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Eastern Promises

You've got water in it. Water? What makes you think that? Joke

You've got water in it. Water? What makes you think that? Joke

Full Transcript

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You've got water in it
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Water What makes you think that
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Joke
Available in 7 languages
Duration
12 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:55
Uploaded
Mar 15, 2026
Genres
thriller, crime, mystery
Production
Focus Features,BBC Film,Kudos,Serendipity Point Films,Scion Films

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Movie Summary

A Russian teenager, living in London, dies during childbirth but leaves clues to a midwife in her journal, that could tie her child to a rape involving a violent Russian mob family.
Postmen used these in my village when I was a boy. - Eastern Promises 00:09
Postmen used these in my village when I was a boy.
You have far to go? - Eastern Promises 00:21
You have far to go?
Have you ever met a girl called TatianaI met lot of girls called TatianaShe was pregnantIn that case no I never heard of herShe died on my shiftI thought you did birthSometimes birth and death go togetherShe came in with needle punctures all over both - Eastern Promises 00:50
Have you ever met a girl called TatianaI met lot of girls...
She died on my shift. - Eastern Promises 00:20
She died on my shift.
Do you think semyon's son knew her? - Eastern Promises 00:12
Do you think semyon's son knew her?
And he was a member of vory v zakone. - Eastern Promises 00:09
And he was a member of vory v zakone.
In Russian prisons your life story is written on your body in tattoos. - Eastern Promises 00:09
In Russian prisons your life story is written on your body...
You don't have tattoos, you don't exist. - Eastern Promises 00:13
You don't have tattoos, you don't exist.
Anna? Yeah? Stepan, come here. - Eastern Promises 00:08
Anna? Yeah? Stepan, come here.
Tell her what you told me. - Eastern Promises 00:10
Tell her what you told me.
Who gave you that? - Eastern Promises 00:36
Who gave you that?
Anna, stepan said that this girl ended up in the hands of the vory v zakone. - Eastern Promises 00:33
Anna, stepan said that this girl ended up in the hands of...
If I can persuade stepan to translate it, will you leave the rest to the police? - Eastern Promises 00:07
If I can persuade stepan to translate it, will you leave the...
So which one are we going to fuck? - Eastern Promises 00:21
So which one are we going to fuck?
Okay. Okay. You're going to fuck one of these girls now! - Eastern Promises 00:09
Okay. Okay. You're going to fuck one of these girls...
Now you are going to fuck. - Eastern Promises 00:11
Now you are going to fuck.
I'm taking you to my father's favorite stable. - Eastern Promises 00:18
I'm taking you to my father's favorite stable.
When I was little, London was like a place in the Bible. - Eastern Promises 00:21
When I was little, London was like a place in the Bible.
Very nice. - Eastern Promises 00:08
Very nice.
So, if my examination is over, get the fuck out of here while I get dressed. - Eastern Promises 00:11
So, if my examination is over, get the fuck out of here...