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Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill

12 monkeys mating, 11 donkeys dancing, 10 pygmies farming, 9 socks a-swimming, 5 gold...

Eddie:
[to the tune of "The 12 Days of Christmas"]
12 monkeys mating, 11 donkeys dancing, 10 pygmies farming, 9 socks a-swimming, 5 gold rings

Full Transcript

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Twelve monkeys mating Eleven donkeys dancing
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Ten pygmies farming Nine socks a swimming
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And five gold rings
Duration
14 seconds
Views
1,319
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:03
Uploaded
Nov 23, 2022
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Ella Communications

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Movie Summary

Executive transvestite Eddie Izzard takes his show to San Francisco to give a brief history of pagan and Christian religions, the building of Stonehenge, the birth of the Church of England ...
The American national anthem I've noticed is a bit hazy in the middle - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:17
The American national anthem I've noticed is a bit hazy...
And you're the Roman Empire yes - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:10
And you're the Roman Empire yes
And I've worked out how to do it - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:09
And I've worked out how to do it
And there's only two positions in snowboarding - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:08
And there's only two positions in snowboarding
So I had to go see a chiropractor in New York - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:21
So I had to go see a chiropractor in New York
If you're just coughing you say Heimlich maneuver and all will be well - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:10
If you're just coughing you say Heimlich maneuver and...
No Heimlich maneuver developed by Dr Heimlich - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:38
No Heimlich maneuver developed by Dr Heimlich
If the film did you know some decent bit of business - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:49
If the film did you know some decent bit of business
But we play bad guys like take the Empire Strikes Back - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:46
But we play bad guys like take the Empire Strikes Back
'Cause he was only impressive cause he had that James Earl Jones voice - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:46
'Cause he was only impressive cause he had that James...
And if you don't know the geography - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:14
And if you don't know the geography
They never said What should we call our son - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:13
They never said What should we call our son
You can't get out onto the moon and go - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:09
You can't get out onto the moon and go
Well before puberty At school I didn't tell kids I was a transvestite - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:17
Well before puberty At school I didn't tell kids I was...
Yes most transvestites fancy girls - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:04
Yes most transvestites fancy girls
IN NORMAL VOICE I had to chat up girls and I'd only tagged them before - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:48
IN NORMAL VOICE I had to chat up girls and I'd only...
You can say that great line Do you wanna cup of coffee - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:18
You can say that great line Do you wanna cup of coffee
Yes I like my coffee hot and strong - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:10
Yes I like my coffee hot and strong
You say 'erbs and we say herbs - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:06
You say 'erbs and we say herbs
Two hundred languages Just count them I know you won't - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:05
Two hundred languages Just count them I know you won't