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I suggest everybody get your ass to church
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Eddie Griffin: Undeniable

I suggest everybodyget your ass to church and get your money back

I suggest everybody
get your ass to church and get your money back

Full Transcript

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I suggest everybody get your ass to church
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and get your money back.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:14
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Showtime Networks,DGA Productions,Front Of The Bus,Polygon Media Consultants

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Movie Summary

This comedy special is Eddie Griffin's magnum opus about the world, relationships and humanity as a whole.
If Joel Osteen didn't prove to you finally - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:08
If Joel Osteen didn't prove to you finally
It's a goddamn scam, man! God don't live in no church. - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:07
It's a goddamn scam, man! God don't live in no chu...
Nowhere in the Bible, and I read it 17 times, - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:09
Nowhere in the Bible, and I read it 17 times,
I want hard wooden benches in there - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:07
I want hard wooden benches in there
I need a greasy nigga with a perm - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:11
I need a greasy nigga with a perm
Who's a silver-tongued mackin' motherfucker. - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:06
Who's a silver-tongued mackin' motherfucker.
And he sweats before he starts talkin'. - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:05
And he sweats before he starts talkin'.
'Cause he's from Hell." - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:05
'Cause he's from Hell."
I need 12 to 15 fat bucket o' chicken-eatin' bitches - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:13
I need 12 to 15 fat bucket o' chicken-eatin' bitch...
I need two homosexuals with tambourines." - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:08
I need two homosexuals with tambourines."
I just like how they shake it." - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:07
I just like how they shake it."
Put a lot of medals on him. Sit him right next to the pew." - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:18
Put a lot of medals on him. Sit him right next to the pew.&q...
Them motherfuckers be in there, - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:05
Them motherfuckers be in there,
Thank you. Uh-huh. - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:04
Thank you. Uh-huh.
You see we have installed an ATM machine - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:11
You see we have installed an ATM machine
Now you pay your light bill. You pay your gas bill. - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:05
Now you pay your light bill. You pay your gas bill.
You pay your taxes. Uncle Sam get his. - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:04
You pay your taxes. Uncle Sam get his.
That's why I installed the hot boilin' waters of correction. - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:06
That's why I installed the hot boilin' waters of c...
Now, a lot of y'all see the flames - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:06
Now, a lot of y'all see the flames
You see Brother Williams didn't bring God money last Sunday. - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:06
You see Brother Williams didn't bring God money last Su...