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Eddie:
We stole countries! That's how you build an empire. We stole countries with the cunning use of flags! Just sail halfway around the world, stick a flag in. "I claim India for Britain." And they're going, "You can't claim us. We live here! There's five hundred million of us." "Do you have a flag?" "We don't need a bloody flag, this is our country you bastard!" "No flag, no country! You can't have one. That's the rules... that... I've just made up! And I'm backing it up with this gun... that was lent from the National Rifle Association."
We stole countries! That's how you build an empire. We stole countries with the cunning use of flags! Just sail halfway around the world, stick a flag in. "I claim India for Britain." And they're going, "You can't claim us. We live here! There's five hundred million of us." "Do you have a flag?" "We don't need a bloody flag, this is our country you bastard!" "No flag, no country! You can't have one. That's the rules... that... I've just made up! And I'm backing it up with this gun... that was lent from the National Rifle Association."
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We stole countries That's what you do that's how you build an empire
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We stole countries with the cunning use of flags
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Yeah
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You just sail around the world and stick a flag in them
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I claim India for Britain
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And they go You can't claim us we live here
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500 million of us
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Do you have a flag
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AUDIENCE LAUGHING
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We don't need a bloody flag We It's our country you bastard
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No flag no country you can't have one
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That's the rules that I've just made up
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And I'm backing it up with this gun that was lent from the National Rifle Association
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Movie Summary
Executive transvestite Eddie Izzard takes his show to San Francisco to give a brief history of pagan and Christian religions, the building of Stonehenge, the birth of the Church of England ...
