"Dutch" quotes

Dutch poster
To get to know his girlfriend's son, a working-class good guy volunteers to pick him up from his prep school, only to learn that he isn't the nicest young man.

Director: Peter Faiman
Writer: John Hughes
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama
Year: 1991
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 6.5
BoxOffice: $4,603,929
Released: 19 Jul 1991
Awards: 1 win & 1 nomination

53 Clips

I'm being very nice to you - Dutch 01:05 I'm being very nice to you I said Stop the car - Dutch 00:52 I said Stop the car You wanna close the door - Dutch 00:37 You wanna close the door Listen lady don't jerk me around okay - Dutch 00:19 Listen lady don't jerk me around okay How you do you know I'm working class - Dutch 01:09 How you do you know I'm working class These are the Cumberland Mountains - Dutch 01:10 These are the Cumberland Mountains You may have a ma - Dutch 00:58 You may have a ma Damn it Damn it Damn it - Dutch 00:35 Damn it Damn it Damn it Kiss my ass for the record - Dutch 00:04 Kiss my ass for the record I canceled an important overseas trip - Dutch 01:04 I canceled an important overseas trip If it wasn't for your daddy - Dutch 00:07 If it wasn't for your daddy Doyle We're here - Dutch 00:08 Doyle We're here You have no plan do you - Dutch 00:07 You have no plan do you Dutch You got anything to say - Dutch 00:19 Dutch You got anything to say Someone from any sort of decent background would knock - Dutch 00:20 Someone from any sort of decent background would knock Well I won't cop to that but I will say this - Dutch 00:17 Well I won't cop to that but I will say this Pretend that you're not gonna get 10 million when you're 21 - Dutch 00:05 Pretend that you're not gonna get 10 million when you're 21 I don't hate my mother for the record - Dutch 00:08 I don't hate my mother for the record You still gonna shoot me in the ass - Dutch 00:05 You still gonna shoot me in the ass That's not gonna get us a ride - Dutch 00:12 That's not gonna get us a ride I still owe you that shot in the ass - Dutch 00:07 I still owe you that shot in the ass Because frankly I don't care - Dutch 00:07 Because frankly I don't care My father is one of the most powerful men in the country - Dutch 00:13 My father is one of the most powerful men in the country I told your mother I'd take you home for the holidays - Dutch 00:12 I told your mother I'd take you home for the holidays Does campus security know you're here - Dutch 00:48 Does campus security know you're here I feel the pain in my crotch in my teeth - Dutch 00:05 I feel the pain in my crotch in my teeth You wouldn't dare play fair would you - Dutch 00:06 You wouldn't dare play fair would you I've talked and talked and talked to you - Dutch 00:07 I've talked and talked and talked to you What won't make me vomit - Dutch 00:04 What won't make me vomit What do you want - Dutch 00:22 What do you want There's no better way for two guys - Dutch 00:07 There's no better way for two guys Whispering Doyle Switch cots with me - Dutch 00:12 Whispering Doyle Switch cots with me True Yeah it's your mother's fault - Dutch 00:13 True Yeah it's your mother's fault Well you and I are riding in the back seat from now on - Dutch 00:08 Well you and I are riding in the back seat from now on Great Have a nice weekend - Dutch 00:07 Great Have a nice weekend I could have frozen to death you asshole - Dutch 00:35 I could have frozen to death you asshole You know you really are a hypocrite aren't you - Dutch 00:13 You know you really are a hypocrite aren't you We have a very big problem here - Dutch 00:26 We have a very big problem here I don't care for caviar I make it a rule - Dutch 00:06 I don't care for caviar I make it a rule Pardon my incredulity Natalie - Dutch 00:56 Pardon my incredulity Natalie You can't beat a Ford for good brakes - Dutch 00:04 You can't beat a Ford for good brakes How you do you know I'm working class - Dutch 00:35 How you do you know I'm working class Excuse me - Dutch 00:15 Excuse me You know someday you're gonna get into a situation - Dutch 00:31 You know someday you're gonna get into a situation I may not look like I could finance a trip to the zoo - Dutch 00:31 I may not look like I could finance a trip to the zoo You know you might be the toughest little whacker - Dutch 00:08 You know you might be the toughest little whacker Before we start run in the other room - Dutch 00:08 Before we start run in the other room What do you like to do for fun - Dutch 00:08 What do you like to do for fun Nothing burps better than bacon - Dutch 00:10 Nothing burps better than bacon If she knew what you were doing - Dutch 00:36 If she knew what you were doing I'm fine Could you do me a favor though - Dutch 00:16 I'm fine Could you do me a favor though I'm also out of ideas - Dutch 00:35 I'm also out of ideas Someone from any sort of decent background would knock - Dutch 00:35 Someone from any sort of decent background would knock

Cast

Dutch Dooley - Ed O'Neill
Doyle Standish - Ethan Embry
Natalie Standish - JoBeth Williams
Reed Standish - Christopher McDonald
Brock - Ari Meyers
Hailey - Elizabeth Daily
Homeless Woman - L. Scott Caldwell
Gritzi - Kathleen Freeman
Party Woman - Lisa Figus
Party Woman - Cedering Fox
Party Woman - Shelby Leverington
Maid - Kyle Fredericks
Man #1 - David James Alexander
Man #2 - Ross Borden
Party Butler - Joe Baker
Party Guest - Laura Brumage
Teddy - Will Estes
Schoolboy - Robert Sutherland Telfer
Greasy Spoon Waitress - Patrika Darbo
Greasy Spoon Cook - Ron Payne
Customer at Counter - Tom Chatlos
Woman at Counter - Ina Edell
Man at Booth - Warren Rice
Truck Driver - Mickey Jones
Motel Waitress - Brenda Pickleman
Man with Blaster - Billy 'Sly' Williams
White Man on Bus - Jerry Darr
Black Man on Bus - Vincent Craig Dupree
Elderly Man - Sam Menning
Gas Station Waitress - Tracy J. Connor
Grace - Theresa Bell
Watchman - Pat Asanti
Watchman - Barry Doe
Yuppie Waitress - Phyllis Franklin
Mike Malloy - J.C. MacKenzie
Riva Malloy - Ann Hearn
Homeless Father - Gene Whittington
Homeless Child - Jesshaye Callier
Homeless Man - Jack Murdock
2nd Truck Driver - Jackie Lee Sander
Cook at Standish Home - Diana Chesney
Woman - Louise La Planche
Driver - Michael Summers
School Bay - Chris Valenzano