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"East Is East" quotes

East Is East poster
In early 1970s England, a Pakistani father finds the authority he has previously maintained challenged by his increasingly Anglicized children.

Director: Damien O'Donnell
Writer: Ayub Khan-Din
Production: BBC, Assassin Films, Channel 4 Television Corporation
Genre: comedy, drama
Year: 1999
MetaScore: 74/100
ImdbRating: 6.9
BoxOffice: $4,177,818
Released: 02 Jun 2000
Awards: 16 wins & 14 nominations total

39 video clips

Mrs. ShahElla KhanGeorge KhanMeenah KhanStella MoorhouseTariq KhanMr. ShahAuntie AnniePriestSajid KhanDoctorBouncerAbdul KhanMarkFat TwatMr. MoorhouseEarnest MoorhouseManeer Khan
But at least they're not friggin' inbred like those two monstrosities - East Is East 00:44 But at least they're not friggin' inbred like... I have no luggage - East Is East 00:21 I have no luggage This is an insult to me and my family - East Is East 02:06 This is an insult to me and my family Is it these two - East Is East 00:32 Is it these two Piss of out of my house - East Is East 00:11 Piss of out of my house They filmed The Dambusters here - East Is East 00:29 They filmed The Dambusters here You're wife's a disgrace - East Is East 00:16 You're wife's a disgrace Me dad hasn't bothered introducing us yet - East Is East 00:19 Me dad hasn't bothered introducing us yet Tariq's looks like Quasimodo - East Is East 00:36 Tariq's looks like Quasimodo We should have a whip round and get Dad repatriated - East Is East 00:17 We should have a whip round and get Dad repatriated When I come this country I have no luggage - East Is East 00:18 When I come this country I have no luggage I'll never let the colour of your Dad come between us - East Is East 00:15 I'll never let the colour of your Dad come between us If your sons were to live with us - East Is East 00:06 If your sons were to live with us This is an insult to me and my family - East Is East 00:58 This is an insult to me and my family If you think you're bringing her here - East Is East 00:13 If you think you're bringing her here Allah go with you - East Is East 00:06 Allah go with you I your husband you should agree like proper Muslim wife - East Is East 00:12 I your husband you should agree like proper Muslim wife Salaam alacum Earnest - East Is East 00:08 Salaam alacum Earnest You bastard bitch - East Is East 00:32 You bastard bitch Tickle Tackle all gone - East Is East 00:20 Tickle Tackle all gone They filmed The Dambusters there - East Is East 00:12 They filmed The Dambusters there Where do you think you're going - East Is East 00:17 Where do you think you're going None of my sons looking like bastard hippy - East Is East 00:12 None of my sons looking like bastard hippy Let's elope - East Is East 00:09 Let's elope Let one in and the whole tribe turns up - East Is East 00:06 Let one in and the whole tribe turns up He's just been circumcised - East Is East 00:10 He's just been circumcised Ooh is it these two - East Is East 00:16 Ooh is it these two They'll do anything for you Mr Shah - East Is East 00:12 They'll do anything for you Mr Shah Shut up The state of them two - East Is East 00:27 Shut up The state of them two 0ur Peter knows how far he can go before I knock him out - East Is East 00:14 0ur Peter knows how far he can go before I knock him out The Pakis are here - East Is East 00:09 The Pakis are here Get stuffed - East Is East 00:05 Get stuffed What do you mean - East Is East 00:08 What do you mean You little bastard - East Is East 00:11 You little bastard It no belong to you - East Is East 00:09 It no belong to you We could have a whip round and get Dad repatriated - East Is East 00:08 We could have a whip round and get Dad repatriated See puther - East Is East 00:12 See puther Salaam alacum Mr Khan - East Is East 00:13 Salaam alacum Mr Khan Why can't we just talk to him - East Is East 00:19 Why can't we just talk to him

Cast

George Khan - Om Puri
Ella Khan - Linda Bassett
Sajid Khan - Jordan Routledge
Meenah Khan - Archie Panjabi
Maneer Khan - Emil Marwa
All Cast