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Eddie Griffin: Undeniable

You are the weak one.Only the strong can survive." "No, they chased my cousintwo weeks ago

You are the weak one.
Only the strong can survive." "No, they chased my cousin
two weeks ago

Full Transcript

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You are the weak one. Only the strong can survive."
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"No, they chased my cousin two weeks ago.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:04
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Showtime Networks,DGA Productions,Front Of The Bus,Polygon Media Consultants

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Movie Summary

This comedy special is Eddie Griffin's magnum opus about the world, relationships and humanity as a whole.
Now you know how motherfuckers come across the line, nigga, - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:06
Now you know how motherfuckers come across the line, nigga,
Give me some fuckin' water!" - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:06
Give me some fuckin' water!"
Who wants to run again?" - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:04
Who wants to run again?"
I suggest everybody get your ass to church - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:06
I suggest everybody get your ass to church
If Joel Osteen didn't prove to you finally - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:08
If Joel Osteen didn't prove to you finally
It's a goddamn scam, man! God don't live in no church. - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:07
It's a goddamn scam, man! God don't live in no chu...
Nowhere in the Bible, and I read it 17 times, - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:09
Nowhere in the Bible, and I read it 17 times,
I want hard wooden benches in there - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:07
I want hard wooden benches in there
I need a greasy nigga with a perm - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:11
I need a greasy nigga with a perm
Who's a silver-tongued mackin' motherfucker. - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:06
Who's a silver-tongued mackin' motherfucker.
And he sweats before he starts talkin'. - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:05
And he sweats before he starts talkin'.
'Cause he's from Hell." - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:05
'Cause he's from Hell."
I need 12 to 15 fat bucket o' chicken-eatin' bitches - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:13
I need 12 to 15 fat bucket o' chicken-eatin' bitch...
I need two homosexuals with tambourines." - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:08
I need two homosexuals with tambourines."
I just like how they shake it." - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:07
I just like how they shake it."
Put a lot of medals on him. Sit him right next to the pew." - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:18
Put a lot of medals on him. Sit him right next to the pew.&q...
Them motherfuckers be in there, - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:05
Them motherfuckers be in there,
Thank you. Uh-huh. - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:04
Thank you. Uh-huh.
You see we have installed an ATM machine - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:11
You see we have installed an ATM machine
Now you pay your light bill. You pay your gas bill. - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:05
Now you pay your light bill. You pay your gas bill.