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"Ed Wood" quotes

Ed Wood poster
Ambitious but troubled movie director Edward D. Wood Jr. tries his best to fulfill his dreams, despite his lack of talent.

Director: Tim Burton
Writer: Rudolph Grey, Scott Alexander, Larry Karaszewski
Production: N/A
Genre: biography, comedy, drama
Year: 1994
MetaScore: 70/100
ImdbRating: 7.8
BoxOffice: $5,887,457
Released: 07 Oct 1994
Awards: Won 2 Oscars. 27 wins & 34 nominations total

88 video clips

Orson WellesEd WoodBela LugosiConrad BrooksVampiraCameraman BillReverend LemonBunny BreckinridgeWrestling RefereeDolores FullerKathy O'haraCriswellEditor On Studio LotKathy O'haraEd ReynoldsDr. Tom MasonGeorgie WeissTrick-or-treating KidOld Man MccoyWaiterLoretta KingTor JohnsonNursePhotographer #1Photographer #2Makeup Man HarryPaul Marco
Why if I had half the chance I could make an entire movie using this stock footage - Ed Wood 00:24 Why if I had half the chance I could make an entire movie... That is why you are here - Ed Wood 00:36 That is why you are here Visions are worth fighting for - Ed Wood 00:08 Visions are worth fighting for This is the one I ll be remembered for - Ed Wood 00:08 This is the one I ll be remembered for I have no home - Ed Wood 00:36 I have no home Mr Lugosi I I know you re very busy - Ed Wood 01:08 Mr Lugosi I I know you re very busy Oh yeah you Uh Uh listen I was wondering - Ed Wood 00:12 Oh yeah you Uh Uh listen I was wondering We don t have a permit Run - Ed Wood 00:05 We don t have a permit Run Don t you want to do another take Ed Looks like big baldy - Ed Wood 00:21 Don t you want to do another take Ed Looks like big baldy In the name of the Father the son and the Holy Ghost - Ed Wood 00:45 In the name of the Father the son and the Holy Ghost This is the most uncomfortable coffin I ve ever been in - Ed Wood 00:16 This is the most uncomfortable coffin I ve ever been in Do you know that I ve even had producers re cut my movies - Ed Wood 00:16 Do you know that I ve even had producers re cut my movies Well Eddie what s my motivation - Ed Wood 00:24 Well Eddie what s my motivation Really Worst film you ever saw - Ed Wood 00:19 Really Worst film you ever saw What are you drinking Bela - Ed Wood 00:09 What are you drinking Bela And cut Print We re moving on - Ed Wood 00:35 And cut Print We re moving on It s that easy Eddie we re in showbiz - Ed Wood 00:21 It s that easy Eddie we re in showbiz You should feel lucky Eddie s the only fella in town who doesn t pass judgment on people - Ed Wood 00:08 You should feel lucky Eddie s the only fella in town who... Goddamn it s cold It ll warm up once you re in it - Ed Wood 00:13 Goddamn it s cold It ll warm up once you re in it Oh Now I can see it I want to suck your blood - Ed Wood 00:14 Oh Now I can see it I want to suck your blood What about glitter - Ed Wood 00:18 What about glitter Hit the bars work some parties and get me transvestites - Ed Wood 00:24 Hit the bars work some parties and get me transvestites Why couldn t we do this in the church - Ed Wood 00:17 Why couldn t we do this in the church I like to dress in women s clothing - Ed Wood 00:25 I like to dress in women s clothing They were mythic - Ed Wood 00:41 They were mythic My gosh Bela How do you do that - Ed Wood 00:12 My gosh Bela How do you do that Boy Mr Lugosi you must lead such an exciting life - Ed Wood 00:39 Boy Mr Lugosi you must lead such an exciting life Say don t you have a car I refuse to drive in this country Too many madmen - Ed Wood 00:15 Say don t you have a car I refuse to drive in this country... I thought it was great You know you re you re much scarier in real life - Ed Wood 00:08 I thought it was great You know you re you re much scarier... You people are insane - Ed Wood 00:12 You people are insane I see the usual gang of misfits and dope addicts are here Janet I want you straight - Ed Wood 00:12 I see the usual gang of misfits and dope addicts are here... Now that was a premiere - Ed Wood 00:07 Now that was a premiere Pull the string Pull the string - Ed Wood 00:10 Pull the string Pull the string And cut That was perfect - Ed Wood 00:05 And cut That was perfect They don t want the classic horror films anymore - Ed Wood 00:23 They don t want the classic horror films anymore Trick or treat - Ed Wood 00:39 Trick or treat So what was the important news you couldn t tell me on the phone again - Ed Wood 00:35 So what was the important news you couldn t tell me on the... I m not getting near that goddamned thing - Ed Wood 00:06 I m not getting near that goddamned thing Guess where I m going next week - Ed Wood 00:34 Guess where I m going next week Before we start shooting Mr Wood uh we have a few questions - Ed Wood 00:37 Before we start shooting Mr Wood uh we have a few questions What d you give him all the lines for He s unintelligible - Ed Wood 00:12 What d you give him all the lines for He s unintelligible Bela would you like a wine - Ed Wood 00:18 Bela would you like a wine Is there a script Fuck no But there