White people can't dance. I'm not being racist; it's true. Just like when white people say...
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Eddie Murphy:
White people can't dance. I'm not being racist; it's true. Just like when white people say Black people have big lips, it's not racist; it's true. Black people have big lips, White people can't dance. Some brothers will be in the club and white people are like, "What are those niggers doing in here?" They watchin' y'all dance. And they're like, "Look at these crazy muthafuckas." Y'all be stepping on people's feet and hitting one another
White people can't dance. I'm not being racist; it's true. Just like when white people say Black people have big lips, it's not racist; it's true. Black people have big lips, White people can't dance. Some brothers will be in the club and white people are like, "What are those niggers doing in here?" They watchin' y'all dance. And they're like, "Look at these crazy muthafuckas." Y'all be stepping on people's feet and hitting one another
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and I watched the white people dance
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Y'all Y'all can't dance
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No it's not I'm not being racist I mean I mean
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It's just like saying black people have thick lips
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That's not racist It's true We have thick lips
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and white people can't dance
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And y'all be trying Y'all be really
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Do y'all listen to the words or the beat
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'Cause y'all be And I really
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I tell you every time you see a black
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When you ever go to a white club
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you see five or six brothers just standing
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You ask Why are those niggers in here
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They watching y'all dance
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Look at these crazy motherfuckers
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Y'all got one dance y'all can do
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Y'all can do this shit like this
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But y'all don't do no moves it's just this
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Y'all do some shit like this you be fucked up You'd be
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Oh shit
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And white people y'all step on each other's feet
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Brothers we go to the disco get all fucked up
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you're stepping and hitting and
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Movie Summary
Eddie Murphy in a stand-up performance recorded live. For an hour and a half he talks about his favourite subjects: sex and women.
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