"Ed Wood" quotes

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Ambitious but troubled movie director Edward D. Wood Jr. tries his best to fulfill his dreams, despite his lack of talent.

Director: Tim Burton
Writer: Rudolph Grey, Scott Alexander, Larry Karaszewski
Production: N/A
Year: 1994
MetaScore: 70/100
ImdbRating: 7.9
BoxOffice: $5,887,457
Released: 07 Oct 1994
Awards: Won 2 Oscars. 27 wins & 34 nominations total

88 Clips

It s just something I do - Ed Wood 00:05
It s just something I do
Last night was quite a romp - Ed Wood 00:07
Last night was quite a romp
Bela those people are parasites They just want to exploit you - Ed Wood 00:14
Bela those people are parasites They just want to exploit...
Ed it s over I need a normal life - Ed Wood 00:05
Ed it s over I need a normal life
Yes that s right The Bela Lugosi - Ed Wood 00:09
Yes that s right The Bela Lugosi
Why not Nobody wants to see this piece of shit - Ed Wood 00:10
Why not Nobody wants to see this piece of shit
God how can you act so casual when you re dressed like that - Ed Wood 00:10
God how can you act so casual when you re dressed like that
Mr Lugosi why are you buying a coffin I m planning on dying soon - Ed Wood 00:06
Mr Lugosi why are you buying a coffin I m planning on dying...
Orson Welles was only 26 when he made Citizen Kane - Ed Wood 00:08
Orson Welles was only 26 when he made Citizen Kane
Lobo will fix - Ed Wood 00:04
Lobo will fix
All right people let s get ready Actors I must have my actors - Ed Wood 00:06
All right people let s get ready Actors I must have my...
Greetings my friend - Ed Wood 00:11
Greetings my friend
Beware - Ed Wood 00:36
Beware
I ll get you next week Yeah right In your dreams - Ed Wood 00:06
I ll get you next week Yeah right In your dreams
My girlfriend still doesn t know why her sweaters are always stretched out - Ed Wood 00:07
My girlfriend still doesn t know why her sweaters are always...
Better than wrestling - Ed Wood 00:04
Better than wrestling
Mr Wood what do you think you re doing I m directing - Ed Wood 00:13
Mr Wood what do you think you re doing I m directing
I don t hire directors with burning desires to tell their stories - Ed Wood 00:06
I don t hire directors with burning desires to tell their...
Bunny we re making another movie - Ed Wood 00:33
Bunny we re making another movie
No This happens all the time - Ed Wood 00:32
No This happens all the time
Are you people insane I m the director - Ed Wood 00:08
Are you people insane I m the director
Oh what does that old queen know she didn t even show - Ed Wood 00:06
Oh what does that old queen know she didn t even show
Ed what am I gonna do here What do you mean - Ed Wood 00:10
Ed what am I gonna do here What do you mean
Mr Reynolds Yes - Ed Wood 00:13
Mr Reynolds Yes
Say Cris how d you know we d be living on Mars by 1 97 0 - Ed Wood 00:32
Say Cris how d you know we d be living on Mars by 1 97 0
Dolores I have five days to complete this picture - Ed Wood 00:09
Dolores I have five days to complete this picture
Hey whose crazy idea was it to bury him in the cape - Ed Wood 00:11
Hey whose crazy idea was it to bury him in the cape
Say let s get married Huh - Ed Wood 00:18
Say let s get married Huh
Oh my goodness you gave me the willies You look like that Dracula guy - Ed Wood 00:21
Oh my goodness you gave me the willies You look like that...
Well I understand this science fiction is very popular but um - Ed Wood 00:37
Well I understand this science fiction is very popular but...
Children I love children - Ed Wood 00:05
Children I love children
How can you just walk around like that in front of all these people - Ed Wood 00:18
How can you just walk around like that in front of all these...
Mr Bunny what s wrong I heard you were becoming a lady - Ed Wood 00:35
Mr Bunny what s wrong I heard you were becoming a lady
You re watching our Halloween movie White Zombie - Ed Wood 00:12
You re watching our Halloween movie White Zombie
No They re driving me crazy - Ed Wood 00:11
No They re driving me crazy
Look he s got some nice things to say here - Ed Wood 00:07
Look he s got some nice things to say here
Look look look When I said that you could have the western territories - Ed Wood 00:18
Look look look When I said that you could have the western...
This story s gonna grab people It s about this guy - Ed Wood 00:12
This story s gonna grab people It s about this guy
Bela would you like a wine - Ed Wood 00:08
Bela would you like a wine
Edward D Wood Jr Hi would you like some water - Ed Wood 00:12
Edward D Wood Jr Hi would you like some water
Guess where I m going next week - Ed Wood 00:34
Guess where I m going next week
I think she s a honey talk about the living dead - Ed Wood 00:05
I think she s a honey talk about the living dead
