"Edward Scissorhands" quotes

Edward Scissorhands poster
An artificial man, who was incompletely constructed and has scissors for hands, leads a solitary life. Then one day, a suburban lady meets him and introduces him to her world.

Director: Tim Burton
Writer: Tim Burton, Caroline Thompson
Production: N/A
Year: 1990
MetaScore: 74/100
ImdbRating: 7.9
BoxOffice: $56,362,352
Released: 14 Dec 1990
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 9 wins & 24 nominations total

117 Clips

Have they caught him yet - Edward Scissorhands 00:08
Have they caught him yet
Forget holding her hand - Edward Scissorhands 00:29
Forget holding her hand
Forget holding her hand - Edward Scissorhands 00:26
Forget holding her hand
I guess it would have to start with scissors - Edward Scissorhands 00:36
I guess it would have to start with scissors
Hi Yeah it's Marge - Edward Scissorhands 00:11
Hi Yeah it's Marge
I'm looking for the man with the scissors - Edward Scissorhands 00:04
I'm looking for the man with the scissors
Darn this stuff - Edward Scissorhands 00:04
Darn this stuff
I'll be darned - Edward Scissorhands 00:04
I'll be darned
All along I felt in my gut there was somethin' wrong with him - Edward Scissorhands 00:06
All along I felt in my gut there was somethin' wrong with...
Joyce I just saw this strange guy drive in with Peg I didn't get a good look - Edward Scissorhands 00:13
Joyce I just saw this strange guy drive in with Peg I didn't...
And what it's for - Edward Scissorhands 00:32
And what it's for
I know a doctor that might be able to help you - Edward Scissorhands 00:05
I know a doctor that might be able to help you
Now you've done it - Edward Scissorhands 00:13
Now you've done it
How aboutit Edward ls there some speciallady in yourlife - Edward Scissorhands 00:05
How aboutit Edward ls there some speciallady in yourlife
You all are hidin' in there like hermit crabs - Edward Scissorhands 00:05
You all are hidin' in there like hermit crabs
Hello Edward - Edward Scissorhands 00:33
Hello Edward
Good morning Joyce Avon calling Why Peg - Edward Scissorhands 00:09
Good morning Joyce Avon calling Why Peg
Eddie Eddie - Edward Scissorhands 00:12
Eddie Eddie
The guys and I want to invite you to our card game Friday night - Edward Scissorhands 00:10
The guys and I want to invite you to our card game Friday...
Oh Eddie is there anything you can't do - Edward Scissorhands 00:15
Oh Eddie is there anything you can't do
Don't be ridiculous You're not handicapped you're - Edward Scissorhands 00:21
Don't be ridiculous You're not handicapped you're
Hi George Monroe That's a heck of a handshake you got there Ed - Edward Scissorhands 00:06
Hi George Monroe That's a heck of a handshake you got there...
I I can't eat that He used his hands - Edward Scissorhands 00:08
I I can't eat that He used his hands
He's dead - Edward Scissorhands 00:34
He's dead
Well of course we're gonna have it this year We have it every year Why wouldn't we - Edward Scissorhands 00:13
Well of course we're gonna have it this year We have it...
Edward this is our daughter Kim - Edward Scissorhands 00:07
Edward this is our daughter Kim
Man those things are cool - Edward Scissorhands 00:34
Man those things are cool
Well this must be quite a change for you right Ed - Edward Scissorhands 00:09
Well this must be quite a change for you right Ed
He has been sent first to tempt you - Edward Scissorhands 00:13
He has been sent first to tempt you
I wish we'd been taping that I'd give my left nut to see that again - Edward Scissorhands 00:06
I wish we'd been taping that I'd give my left nut to see...
Forget holding her hand - Edward Scissorhands 00:07
Forget holding her hand
Lemonade - Edward Scissorhands 00:03
Lemonade
But that's breaking and entering My parents have insurance up the rear - Edward Scissorhands 00:37
But that's breaking and entering My parents have insurance...
Edward - Edward Scissorhands 00:20
Edward
Drop your weapons - Edward Scissorhands 00:03
Drop your weapons
Avon calling - Edward Scissorhands 00:19
Avon calling
