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"Easy Money" quotes

Easy Money poster
To inherit his mother-in-law's colossal fortune, a hard-living gambling addict must change his unhealthy ways before they get the best of him.

Director: James Signorelli
Writer: Rodney Dangerfield, Michael Endler, P.J. O'Rourke
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 1983
MetaScore: 48/100
ImdbRating: 6.3
BoxOffice: $29,309,766
Released: 19 Aug 1983
Awards: N/A

32 video clips

SalesladyNicky CeroneBelinda CapulettiAllison CapulettiDr. VindaldoMrs. MonahanJulioClive BarlowLouie The BartenderBlanche GenaroJohn GenaroFat Anthony's Grand MotherBill JonesRose CapulettiMonty Capuletti
May I help you No thanks Just browsing - Easy Money 00:23 May I help you No thanks Just browsing My mother in law For years I wouldn't kiss her face - Easy Money 00:06 My mother in law For years I wouldn't kiss her face You pollute the air with your smoking - Easy Money 00:16 You pollute the air with your smoking She says I drink too much I smoke too much I gamble - Easy Money 00:12 She says I drink too much I smoke too much I gamble What are you playing Mozart Scales - Easy Money 00:15 What are you playing Mozart Scales He was hit in the fleshy area of the gluteus maximus - Easy Money 00:09 He was hit in the fleshy area of the gluteus maximus Barkeeper I'll have a Perrier with a twist - Easy Money 00:12 Barkeeper I'll have a Perrier with a twist Look at him He's got my eyes He's got my nose - Easy Money 00:12 Look at him He's got my eyes He's got my nose Good stuff It oughta be I got it off a cop - Easy Money 00:05 Good stuff It oughta be I got it off a cop We want some wallet size pictures too - Easy Money 00:07 We want some wallet size pictures too What have they got in this place antiques - Easy Money 00:13 What have they got in this place antiques I'm tired of telling you the same thing You gotta stay still I'll tell you what - Easy Money 00:43 I'm tired of telling you the same thing You gotta stay... Hey lady if I buy two odds will you show us your end - Easy Money 00:06 Hey lady if I buy two odds will you show us your end Can I call you dad - Easy Money 00:10 Can I call you dad Monty have you ever seen a face like that before - Easy Money 00:07 Monty have you ever seen a face like that before Someday I'll be out of your life - Easy Money 00:13 Someday I'll be out of your life Not here Why don't you take him on your property huh - Easy Money 00:18 Not here Why don't you take him on your property huh You have any men's shirts for men - Easy Money 00:22 You have any men's shirts for men Hey ducks in heat Please That's 18th century - Easy Money 00:10 Hey ducks in heat Please That's 18th century I'm so hungry I could eat the waitress - Easy Money 00:06 I'm so hungry I could eat the waitress What do you want from me Julio - Easy Money 00:32 What do you want from me Julio Yeah well you were the inspiration for twin beds - Easy Money 00:07 Yeah well you were the inspiration for twin beds It's not gonna slide around in there is it - Easy Money 00:10 It's not gonna slide around in there is it Nicky just in time Beautiful - Easy Money 00:09 Nicky just in time Beautiful He has everything I ever wanted - Easy Money 00:09 He has everything I ever wanted His entire body is bloodshot He'll never change - Easy Money 00:09 His entire body is bloodshot He'll never change All I ever wanted was a happy family - Easy Money 00:32 All I ever wanted was a happy family I didn't even eat I gotta take out the garbage - Easy Money 00:06 I didn't even eat I gotta take out the garbage Rose there's a messerschmitt in the kitchen Clean it up will ya - Easy Money 00:07 Rose there's a messerschmitt in the kitchen Clean it up... The closest we came to food we almost hit a deer - Easy Money 00:04 The closest we came to food we almost hit a deer Could somebody help us here - Easy Money 00:23 Could somebody help us here Monty have you ever seen a face like that before - Easy Money 00:07 Monty have you ever seen a face like that before

Cast

Monty Capuletti - Rodney Dangerfield
Nicky Cerone - Joe Pesci
Mrs. Monahan - Geraldine Fitzgerald
Rose Capuletti - Candice Azzara
Louie the Bartender - Val Avery
All Cast