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Eddie Griffin: Undeniable

You don't hit mewith a one-liner and shut me the fuck up

You don't hit me
with a one-liner and shut me the fuck up

Full Transcript

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You don't hit me with a one-liner
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and shut me the fuck up.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:33
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Showtime Networks,DGA Productions,Front Of The Bus,Polygon Media Consultants

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Movie Summary

This comedy special is Eddie Griffin's magnum opus about the world, relationships and humanity as a whole.
Shit, who the fuck do you think you is, bitch? - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:04
Shit, who the fuck do you think you is, bitch?
She had the knife in her hand. I ain't stupid, you know. - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:05
She had the knife in her hand. I ain't stupid, you know...
I almost missed the flight gettin' here, nigga, - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:05
I almost missed the flight gettin' here, nigga,
So, nigga, I'm sittin' there 'til my brain turned back on. - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:05
So, nigga, I'm sittin' there 'til my brain tu...
I'm like, "This bitch ain't just gonna leave me with this shit." - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:07
I'm like, "This bitch ain't just gonna leave ...
Just 'cause they ain't yours?" - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:06
Just 'cause they ain't yours?"
I said, "Damn." - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:08
I said, "Damn."
And immediately she think a nigga fuckin'. - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:04
And immediately she think a nigga fuckin'.
"You out there fuckin'." - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:07
"You out there fuckin'."
Nigga, I said, "Nigga, it's the dickin'." - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:06
Nigga, I said, "Nigga, it's the dickin'."...
See, if you dick her down properly, - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:07
See, if you dick her down properly,
But if you dick her down properly, - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:06
But if you dick her down properly,
Nigga, all she think about is your dick 24 hours a day. - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:05
Nigga, all she think about is your dick 24 hours a day.
Nigga, you walk outta your house, - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:06
Nigga, you walk outta your house,
You know, when you left here yesterday, - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:07
You know, when you left here yesterday,
What is the dick doin'?" - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:15
What is the dick doin'?"
Nigga, you go uno, dos, tres, "Bye, baby." - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:08
Nigga, you go uno, dos, tres, "Bye, baby."
Pool, Eddie. Ain't nobody shot pool since 1973. - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:05
Pool, Eddie. Ain't nobody shot pool since 1973.
Fellas, if we had detachable dicks, - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:11
Fellas, if we had detachable dicks,
Nigga, we could stay gone for a week, - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:04
Nigga, we could stay gone for a week,