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Eddie:
Squirrels always eat nuts with two hands, always two hands, "arararar", and occasionally, they stop and [gasps, starts, then pauses and looks around, wide-eyed] Eddie:
go, oh, uh, ah, as if they're going, "Did I leave the gas on? No! No, I'm a fucking squirrel!" And occasionally they go, "Fucking nuts! Fed up with them always... I long for a grapefruit." Yeah. So, that's very much like the army
Squirrels always eat nuts with two hands, always two hands, "arararar", and occasionally, they stop and [gasps, starts, then pauses and looks around, wide-eyed] Eddie:
go, oh, uh, ah, as if they're going, "Did I leave the gas on? No! No, I'm a fucking squirrel!" And occasionally they go, "Fucking nuts! Fed up with them always... I long for a grapefruit." Yeah. So, that's very much like the army
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Squirrels always eat nuts with two hands always two hands
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MIMICS NIBBLING
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And occasionally they stop and go GASPS
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MUTTERS
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As if they're going Did I leave the gas on
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No no I'm a fucking squirrel
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And occasionally they go Fucking nuts
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I'm fed up with them always
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I long for a grapefruit
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Yeah So that's very much like the army
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Movie Summary
Executive transvestite Eddie Izzard takes his show to San Francisco to give a brief history of pagan and Christian religions, the building of Stonehenge, the birth of the Church of England ...