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What a bastard And he was a vegetarian and a painter
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Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill

"I can't get the fuckin' trees! Damn, I will kill everyone in the world!"

Eddie:
[Talking about Hitler]
What a bastard. And he was a vegetarian and a painter, so he must have been going Eddie:
[mimics painting with frustration]
"I can't get the fuckin' trees! Damn, I will kill everyone in the world!"

Full Transcript

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What a bastard And he was a vegetarian and a painter
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so he must have been going I can't get the fucking trees
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Damn I will kill everyone in the world
Duration
10 seconds
Views
440
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:38
Uploaded
Nov 23, 2022
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Ella Communications

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Movie Summary

Executive transvestite Eddie Izzard takes his show to San Francisco to give a brief history of pagan and Christian religions, the building of Stonehenge, the birth of the Church of England ...
Pol Pot killed 1 7 million Cambodians - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:13
Pol Pot killed 1 7 million Cambodians
We stole countries That's what you do that's how you build an empire - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:48
We stole countries That's what you do that's how...
Then when you're more mature you do start telling the truth in odd situations - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:16
Then when you're more mature you do start telling the...
But it's the cutting edge of politics in a very extraordinarily boring way - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:06
But it's the cutting edge of politics in a very...
Britain needs to be in the driving seat of Europe - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:07
Britain needs to be in the driving seat of Europe
We had the pagans They were into sex death and religion - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:07
We had the pagans They were into sex death and religion
So these guys in Wales were obviously carving the rocks out of the very living mountain - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 01:04
So these guys in Wales were obviously carving the rocks out...
Then Henry Vlll came along Henry VII a big hairy king - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:50
Then Henry Vlll came along Henry VII a big hairy king
So Henry the Vlll who was Sean Connery for this film - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:25
So Henry the Vlll who was Sean Connery for this film
This German guy who pinned a note on a church door saying Hang on a minute - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:21
This German guy who pinned a note on a church door saying...
Now the sermon today is taken from a magazine I found - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:34
Now the sermon today is taken from a magazine I found
'Cause Shaggy and Scooby are interesting characters - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:31
'Cause Shaggy and Scooby are interesting characters
Catholicism still has the fire and brimstone Boom boom boom boom - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:10
Catholicism still has the fire and brimstone Boom boom boom...
You never go Vicar I've done many bad things - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:14
You never go Vicar I've done many bad things
Thank you for flying Church of England Cake or death - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:04
Thank you for flying Church of England Cake or death
Twelve monkeys mating Eleven donkeys dancing - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:14
Twelve monkeys mating Eleven donkeys dancing
The American national anthem I've noticed is a bit hazy in the middle - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:17
The American national anthem I've noticed is a bit hazy...
And you're the Roman Empire yes - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:10
And you're the Roman Empire yes
And I've worked out how to do it - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:09
And I've worked out how to do it
And there's only two positions in snowboarding - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:08
And there's only two positions in snowboarding