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Dumb and Dumber

We got no food, we got no jobs... our PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!

Lloyd Christmas:
We got no food, We got no jobs... our PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!

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We got no food We got no jobs
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yells Our pets' heads are falling off
Available in 5 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
1,532
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:52
Uploaded
Feb 20, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
New Line Cinema,Motion Picture Corporation of America

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Movie Summary

After a woman leaves a briefcase at the airport terminal, a dumb limo driver and his dumber friend set out on a hilarious cross-country road trip to Aspen to return it.

Actors

Jim Carrey
Lloyd Christmas
Jim Carrey
Jeff Daniels
Harry
Jeff Daniels
What the hell are we doing here HarryWe gotta get out of this townYeah And go where Where are we gonna goI'll tell you wheresomeplace warma place where the beer flows like winewhere beautiful women instinctively flocklike the salmon of CapistranoI'm - Dumb and Dumber 00:30
What the hell are we doing here HarryWe gotta get out of...
I'm sick and tired of being a nobody. - Dumb and Dumber 00:08
I'm sick and tired of being a nobody.
I'm sick and tired of having nobody. - Dumb and Dumber 00:10
I'm sick and tired of having nobody.
Hey where'd you get thoseI bought them when we filled upWell stutters We're supposed to talkabout all expenditures LloydWe're on a very tight budgetThis didn't come out of our travel fundOhNo I was able to raise 25 extra bucksbefore we leftWhere did you - Dumb and Dumber 01:20
Hey where'd you get thoseI bought them when we filled...
How the hell do they know that I got gas - Dumb and Dumber 00:05
How the hell do they know that I got gas
Lloyd They got The MonkeesThey were a major influence on The Beatles - Dumb and Dumber 00:06
Lloyd They got The MonkeesThey were a major influence on The...
Excuse me Floboth laughingFlo like the TV showUh what is the soup du jourIt's the soup of the dayMm hmmThat sounds good I'll have that - Dumb and Dumber 00:25
Excuse me Floboth laughingFlo like the TV showUh what is the...
You spilled the salt that's what's the matterSpilling the salt is very bad luckWe're driving across the countryThe last thing we need is bad luckQuick Toss some salt over your right shoulderthumpsUh oh too little too late HarryWho's the dead man that hit - Dumb and Dumber 00:31
You spilled the salt that's what's the...
Who's the dead man that hit me with the salt shakercrowd murmuringhummingHarry Well uhit was a terrible mistake sirPlease believe me I would never do anythingto offend a man of your sizeKick his ass Sea BassYou gonna eat thatWhat That No yes noWell no it - Dumb and Dumber 00:55
Who's the dead man that hit me with the salt...
You really wimped out manWhat are you talking about wimped outWell well did you the guy hawked on my burger - Dumb and Dumber 00:10
You really wimped out manWhat are you talking about wimped...
That was genius Lloyd sheer geniusI mean where did you come up with a scam like thatSaw it in a movie once That was incredibleSo what happened So the guy tricks some suckerinto picking up his tab then gets away with it scot freeNo in the movie they catch - Dumb and Dumber 00:23
That was genius Lloyd sheer geniusI mean where did you come...
So stop going I can't stop going once I've started - Dumb and Dumber 00:08
So stop going I can't stop going once I've started
Huh Pull overNo it's a cardigan but thanks for noticingYeah Killer boots manPull your vehicle to the side of the roadLicense and registration pleaseYou fellas were going a little fast back there wouldn't you sayYou uh you fellas been doinga bit of boozing - Dumb and Dumber 01:39
Huh Pull overNo it's a cardigan but thanks for...
No it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing - Dumb and Dumber 00:05
No it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing
Now Helen we've been through this already - Dumb and Dumber 00:04
Now Helen we've been through this already
So he says Do you love meAnd she says No but that's a real nice ski mask - Dumb and Dumber 00:07
So he says Do you love meAnd she says No but that's a...
Yeah! Get her! - Ohh. - This is the life... cold beer, a hot tub and paper-thin walls. There's only - Dumb and Dumber 00:44
Yeah! Get her! - Ohh. - This is the life... cold beer, a hot...
I don't know Lloyd You knowthis place doesn't really do it for meIt brings back a lot of memoriesPour quoiIt was a few years agoWhat happened Harry Some little filly break your heartNo it was a girl - Dumb and Dumber 00:19
I don't know Lloyd You knowthis place doesn't...
She gave me a bunch of crapabout me not listening to her enough or somethingI don't know I wasn't really paying attention - Dumb and Dumber 00:08
She gave me a bunch of crapabout me not listening to her...
I had things I wanted to do - Dumb and Dumber 01:12
I had things I wanted to do