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Eddie:
[about being a transvestite]
Running, jumping, climbing trees, putting on makeup when you're up there. That's where it is. I used to keep all my makeup in a squirril hole. Squirril would keep nuts on one side and makeup on the other... sometimes I'd get up that tree and that squirril'd be *covered* in makeup. [mimes squirril putting on makeup] Eddie:
"la... lala... la... Oh! [mimes hiding makeup and starting to eat a nut] Eddie:
... What? Fuck off!"... he seemed to say
[about being a transvestite]
Running, jumping, climbing trees, putting on makeup when you're up there. That's where it is. I used to keep all my makeup in a squirril hole. Squirril would keep nuts on one side and makeup on the other... sometimes I'd get up that tree and that squirril'd be *covered* in makeup. [mimes squirril putting on makeup] Eddie:
"la... lala... la... Oh! [mimes hiding makeup and starting to eat a nut] Eddie:
... What? Fuck off!"... he seemed to say
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So running jumping climbing trees
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putting on make up when you're up there that's where it is
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And I used to keep all my make up
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in the squirrel hole up the tree And uh
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And the squirrel would keep make up on one side
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and they keep nuts on the other side
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And sometimes I'd get up that tree and that squirrel would be covered in makeup
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VOCALIZING
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Oh ooh
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What
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Fuck off
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He seemed to say
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Movie Summary
Executive transvestite Eddie Izzard takes his show to San Francisco to give a brief history of pagan and Christian religions, the building of Stonehenge, the birth of the Church of England ...