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Lloyd Christmas:
There's really nothing to worry about Mary. Statistically, they say you're more likely to get killed on the way to the airport. You know, like on a head on crash or flying off a cliff or getting trapped under a gas truck! That's the worst! I have this cousin, well y'know, I had this cousin...Mary Swanson:Uh, Lloyd, could you keep your eyes on the road please?Lloyd Christmas:Oh, yeah! Good thinking. You can't be too careful. There are a lot of bad drivers out there
There's really nothing to worry about Mary. Statistically, they say you're more likely to get killed on the way to the airport. You know, like on a head on crash or flying off a cliff or getting trapped under a gas truck! That's the worst! I have this cousin, well y'know, I had this cousin...Mary Swanson:Uh, Lloyd, could you keep your eyes on the road please?Lloyd Christmas:Oh, yeah! Good thinking. You can't be too careful. There are a lot of bad drivers out there
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There's really nothing to worry about Mary
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Statistically they say you're more likely
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to get killed on the way to the airport
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you know like in a head on crash or flying off a cliff
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or getting trapped under a gas truck
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That's the worst I have this cousin
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well I had this cousin
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Lloyd could you keep your eyes on the road please
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Oh Yeah
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Good thinking
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Can't be too careful
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A lot of bad drivers out there
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Movie Summary
After a woman leaves a briefcase at the airport terminal, a dumb limo driver and his dumber friend set out on a hilarious cross-country road trip to Aspen to return it.

