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Conrad Brooks:
Mr. Lugosi? I know you're very busy, but, um... can I have your autograph? Bela Lugosi:
Certainly. Conrad Brooks:
You know which movie of yours I love, Mr. Lugosi? The Invisible Ray. You were great as Karloff's sidekick. Bela Lugosi:
Karloff? Sidekick? FUCK YOU! Karloff does not deserve to smell my shit! That limey cocksucker can rot in Hell for all I care! Edward D. Wood, Jr.:
What happened? Bela Lugosi:
How dare that asshole bring up Karloff? You think it takes talent to play Frankenstein? It's all makeup and grunting! [mocks Frankenstein] Edward D. Wood, Jr.:
Bela, I agree with you 100%. Dracula-2000-2000/you-cant-have-ever/" class="search-link">Now, "Dracula," that's a role that requires talent. Bela Lugosi:
Of course. Dracula requires presence. It's all in the eyes, and the voice, and the hands... Edward D. Wood, Jr.:
That's right. That's right. You seem a little agitated. You wanna to go outside and get some air? Bela Lugosi:
Bullshit! I'm ready now! Roll the camera!
Mr. Lugosi? I know you're very busy, but, um... can I have your autograph? Bela Lugosi:
Certainly. Conrad Brooks:
You know which movie of yours I love, Mr. Lugosi? The Invisible Ray. You were great as Karloff's sidekick. Bela Lugosi:
Karloff? Sidekick? FUCK YOU! Karloff does not deserve to smell my shit! That limey cocksucker can rot in Hell for all I care! Edward D. Wood, Jr.:
What happened? Bela Lugosi:
How dare that asshole bring up Karloff? You think it takes talent to play Frankenstein? It's all makeup and grunting! [mocks Frankenstein] Edward D. Wood, Jr.:
Bela, I agree with you 100%. Dracula-2000-2000/you-cant-have-ever/" class="search-link">Now, "Dracula," that's a role that requires talent. Bela Lugosi:
Of course. Dracula requires presence. It's all in the eyes, and the voice, and the hands... Edward D. Wood, Jr.:
That's right. That's right. You seem a little agitated. You wanna to go outside and get some air? Bela Lugosi:
Bullshit! I'm ready now! Roll the camera!
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Mr Lugosi I know you're very busy
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but can I have your autograph
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Certainly
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You know which movie of yours I love Mr Lugosi The Invisible Ray
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You were great as Karloff's sidekick
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Karloff
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Sidekick
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Fuck you
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Karloff does not deserve to smell my shit
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That limey cocksucker can rot in hell for all I care
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What happened
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How dare that asshole bring up Karloff
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You think it takes talent to play Frankenstein
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It's all make up and grunting
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I agree Bela I agree 100
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Now Dracula that's a role that requires talent
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Of course Dracula requires presence
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It's all in the eyes and the voice
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and the hand That's right That's right
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You seem a little agitated You wanna go outside and get some air
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Bullshit I'm ready now Roll the camera
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Movie Summary
Ambitious but troubled movie director Edward D. Wood Jr. tries his best to fulfill his dreams, despite his lack of talent.
Actors
Conrad Brooks
Bela Lugosi