I m about to tell you something that I never told any girl on a first date - Ed Wood 00:36
I m about to tell you something that I never told any girl...
I m not getting near that goddamned thing - Ed Wood 00:07
I m not getting near that goddamned thing
Yes But it ends with Dr Vornoff falling into the pit - Ed Wood 00:23
Yes But it ends with Dr Vornoff falling into the pit
Why would Lugosi wanna do a sex change flick Because he s my friend - Ed Wood 00:06
Why would Lugosi wanna do a sex change flick Because he s my...
Well I thought he was dead No he s very much alive - Ed Wood 00:10
Well I thought he was dead No he s very much alive
All right let s shoot this fucker - Ed Wood 00:04
All right let s shoot this fucker
Is there a script Fuck no But there s a poster - Ed Wood 00:05
Is there a script Fuck no But there s a poster
And cut That was perfect - Ed Wood 00:07
And cut That was perfect
What d you give him all the lines for He s unintelligible - Ed Wood 00:10
What d you give him all the lines for He s unintelligible
Before we start shooting Mr Wood uh we have a few questions - Ed Wood 00:32
Before we start shooting Mr Wood uh we have a few questions
Pull the string Pull the string - Ed Wood 00:06
Pull the string Pull the string
So what was the important news you couldn t tell me on the phone again - Ed Wood 00:28
So what was the important news you couldn t tell me on the...
Trick or treat - Ed Wood 00:30
Trick or treat
They don t want the classic horror films anymore - Ed Wood 00:14
They don t want the classic horror films anymore
Now that was a premiere - Ed Wood 00:04
Now that was a premiere
I see the usual gang of misfits and dope addicts are here Janet I want you straight - Ed Wood 00:06
I see the usual gang of misfits and dope addicts are here...
You people are insane - Ed Wood 00:09
You people are insane
That is why you are here - Ed Wood 00:36
That is why you are here
I thought it was great You know you re you re much scarier in real life - Ed Wood 00:09
I thought it was great You know you re you re much scarier...
Say don t you have a car I refuse to drive in this country Too many madmen - Ed Wood 00:07
Say don t you have a car I refuse to drive in this country...
Boy Mr Lugosi you must lead such an exciting life - Ed Wood 00:35
Boy Mr Lugosi you must lead such an exciting life
My gosh Bela How do you do that - Ed Wood 00:10
My gosh Bela How do you do that
They were mythic - Ed Wood 00:37
They were mythic
I like to dress in women s clothing - Ed Wood 00:19
I like to dress in women s clothing
Goddamn it s cold It ll warm up once you re in it - Ed Wood 00:08
Goddamn it s cold It ll warm up once you re in it
Why couldn t we do this in the church - Ed Wood 00:08
Why couldn t we do this in the church
Hit the bars work some parties and get me transvestites - Ed Wood 00:14
Hit the bars work some parties and get me transvestites
What about glitter - Ed Wood 00:17
What about glitter
Oh Now I can see it I want to suck your blood - Ed Wood 00:14
Oh Now I can see it I want to suck your blood
And cut Print We re moving on - Ed Wood 00:33
And cut Print We re moving on
You should feel lucky Eddie s the only fella in town who doesn t pass judgment on people - Ed Wood 00:10
You should feel lucky Eddie s the only fella in town who...
Why if I had half the chance I could make an entire movie using this stock footage - Ed Wood 00:24
Why if I had half the chance I could make an entire movie...
It s that easy Eddie we re in showbiz - Ed Wood 00:12
It s that easy Eddie we re in showbiz
Really Worst film you ever saw - Ed Wood 00:12
Really Worst film you ever saw
What are you drinking Bela - Ed Wood 00:10
What are you drinking Bela
Do you know that I ve even had producers re cut my movies - Ed Wood 00:17
Do you know that I ve even had producers re cut my movies
Well Eddie what s my motivation - Ed Wood 00:20
Well Eddie what s my motivation
This is the most uncomfortable coffin I ve ever been in - Ed Wood 00:09
This is the most uncomfortable coffin I ve ever been in
In the name of the Father the son and the Holy Ghost - Ed Wood 00:25
In the name of the Father the son and the Holy Ghost
Don t you want to do another take Ed Looks like big baldy - Ed Wood 00:13
Don t you want to do another take Ed Looks like big baldy
We don t have a permit Run - Ed Wood 00:04
We don t have a permit Run
Oh yeah you Uh Uh listen I was wondering - Ed Wood 00:13
Oh yeah you Uh Uh listen I was wondering
Mr Lugosi I I know you re very busy - Ed Wood 00:34
Mr Lugosi I I know you re very busy
I have no home - Ed Wood 00:31
I have no home
This is the one I ll be remembered for - Ed Wood 00:05
This is the one I ll be remembered for
Visions are worth fighting for - Ed Wood 00:08
Visions are worth fighting for

