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Dumb and Dumber

The ulcer? I'll live

The ulcer? I'll live

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The ulcer
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I'll live
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Available in 5 languages
Duration
9 seconds
Views
57
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:17
Uploaded
Feb 20, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
New Line Cinema,Motion Picture Corporation of America

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Movie Summary

After a woman leaves a briefcase at the airport terminal, a dumb limo driver and his dumber friend set out on a hilarious cross-country road trip to Aspen to return it.
- So you got fired again, huh? - Dumb and Dumber 00:46
- So you got fired again, huh?
It's a love memento. - Dumb and Dumber 00:47
It's a love memento.
What's in itMan I would have to be a lowlifeto go rootin' around in somebody else's private propertyIs it locked Yeah really well - Dumb and Dumber 00:15
What's in itMan I would have to be a lowlifeto go...
Harry: There's two of them. - Dumb and Dumber 00:19
Harry: There's two of them.
- - Briefcase ain't here. - Dumb and Dumber 00:37
- - Briefcase ain't here.
I can't believe we drove around all dayand there's not a single job in this townThere is nothing nada zipYeah unless you want to work 40 hours a week - Dumb and Dumber 00:12
I can't believe we drove around all dayand there's...
Excuse me, little old lady. - Dumb and Dumber 00:06
Excuse me, little old lady.
Uh, do you have change for a dollar? - Dumb and Dumber 00:31
Uh, do you have change for a dollar?
- Ugh! - Where's the booze? I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. I didn't even see it coming. - Dumb and Dumber 00:44
- Ugh! - Where's the booze? I got robbed by a sweet old...
We got no food We got no jobsyells Our pets' heads are falling off - Dumb and Dumber 00:07
We got no food We got no jobsyells Our pets' heads are...
What the hell are we doing here HarryWe gotta get out of this townYeah And go where Where are we gonna goI'll tell you wheresomeplace warma place where the beer flows like winewhere beautiful women instinctively flocklike the salmon of CapistranoI'm - Dumb and Dumber 00:30
What the hell are we doing here HarryWe gotta get out of...
I'm sick and tired of being a nobody. - Dumb and Dumber 00:08
I'm sick and tired of being a nobody.
I'm sick and tired of having nobody. - Dumb and Dumber 00:10
I'm sick and tired of having nobody.
Hey where'd you get thoseI bought them when we filled upWell stutters We're supposed to talkabout all expenditures LloydWe're on a very tight budgetThis didn't come out of our travel fundOhNo I was able to raise 25 extra bucksbefore we leftWhere did you - Dumb and Dumber 01:20
Hey where'd you get thoseI bought them when we filled...
How the hell do they know that I got gas - Dumb and Dumber 00:05
How the hell do they know that I got gas
Lloyd They got The MonkeesThey were a major influence on The Beatles - Dumb and Dumber 00:06
Lloyd They got The MonkeesThey were a major influence on The...
Excuse me Floboth laughingFlo like the TV showUh what is the soup du jourIt's the soup of the dayMm hmmThat sounds good I'll have that - Dumb and Dumber 00:25
Excuse me Floboth laughingFlo like the TV showUh what is the...
You spilled the salt that's what's the matterSpilling the salt is very bad luckWe're driving across the countryThe last thing we need is bad luckQuick Toss some salt over your right shoulderthumpsUh oh too little too late HarryWho's the dead man that hit - Dumb and Dumber 00:31
You spilled the salt that's what's the...
Who's the dead man that hit me with the salt shakercrowd murmuringhummingHarry Well uhit was a terrible mistake sirPlease believe me I would never do anythingto offend a man of your sizeKick his ass Sea BassYou gonna eat thatWhat That No yes noWell no it - Dumb and Dumber 00:55
Who's the dead man that hit me with the salt...
You really wimped out manWhat are you talking about wimped outWell well did you the guy hawked on my burger - Dumb and Dumber 00:10
You really wimped out manWhat are you talking about wimped...