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Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill

I am a professional transvestite, so I can run about in heels and not fall over

Eddie:
I am a professional transvestite, so I can run about in heels and not fall over

Full Transcript

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Yes I'm a professional transvestite
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So I can run about in heels and not fall over
Duration
6 seconds
Views
158
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:44
Uploaded
Nov 23, 2022
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Ella Communications

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Movie Summary

Executive transvestite Eddie Izzard takes his show to San Francisco to give a brief history of pagan and Christian religions, the building of Stonehenge, the birth of the Church of England ...
'cause you know if women fall over wearing heels - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:13
'cause you know if women fall over wearing heels
Faster than the fucking taxis - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:07
Faster than the fucking taxis
But cable cars they're fun Everyone gets onboard and becomes a rhesus monkey - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:05
But cable cars they're fun Everyone gets onboard and...
'Cause if you're a transvestite you're actually a male tomboy - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:05
'Cause if you're a transvestite you're...
So running jumping climbing trees - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:35
So running jumping climbing trees
Squirrels always eat nuts with two hands always two hands - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:37
Squirrels always eat nuts with two hands always two hands
The National Rifle Association says that guns don't kill people people do - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:23
The National Rifle Association says that guns don't...
But yeah shooting clay pigeons I think Yeah go for that - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:15
But yeah shooting clay pigeons I think Yeah go for that
And yeah 'Cause there's not much make up in the army - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:09
And yeah 'Cause there's not much make up in the...
I grew up in Europe where the history comes from - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:05
I grew up in Europe where the history comes from
And we do all live in castles - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:09
And we do all live in castles
In the 30s Hitler Czechoslovakia Poland France Second World War - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:30
In the 30s Hitler Czechoslovakia Poland France Second World...
And Hitler ended up in a ditch - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:13
And Hitler ended up in a ditch
What a bastard And he was a vegetarian and a painter - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:10
What a bastard And he was a vegetarian and a painter
Pol Pot killed 1 7 million Cambodians - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:13
Pol Pot killed 1 7 million Cambodians
We stole countries That's what you do that's how you build an empire - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:48
We stole countries That's what you do that's how...
Then when you're more mature you do start telling the truth in odd situations - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:16
Then when you're more mature you do start telling the...
But it's the cutting edge of politics in a very extraordinarily boring way - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:06
But it's the cutting edge of politics in a very...
Britain needs to be in the driving seat of Europe - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:07
Britain needs to be in the driving seat of Europe
We had the pagans They were into sex death and religion - Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill 00:07
We had the pagans They were into sex death and religion