Cast

Ed Wood - Johnny Depp
Bela Lugosi - Martin Landau
Dolores Fuller - Sarah Jessica Parker
Kathy O'Hara - Patricia Arquette
Criswell - Jeffrey Jones
Reverend Lemon - G.D. Spradlin
Orson Welles - Vincent D'Onofrio
Bunny Breckinridge - Bill Murray
Georgie Weiss - Mike Starr
Paul Marco - Max Casella
Conrad Brooks - Brent Hinkley
Vampira - Lisa Marie
Loretta King - Juliet Landau
Ed Reynolds - Clive Rosengren
Cameraman Bill - Norman Alden
Makeup Man Harry - Leonard Termo
Dr. Tom Mason - Ned Bellamy
Soundman - Danny Dayton
Camera Assistant - Ross Manarchy
Tony McCoy - Bill Cusack
Teenage Kid - Aaron Nelms
Rude Boss - Biff Yeager
Security Guard - Joseph R. Gannascoli
Old Crusty Man - Carmen Filpi
Secretary #1 - Lisa Malkiewicz
Secretary #2 - Melora Walters
Bartender - Conrad Brooks
Salesman - Don Amendolia
Tough Boy - Tommy Bertelsen
Stage Guard - Reid Cruickshanks
Mr. Feldman - Stanley DeSantis
Executive #1 - Lionel Decker
Executive #2 - Edmund L. Shaff
Ring Announcer - Gene LeBell
Wrestling Opponent - Jesse Lizarraga
TV Show Host - Bobby Slayton
TV Host's Assistant - Gretchen Becker
Conservative Man - John Rice
Conservative Wife - Catherine Butterfield
Backer's Wife - Mary Portser
Hick Backer - King Cotton
Southern Backer - Don Hood
Doorman - Frank Echols
Waiter - Ralph Monaco
Stage Manager - Tommy Bush
Potential Backer - Gregory Walcott
Another Backer - Charles C. Stevenson Jr.
Old Man McCoy - Rance Howard
Professor Strowski - Vasek Simek
Vampira's Assistant - Alan Martin
Vampira's Girlfriend - Salwa Ali
Vampira's Friend - Rodney Kizziah
Indian Musician - Korla Pandit
Greta Johnson - Hannah Eckstein
Karl Johnson - Luc De Schepper
TV Horror Show Director - Vinny Argiro
Nurse - Patti Tippo
Doctor - Ray Baker
Rental House Manager - Louis Lombardi
Theatre Manager - Jim Boyce
Angry Kid - Ben Ryan Ganger
Frantic Usher - Ryan Holihan
High School Punk - Marc Revivo
Photographer #1 - Adam Drescher
Photographer #2 - Ric Mancini
Hammy Alien - Mickey Cottrell
Choir Member - Robert Binford
Choir Member - Herbert Boche
Choir Member - Linda Rae Brienza
Choir Member - Marlene Cook
Choir Member - Sylvia Coussa
Choir Member - Audrey Cuyler
Choir Member - Joseph Golightly
Choir Member - Carrie Starner Hummel
Choir Member - Ramona Kemp-Blair
Choir Member - Carolyn Kessinger
Choir Member - Nancy Longyear
Choir Member - Matthew Nelson
Choir Member - Robert Nuffer
Choir Member - William Michael Short
Choir Member - Susan Eileen Simpson
Choir Member - George F. Sterne
Choir Member - Cheri A. Williams
Choir Member - Cynthia Ann Wilson
Wrestling Referee - Bill Anderson
Sexy Pedestrian - Lena Banks
Carny - Bill Blair
Photographer - Mike Breyer
Party Goer - Susan Claridge
Editor on Studio Lot - Patrick Cranshaw
Wedding Guest - Ryal Haakenson
Trick-or-Treating Kid - Zachary Keats
Girl in Theater Lobby - Susan Knego
Secretary - Navya La Shay
Orson Welles - Maurice LaMarche
Secretary - Tanya Marten
Kid At Movie Theater - Johnny Meyer
Wrestler Trainer - Danny Ramirez
Moviegoer - Shawn J. Shoulders
Theater Patron - Jeff Shrewsbury
Vampira's Friend - Ada Tai
Vampira's Friend - Arlene Tai
Car Vandal - Lars Woods
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