"Easy Money" quotes

Easy Money poster
To inherit his mother-in-law's colossal fortune, a hard-living gambling addict must change his unhealthy ways before they get the best of him.

Director: James Signorelli
Writer: Rodney Dangerfield, Michael Endler, P.J. O'Rourke
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 1983
MetaScore: 48/100
ImdbRating: 6.3
BoxOffice: $29,309,766
Released: 19 Aug 1983
Awards: N/A

31 Clips

Monty have you ever seen a face like that before - Easy Money 00:06
Monty have you ever seen a face like that before
Could somebody help us here - Easy Money 00:17
Could somebody help us here
The closest we came to food we almost hit a deer - Easy Money 00:04
The closest we came to food we almost hit a deer
Rose there's a messerschmitt in the kitchen Clean it up will ya - Easy Money 00:05
Rose there's a messerschmitt in the kitchen Clean it up will...
I didn't even eat I gotta take out the garbage - Easy Money 00:05
I didn't even eat I gotta take out the garbage
All I ever wanted was a happy family - Easy Money 00:27
All I ever wanted was a happy family
His entire body is bloodshot He'll never change - Easy Money 00:05
His entire body is bloodshot He'll never change
He has everything I ever wanted - Easy Money 00:07
He has everything I ever wanted
Nicky just in time Beautiful - Easy Money 00:08
Nicky just in time Beautiful
What do you want from me Julio - Easy Money 00:25
What do you want from me Julio
I'm so hungry I could eat the waitress - Easy Money 00:05
I'm so hungry I could eat the waitress
I'm tired of telling you the same thing You gotta stay still I'll tell you what - Easy Money 00:35
I'm tired of telling you the same thing You gotta stay still...
Hey ducks in heat Please That's 18th century - Easy Money 00:07
Hey ducks in heat Please That's 18th century
Good stuff It oughta be I got it off a cop - Easy Money 00:05
Good stuff It oughta be I got it off a cop
You have any men's shirts for men - Easy Money 00:18
You have any men's shirts for men
Not here Why don't you take him on your property huh - Easy Money 00:10
Not here Why don't you take him on your property huh
Someday I'll be out of your life - Easy Money 00:07
Someday I'll be out of your life
It's not gonna slide around in there is it - Easy Money 00:06
It's not gonna slide around in there is it
Yeah well you were the inspiration for twin beds - Easy Money 00:04
Yeah well you were the inspiration for twin beds
Hey lady if I buy two odds will you show us your end - Easy Money 00:05
Hey lady if I buy two odds will you show us your end
What have they got in this place antiques - Easy Money 00:07
What have they got in this place antiques
We want some wallet size pictures too - Easy Money 00:07
We want some wallet size pictures too
Look at him He's got my eyes He's got my nose - Easy Money 00:09
Look at him He's got my eyes He's got my nose
Barkeeper I'll have a Perrier with a twist - Easy Money 00:07
Barkeeper I'll have a Perrier with a twist
She says I drink too much I smoke too much I gamble - Easy Money 00:12
She says I drink too much I smoke too much I gamble
Can I call you dad - Easy Money 00:05
Can I call you dad
You pollute the air with your smoking - Easy Money 00:12
You pollute the air with your smoking
He was hit in the fleshy area of the gluteus maximus - Easy Money 00:08
He was hit in the fleshy area of the gluteus maximus
What are you playing Mozart Scales - Easy Money 00:07
What are you playing Mozart Scales
My mother in law For years I wouldn't kiss her face - Easy Money 00:05
My mother in law For years I wouldn't kiss her face
May I help you No thanks Just browsing - Easy Money 00:22
May I help you No thanks Just browsing

Cast

Monty Capuletti - Rodney Dangerfield
Nicky Cerone - Joe Pesci
Mrs. Monahan - Geraldine Fitzgerald
Rose Capuletti - Candice Azzara
Louie the Bartender - Val Avery
Paddy - Tom Noonan
Belinda Capuletti - Lili Haydn
Clive Barlow - Jeffrey Jones
Scrappleton - Tom Ewell
Allison Capuletti - Jennifer Jason Leigh
Bill Jones - Jeff Altman
Hector - David Vasquez
Ginger Jones - Kimberly McArthur
Father McIntyre - Frank Simpson
Vendor at Armory - Arch Johnson
Fashion Critic - Dennis Blair
Bar Fly - Steve Szucs
Birthday Girl - Jennifer Dana Giangrasso
Party Mother - Mary Pat Gleason
Party Mother - Angela Pietropinto
Julio's Mother - Carmen Bonifant
Julio's Father - Pedro E. Ocampo Sr.
Fat Guy - Taylor Reed
Fat Anthony - Peter Laurelli
Blanche Genaro - Fiddle Viracola
John Genaro - John Scoletti
Fat Anthony's Grandmother - Filomena Spagnuolo
Bartender at Wedding - Peter D'Arcy
Woman in Wedding Party - Polli Magaro
Man in Wedding Party - Rafael Cruz
Old Man Singer at Armory - Alfred De La Fuente
Dr. Vindaldo - Harsh Nayyar
Bet Taker - Sid Raymond
Bettor - Jeff Gillen
Assistant to Clive - Eric Van Valkenburg
Assistant to Clive - Richard Van Valkenburg
Monahan's Clerk - John Delph
Monahan's Security Guard - Walt Gorney
Saleslady - Jessica James
Sketch Artist - Mary Wilshire
Boardroom Security Guard - Gregor Roy
Boardroom Lawyer - Milton Seaman
Boardroom Lawyer - Wade Barnes
Buyer - James Cahill
Buyer - Ian Sullivan
Buyer - Andrea Coles
Buyer - Jade Bari
Tailor in Boardroom - William J. Daprato
Assistant to Tailor - Lawrence R. Leritz
Conrad Donaldson - Richard Dow
Nurse in Hospital - Gwendolyn Shepherd
Nurse in Hospital - Joni Fritz
Butler on Yacht - Bill Hindman
Servant on Yacht - Robin Paradise
Critic at Fashion Show - Eric H. Shonz
Critic at Fashion Show - Alan Gordon
Critic at Fashion Show - Margot Avery
Critic at Fashion Show - Stewart Stewart
Maid of Honor - Sandra Beall
Bar Owner - Paul Herman
Off-camera singer - Nancy Grant-Yaltkaya
Off-camera singer - Albert DeVito
Off-camera singer - Janine Dreyer
Off-camera singer - Maggie Jacobsen
Off-camera singer - Richard Marr
Off-camera singer - Teri Black
Off-camera singer - Joel Bergman
Off-camera singer - Peter Costanza
Off-camera singer - Therese Pare
Off-camera singer - Ernesto Gasco
Off-camera singer - Joan Turner
Off-camera singer - Rosa Belfiore
Ford Model - Erin Murphy
Ford Model - Pat Banta
Ford Model - Chris Royer
Ford Model - Robert Tyler
Ford Model - Lisa Murrell
Ford Model - Peter Cook
Ford Model - Tom Machamer
Ford Model - David Allen Brooks
Ford Model - Richard Byrd
Wedding Usher, Julio's Family - Ted Minos
Wedding Guest - Catherine Scorsese
Singing Wedding Party Guest - Nick Vallelonga
Mobster Dressed in Trenchcoat - Frank Vincent