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"Earth Girls Are Easy" quotes

Earth Girls Are Easy poster
A Southern California girl befriends three furry aliens after their spaceship lands in her swimming pool.

Director: Julien Temple
Writer: Julie Brown, Charlie Coffey, Terrence E. McNally
Production: N/A
Year: 1988
MetaScore: 66/100
ImdbRating: 5.4
BoxOffice: $3,916,303
Released: 12 May 1989
Awards: 3 nominations
Well I just don't want you to think - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:10 Well I just don't want you to think I just want to say - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:14 I just want to say Oh my God You're like totally black - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:05 Oh my God You're like totally black OK you guys what's the plan for tonight - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:12 OK you guys what's the plan for tonight What Oh wait a second - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:07 What Oh wait a second Well I see split ends are universal - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:10 Well I see split ends are universal Valerie are we limp and hard to manage - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:05 Valerie are we limp and hard to manage I gotta go now Valerie - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:05 I gotta go now Valerie If you want to be a femme fatale - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:10 If you want to be a femme fatale Aw Wiploc - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:07 Aw Wiploc Waste your brain Wax your board - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:06 Waste your brain Wax your board Finland is here - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:10 Finland is here I took an IQ test and I flunked it of course - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:07 I took an IQ test and I flunked it of course 'Cause I'm a blond b l I don't know - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:05 'Cause I'm a blond b l I don't know Baby gonna shake so fast - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:23 Baby gonna shake so fast Oh like things weren't bad enough - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:07 Oh like things weren't bad enough Um a UFO landed in my pool - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:42 Um a UFO landed in my pool There's a giant blow dryer in my pool - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:05 There's a giant blow dryer in my pool Dr Tushman please - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:32 Dr Tushman please Because I'm blond I don't have to think - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:27 Because I'm blond I don't have to think Don't you know - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:22 Don't you know Ted is coming home tonight - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:12 Ted is coming home tonight Wait a minute Are you coming on to me - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:57 Wait a minute Are you coming on to me Eat me I'm a cookie - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:03 Eat me I'm a cookie Hello Oh Candy - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:14 Hello Oh Candy Your love life's going nowhere 'cause you look like Doris Day - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:06 Your love life's going nowhere 'cause you look... Honey if you vixenize - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:07 Honey if you vixenize Wh What is going on here - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:08 Wh What is going on here You brought her home to have sex - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:09 You brought her home to have sex Before anyone realizes they're aliens - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:14 Before anyone realizes they're aliens Really I could keep my mouth shut - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:15 Really I could keep my mouth shut Because I'm just a manicurist - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:09 Because I'm just a manicurist But I know now what you're all about - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:11 But I know now what you're all about If I find one flea the deal's off - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:11 If I find one flea the deal's off I don't why you abducted me anyway - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:08 I don't why you abducted me anyway If meaningless sex is what you want - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:06 If meaningless sex is what you want You know at first - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:20 You know at first You are Americans - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:03 You are Americans Candy whatever you do don't freak out - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:11 Candy whatever you do don't freak out If I only had a zillion gallons of Nair - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:05 If I only had a zillion gallons of Nair Can you do it - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:07 Can you do it You guys are so lucky you crashed in the valley - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:08 You guys are so lucky you crashed in the valley Whoa Candy reality check - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:22 Whoa Candy reality check We go get Candy - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:09 We go get Candy You should've seen me today man - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:40 You should've seen me today man Hey dudes I just remembered something - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:16 Hey dudes I just remembered something However these degenerates broke into my home - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:12 However these degenerates broke into my home Wiploc and Zeebo - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:10 Wiploc and Zeebo Give my love to Finland - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:04 Give my love to Finland You got to bring - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:09 You got to bring A relationship is like a porcelain nail - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:15 A relationship is like a porcelain nail Someone should hose those girls down - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:04 Someone should hose those girls down Panty shields make me feel fresh - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:08 Panty shields make me feel fresh He was eating my Blue Gilled Dorky - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:04 He was eating my Blue Gilled Dorky Jail isn't so bad - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:06 Jail isn't so bad Take off your uniform - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:18 Take off your uniform Sweetheart I booked the Cave Man Suite at Cupid's Lodge - Earth Girls Are Easy 00:06 Sweetheart I booked the Cave Man Suite at Cupid's Lodge

Cast

Valerie - Geena Davis
Wiploc - Jim Carrey
Zeebo - Damon Wayans
Candy - Julie Brown