That all the shit I'm gonn' get mothafocka? And it's afterwards right, when you done with...
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Eddie Murphy:
[imitating Richard Pryor]
You ever get like sometimes ye get on that toilet and ye shit, that water splash up on yo' ass? Don't that make ye mad, right? You know what really make mad is when the shit is halfway out, then go back up in that mothafocka. Why do shit be teasin' yo' ass? Just get the fuck out, right? You know what really make me mad is when yo' ass don' cooperate whicha then clinch up and break the shit in half? You be mad like a motherfucker too coz you gotta whip yo' ass for 5 hours. Use 12 roles o' toilet paper on that mothafocka. You know what really bother me is when you be strainin' for a long time and one lil' pebble shit comes out? Y' want some shit this big right? Stick yo' head up your ass and say: That all the shit I'm gonn' get mothafocka? And it's afterwards right, when you done with shit, you done all the shittin' you gonna do for the whole day and you flush that toilet and one chunk come back... WHAT DOES THAT CHUNK WANT?
[imitating Richard Pryor]
You ever get like sometimes ye get on that toilet and ye shit, that water splash up on yo' ass? Don't that make ye mad, right? You know what really make mad is when the shit is halfway out, then go back up in that mothafocka. Why do shit be teasin' yo' ass? Just get the fuck out, right? You know what really make me mad is when yo' ass don' cooperate whicha then clinch up and break the shit in half? You be mad like a motherfucker too coz you gotta whip yo' ass for 5 hours. Use 12 roles o' toilet paper on that mothafocka. You know what really bother me is when you be strainin' for a long time and one lil' pebble shit comes out? Y' want some shit this big right? Stick yo' head up your ass and say: That all the shit I'm gonn' get mothafocka? And it's afterwards right, when you done with shit, you done all the shittin' you gonna do for the whole day and you flush that toilet and one chunk come back... WHAT DOES THAT CHUNK WANT?
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Right Be some shit this big right
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Wanna push your head up your asshole say
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'That's all the shit I'm going to get motherfucker''
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You know what really make me mad
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when your ass don't cooperate with you
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and clench up and break the shit in half
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You be mad as a motherfucker too
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'cause you know you got to wipe your ass
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for like five hours and shit right
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Use 12 rolls of toilet paper on that motherfucker
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You know what really make me mad
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though is afterwards right Is after you shit
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you done all the shitting you going to do
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for the whole day right
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You finish shitting and you flush the toilet
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and wait a second and one chunk come back
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What does that chunk want
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Movie Summary
Eddie Murphy in a stand-up performance recorded live. For an hour and a half he talks about his favourite subjects: sex and women.
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