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Eddie Griffin: Undeniable

He be tryin' to shake her hand, she be like,"Don't you touch me

He be tryin' to shake her hand, she be like,
"Don't you touch me

Full Transcript

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He be tryin' to shake her hand,
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she be like, "Don't you touch me.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:57
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Showtime Networks,DGA Productions,Front Of The Bus,Polygon Media Consultants

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Movie Summary

This comedy special is Eddie Griffin's magnum opus about the world, relationships and humanity as a whole.
I'm waiting on Vladimir to give me the call. - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:05
I'm waiting on Vladimir to give me the call.
I'll kill your orange ass in your sleep." - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:07
I'll kill your orange ass in your sleep."
He up late Tweetin' like a motherfucker, - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:09
He up late Tweetin' like a motherfucker,
He said it hisself on TV. Yes, he did! - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:04
He said it hisself on TV. Yes, he did!
He said, "Nigga, if that wasn't my daughter, - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:06
He said, "Nigga, if that wasn't my daughter,
Every man in here that got a daughter, nigga, - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:06
Every man in here that got a daughter, nigga,
The fact that that came outta that maggot motherfucker's brain - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:07
The fact that that came outta that maggot motherfucker'...
Let me explain somethin' to my white friends here. - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:04
Let me explain somethin' to my white friends here.
Y'all don't really know or appreciate how lucky you were - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:08
Y'all don't really know or appreciate how lucky yo...
That is truly the nicest nigga America could produce. - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:06
That is truly the nicest nigga America could produce.
For if it was any other nigga in here, including me... - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:08
For if it was any other nigga in here, including me...
Day one of the Griffin Administration, - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:06
Day one of the Griffin Administration,
Payback's a bitch! - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:04
Payback's a bitch!
Y'all'd've been some cotton-pickin' motherfuckers. - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:04
Y'all'd've been some cotton-pickin' moth...
Now don't get me wrong. I'd be nice to my white slaves. - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:06
Now don't get me wrong. I'd be nice to my white sl...
You got to let your white slaves work the night shift. - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:04
You got to let your white slaves work the night shift.
As soon as the sun go down, "Goddammit, here we go again!" - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:10
As soon as the sun go down, "Goddammit, here we go agai...
I think white people coulda been slaves for about five minutes. - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:05
I think white people coulda been slaves for about five minut...
They'd be out in the field, "This is some fuckin' bullshit! - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:04
They'd be out in the field, "This is some fuckin&#...
Do you have any sunscreen? I'm fuckin' peelin'! - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:04
Do you have any sunscreen? I'm fuckin' peelin'...