So, I think this is the part where you're supposed to stick your tongue in my mouth. It's...

Eighth Grade Olive: So, I think this is the part where you're supposed to stick your tongue in my mouth. It's just what I've heard. Eighth Grade Kid: [Nervously] Just give me a second, okay? Eighth Grade Olive: According to my watch, you have 382 of them. Eighth Grade Kid: How do you do that? Eighth Grade Olive: What? Eighth Grade Kid: Add so fast. And you also talk like a grown up. Eighth Grade Olive: Don't worry. I'm not nearly as smart as I think I am.

I think this is the part... ...where you're supposed to stick your tongue in my mouth. That's what I've heard, anyway. Just give me a second, okay? According to my watch, you have 382 of them. - How do you do that? - What? Add so fast. And you also talk like a grown-up. Don't worry, I'm not nearly as smart as I think I am. So if we didn't do anything, could you still tell people we kissed? Absolutely. - Thanks, Olive. - Sure, Todd. I actually didn't wanna lie that time. When people thought I'd kissed someone, they didn't care. But when they thought I slept with someone... Hey, Olive. How's it going? I'm swell, Guy-I've-Never-Talked-to-Before. Thanks for asking. All I could think to myself was, "Great, now I'm a tramp". I'm gonna have to get a lower-back tattoo... ...and pierce something not on my face. You guys know that I was here all weekend, right?