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Lloyd Christmas:
What the hell are we doing here, Harry? We gotta get out of this town!Harry Dunne:Yeah, and go where? Where are we gonna go?Lloyd Christmas:I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen.Harry Dunne:I don't know Lloyd, The French are assholes
What the hell are we doing here, Harry? We gotta get out of this town!Harry Dunne:Yeah, and go where? Where are we gonna go?Lloyd Christmas:I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen.Harry Dunne:I don't know Lloyd, The French are assholes
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What the hell are we doing here Harry
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We gotta get out of this town
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Yeah And go where Where are we gonna go
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I'll tell you where
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someplace warm
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a place where the beer flows like wine
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where beautiful women instinctively flock
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like the salmon of Capistrano
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I'm talking about a little place called
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Aspen
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I don't know Lloyd The French are assholes
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Movie Summary
After a woman leaves a briefcase at the airport terminal, a dumb limo driver and his dumber friend set out on a hilarious cross-country road trip to Aspen to return it.