s a poster - Ed Wood 00:06 Is there a script Fuck no But there s a poster All right let s shoot this fucker - Ed Wood 00:04 All right let s shoot this fucker Well I thought he was dead No he s very much alive - Ed Wood 00:18 Well I thought he was dead No he s very much alive Why would Lugosi wanna do a sex change flick Because he s my friend - Ed Wood 00:10 Why would Lugosi wanna do a sex change flick Because he s my... Yes But it ends with Dr Vornoff falling into the pit - Ed Wood 00:24 Yes But it ends with Dr Vornoff falling into the pit I m about to tell you something that I never told any girl on a first date - Ed Wood 00:52 I m about to tell you something that I never told any girl... I think she s a honey talk about the living dead - Ed Wood 00:11 I think she s a honey talk about the living dead How can you just walk around like that in front of all these people - Ed Wood 00:22 How can you just walk around like that in front of all these... Oh my goodness you gave me the willies You look like that Dracula guy - Ed Wood 00:24 Oh my goodness you gave me the willies You look like that... Edward D Wood Jr Hi would you like some water - Ed Wood 00:19 Edward D Wood Jr Hi would you like some water This story s gonna grab people It s about this guy - Ed Wood 00:20 This story s gonna grab people It s about this guy Look look look When I said that you could have the western territories - Ed Wood 00:26 Look look look When I said that you could have the western... Look he s got some nice things to say here - Ed Wood 00:23 Look he s got some nice things to say here No They re driving me crazy - Ed Wood 00:14 No They re driving me crazy You re watching our Halloween movie White Zombie - Ed Wood 00:13 You re watching our Halloween movie White Zombie Mr Bunny what s wrong I heard you were becoming a lady - Ed Wood 00:47 Mr Bunny what s wrong I heard you were becoming a lady Children I love children - Ed Wood 00:04 Children I love children Well I understand this science fiction is very popular but um - Ed Wood 00:48 Well I understand this science fiction is very popular but... Say let s get married Huh - Ed Wood 00:18 Say let s get married Huh Hey whose crazy idea was it to bury him in the cape - Ed Wood 00:10 Hey whose crazy idea was it to bury him in the cape Dolores I have five days to complete this picture - Ed Wood 00:12 Dolores I have five days to complete this picture Better than wrestling - Ed Wood 00:05 Better than wrestling Say Cris how d you know we d be living on Mars by 1 97 0 - Ed Wood 00:41 Say Cris how d you know we d be living on Mars by 1 97 0 Mr Reynolds Yes - Ed Wood 00:15 Mr Reynolds Yes Ed what am I gonna do here What do you mean - Ed Wood 00:17 Ed what am I gonna do here What do you mean Oh what does that old queen know she didn t even show - Ed Wood 00:06 Oh what does that old queen know she didn t even show Are you people insane I m the director - Ed Wood 00:08 Are you people insane I m the director No This happens all the time - Ed Wood 00:38 No This happens all the time Bunny we re making another movie - Ed Wood 00:43 Bunny we re making another movie I don t hire directors with burning desires to tell their stories - Ed Wood 00:08 I don t hire directors with burning desires to tell their... Mr Wood what do you think you re doing I m directing - Ed Wood 00:14 Mr Wood what do you think you re doing I m directing My girlfriend still doesn t know why her sweaters are always stretched out - Ed Wood 00:05 My girlfriend still doesn t know why her sweaters are always... Beware - Ed Wood 00:42 Beware Mr Lugosi why are you buying a coffin I m planning on dying soon - Ed Wood 00:08 Mr Lugosi why are you buying a coffin I m planning on dying... Last night was quite a romp - Ed Wood 00:14 Last night was quite a romp Greetings my friend - Ed Wood 00:12 Greetings my friend All right people let s get ready Actors I must have my actors - Ed Wood 00:07 All right people let s get ready Actors I must have my... I ll get you next week Yeah right In your dreams - Ed Wood 00:11 I ll get you next week Yeah right In your dreams Lobo will fix - Ed Wood 00:08 Lobo will fix Orson Welles was only 26 when he made Citizen Kane - Ed Wood 00:14 Orson Welles was only 26 when he made Citizen Kane God how can you act so casual when you re dressed like that - Ed Wood 00:18 God how can you act so casual when you re dressed like that Why not Nobody wants to see this piece of shit - Ed Wood 00:15 Why not Nobody wants to see this piece of shit Yes that s right The Bela Lugosi - Ed Wood 00:09 Yes that s right The Bela Lugosi Ed it s over I need a normal life - Ed Wood 00:14 Ed it s over I need a normal life Bela those people are parasites They just want to exploit you - Ed Wood 00:13 Bela those people are parasites They just want to exploit... It s just something I do - Ed Wood 00:06 It s just something I do

Cast

Ed Wood - Johnny Depp
Bela Lugosi - Martin Landau
Dolores Fuller - Sarah Jessica Parker
Kathy O'Hara - Patricia Arquette
Criswell - Jeffrey Jones
All Cast