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Eddie Griffin: Undeniable

You won't be alive to see the motherfuckergraduate grade school

You won't be alive to see the motherfucker
graduate grade school

Full Transcript

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You won't be alive
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to see the motherfucker graduate grade school.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:56
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Showtime Networks,DGA Productions,Front Of The Bus,Polygon Media Consultants

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Movie Summary

This comedy special is Eddie Griffin's magnum opus about the world, relationships and humanity as a whole.
But now you got these old niggas be cheatin'. - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:04
But now you got these old niggas be cheatin'.
Yeah, they got them Jesus pills. - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:04
Yeah, they got them Jesus pills.
You know when you done caught - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:10
You know when you done caught
Ah, ah!" - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:06
Ah, ah!"
Which one of you bitches wanna automobile?" - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:07
Which one of you bitches wanna automobile?"
"Automobile." - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:04
"Automobile."
'Cause they know them old motherfuckers - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:05
'Cause they know them old motherfuckers
I'm goin' home. Keep the automobile. - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:04
I'm goin' home. Keep the automobile.
Tell your girlfriends about Sweet Papa Willow. - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:05
Tell your girlfriends about Sweet Papa Willow.
Oh, goddamn, this thing won't go down. - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:05
Oh, goddamn, this thing won't go down.
I shoulda put my glasses on when I read the instructions. - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:04
I shoulda put my glasses on when I read the instructions.
Oh, I can feel my heartbeat throbbing in the mother... - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:05
Oh, I can feel my heartbeat throbbing in the mother...
They want every one of our black entertainers, - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:08
They want every one of our black entertainers,
If you in my business and you black, - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:04
If you in my business and you black,
That nigga fucked around and married him a white woman. - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:04
That nigga fucked around and married him a white woman.
Now nothin' against you white women in here, - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:05
Now nothin' against you white women in here,
See, I do research. - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:04
See, I do research.
Every famous nigga that's been with a white woman got problems. - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:06
Every famous nigga that's been with a white woman got p...
O.J.'s still fucked up. - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:05
O.J.'s still fucked up.
And nigga, she got a divorce, - Eddie Griffin: Undeniable 00:07
And nigga, she got a divorce,