand uh I...
Nice set of hooters you got thereI beg your pardon The owls they're beautiful - Dumb and Dumber 00:10
Nice set of hooters you got thereI beg your pardon The owls...
One time we successfully mateda bulldog with a shih tzuReally That's weirdYeah We we called it a bullshit - Dumb and Dumber 00:13
One time we successfully mateda bulldog with a shih...
Man Good grief Boy this party really died - Dumb and Dumber 00:06
Man Good grief Boy this party really died
Mary ChristmasMrs Mary ChristmasKinda catchy huh Harr Yeah yeah that sounds niceBut Lloyd don't you think you might be jumping the gun a little bitI mean you know who knowsYou know maybe once you get to know heryou'll find out that she's not your - Dumb and Dumber 00:48
Mary ChristmasMrs Mary ChristmasKinda catchy huh Harr Yeah...
Say kidsyou wouldn't happen to havea cup of warm water would you - Dumb and Dumber 00:08
Say kidsyou wouldn't happen to havea cup of warm water...
No and I don't CARE - Dumb and Dumber 00:20
No and I don't CARE
No way! - Dumb and Dumber 00:11
No way!
So you'll pick me up tonight at 7 45Well no I've got a few thingsto take care of firstWhy don't we make it quarter to 8 00laughs Stop itOkay 7 45 - Dumb and Dumber 00:17
So you'll pick me up tonight at 7 45Well no I've...
Doesn't make any sense LloydShe told me 10 00 sharpAre you sure you went to the right barOh yeah Yep I'm pretty sureLobby bar Right in the lobbyAhh wellmaybe she just had a change of heartOh that pisses me off That pisses me right offI hate when women do - Dumb and Dumber 00:45
Doesn't make any sense LloydShe told me 10 00 sharpAre...
Who are these sick people? - Dumb and Dumber 00:06
Who are these sick people?
Come on flush you bastard - Dumb and Dumber 00:08
Come on flush you bastard
You mean to say you drove 2 000 milesjust for meUh I didn't really have a lot to doAnd I know how frustrating it can beto lose a bag - Dumb and Dumber 00:18
You mean to say you drove 2 000 milesjust for meUh I...