"Easy A" quotes
234 video clips
01:00 Just give me a second
00:41 We've had nine classes together since kindergarten
00:27 What is with you gays
00:38 And nor did Olive
01:18 George is not a sexy name
00:38 I want every detail now
00:37 Whatever happened to chivalry
00:25 I like the pants Thank you They're Costco
00:07 Hi Is there an Olive here
00:11 Perhaps you should embroider a red A on your wardrobe...
00:28 Don't you think it's a little strange that your...
00:19 Ironically we were studying The Scarlet Letter
00:10 Do you have a religion section It's over there
00:08 Jesus what is with you gays Are you really that repulsed by...
00:19 What's your problem
00:06 I hope you at least had the good sense to use protection
00:14 Oh my God Did you hear that Brandon ran away from home
00:18 There's a young man here to see you
00:09 This is public school
00:16 Please tell me the rumors are true
00:07 There's a higher power that will judge you for your...
00:09 Yeah I was just wondering if there's a minister around
00:11 Not to mention how you've been dressing the last few...
00:16 I had a similar situation when I was your age
00:10 Let me just begin by saying that there are two sides to...
00:09 Is everything all right It sounds like you're having...
00:16 So let the record show that I Olive Penderghast
00:11 I used to be anonymous invisible to the opposite sex
00:15 Because the Family Member of the Week gets to pick the movie
00:04 Where are you from originally
00:12 And the whole world knows I've been whoring around
00:21 And I might even lose my virginity to him
00:08 That's the beauty of being a girl in high school
00:15 Hey Olive
00:05 Any friend of Olive's is a friend of our...
00:20 So what's with your new look Very whore couture
00:07 Welcome This is where the magic happens
00:37 That boy from yesterday just dropped this off for you
00:07 People thought I was a dirty skank
00:15 Just one good imaginary bonk
00:25 I don't know what your generation's fascination is
00:04 A is for awesome
00:18 Hey Olive
00:12 Well well let's just say I'll be walking funny...
00:07 Notoriety for whatever reason
00:11 You're being pretty cavalier about this
00:04 That's the worst song ever
00:12 I just realized the funniest thing My name is an anagram for...
00:23 I want a 100 gift card deposited into my locker by noon...
00:14 You know the sad thing is Evan
00:28 You don't understand how hard it is all right I'm...
00:11 All I could think to myself was Great now I'm a tramp
00:12 Yeah sorry How's it going
00:36 So the next day I had detention
00:36 The first time was back in 8th grade
00:10 I need to get my business in order before I drag you into it
00:08 But I'm the guidance counselor I should know all the...
00:08 I hope for your sake that God has a sense of humor
00:09 Hey Olive How's it going
00:23 Can you not see that I'm a mess No you're not...
00:10 All right now honey after we watch The Bucket List
00:26 And here you all are
00:32 Wait a minute You didn't have What
00:08 But mostly because her parents are the weirdest people I...
00:18 Which brings us to part two
00:25 Don't get mad but Brandon told me what you did for him
00:05 That's the one thing that trumps religion Capitalism
00:15 So here it is Part one
00:09 I think you're taking your reading assignment a little...
00:08 You don't have to be so aggressive You don't like...
00:17 Go forth my son You're a man now
00:12 It should come as no surprise that the rumor I was...
00:04 What would my punishment have been otherwise
00:17 It's not true It wasn't the left tit
00:16 She is the most popular girl in school
00:10 We've had nine classes together since kindergarten
00:35 Olive lost her virginity Yeah
00:27 And whether I liked it or not I had a lot of customers
00:17 So it was time to put an end to all this once and for all
00:10 Due to his condition Micah was sent on a visit to his...
00:05 But I just started piling on lie after lie It was like...
00:36 Last year's cause celebre was the changing of the...
00:28 I was wondering what your church's stance on lying and...
00:13 Yeah I would take a bullet for you
00:34 All right listen don't tell anyone I'm doing this...
00:13 The funny thing is the whole time this all was going down
00:21 So what's going on honey
00:09 I hope you don't mind but we had a few pre cocktail...
00:05 Is it true you got with Brandon at Melody Dipshit's...
Cast
Olive - Emma Stone
Woodchuck Todd - Penn Badgley
Marianne - Amanda Bynes
Brandon - Dan Byrd
Mr. Griffith - Thomas Haden Church