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So you got fired again, huh?- Oh, yeah. They always freak out when you leavethe scene of an accident, you know? Yeah, well,I lost my job too. Man! You areone pathetic loser. No offense. No. None taken. Ha ha ha! You know what reallychaffs my ass, though? I spent my life's savings turning my vaninto a dog. Hi, Petey! The alarm alonecost me 200. Hey!Chicks love it. It's a shaggin' wagon. What's withthe briefcase?
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So you got fired again huh Oh yeah
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They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident you know
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Yeah well I lost my job too
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Man You are one pathetic loser
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laughing No offense
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No None taken
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Ha ha ha
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You know what really chaffs my ass though
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I spent my life's savings
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turning my van into a dog
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Hi Petey
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The alarm alone cost me 200
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Hey Chicks love it
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It's a shaggin' wagon
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What's with the briefcase
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Movie Summary
After a woman leaves a briefcase at the airport terminal, a dumb limo driver and his dumber friend set out on a hilarious cross-country road trip to Aspen to return it.