I know it's a little early for Christmas Edward but - Edward Scissorhands 00:12
I know it's a little early for Christmas Edward but
Stop it Or I'll kill you myself - Edward Scissorhands 00:19
Stop it Or I'll kill you myself
The light concealing cream goes on first - Edward Scissorhands 00:10
The light concealing cream goes on first
Edward I was so afraid - Edward Scissorhands 00:17
Edward I was so afraid
Do you have a girlfriend Ohhhh - Edward Scissorhands 00:05
Do you have a girlfriend Ohhhh
Oh Damn - Edward Scissorhands 00:36
Oh Damn
Don't come near me - Edward Scissorhands 00:35
Don't come near me
I did OK everybody grab your plates - Edward Scissorhands 00:14
I did OK everybody grab your plates
Can't you Have you sheep strayed so far We're not sheep - Edward Scissorhands 00:06
Can't you Have you sheep strayed so far We're not sheep
One chop to a guy's neck and it's all over - Edward Scissorhands 00:05
One chop to a guy's neck and it's all over
It's not heaven he's from it's straight from the stinking flames of hell - Edward Scissorhands 00:15
It's not heaven he's from it's straight from the stinking...
That was the single most thrillin' experience of my whole life - Edward Scissorhands 00:06
That was the single most thrillin' experience of my whole...
She never saw him again - Edward Scissorhands 00:34
She never saw him again
Quite a story yes Any questions for Edward - Edward Scissorhands 00:35
Quite a story yes Any questions for Edward
So Edward did you have a productive day - Edward Scissorhands 00:17
So Edward did you have a productive day
Why are you hiding back there - Edward Scissorhands 00:37
Why are you hiding back there
Are you nuts I just saw him - Edward Scissorhands 00:30
Are you nuts I just saw him
Hey Edward where are you goin' - Edward Scissorhands 00:31
Hey Edward where are you goin'
Your father - Edward Scissorhands 00:35
Your father
Kevin want to play scissors paper stone No - Edward Scissorhands 00:08
Kevin want to play scissors paper stone No
Soup's on - Edward Scissorhands 00:05
Soup's on
I'm not sleepy Tell me please - Edward Scissorhands 00:05
I'm not sleepy Tell me please
I'm not finished Ohh - Edward Scissorhands 00:04
I'm not finished Ohh
Will he be OK doc - Edward Scissorhands 00:32
Will he be OK doc
Goodbye - Edward Scissorhands 00:17
Goodbye
Let us pretend we are in the drawing room and the hostess is serving tea - Edward Scissorhands 00:35
Let us pretend we are in the drawing room and the hostess is...
Sweetheart - Edward Scissorhands 00:08
Sweetheart
I've never done it myself - Edward Scissorhands 00:36
I've never done it myself
Hold me - Edward Scissorhands 00:19
Hold me
They didn't hurt you did they - Edward Scissorhands 00:35
They didn't hurt you did they
It's not heaven he's from - Edward Scissorhands 00:47
It's not heaven he's from
It's Marge - Edward Scissorhands 00:35
It's Marge
Is there anything you can't do - Edward Scissorhands 00:32
Is there anything you can't do
What happened to you - Edward Scissorhands 01:22
What happened to you
I'm not finished - Edward Scissorhands 00:10
I'm not finished
I'd give my left nut to see that again - Edward Scissorhands 00:15
I'd give my left nut to see that again
I thought this was shish kabob - Edward Scissorhands 00:13
I thought this was shish kabob
I was so afraid - Edward Scissorhands 00:15
I was so afraid
I know it is a little early for Christmas - Edward Scissorhands 00:20
I know it is a little early for Christmas
I know a doctor who might be able to help you - Edward Scissorhands 00:16
I know a doctor who might be able to help you
I guess it would have to start with scissors - Edward Scissorhands 01:54
I guess it would have to start with scissors
I didn't get a good look at him - Edward Scissorhands 00:41
I didn't get a good look at him
You're here - Edward Scissorhands 01:06
You're here
You want to see the pictures - Edward Scissorhands 03:23
You want to see the pictures
You wanna play scissors - Edward Scissorhands 00:21
You wanna play scissors
I can't eat that - Edward Scissorhands 00:19
I can't eat that
How about it - Edward Scissorhands 00:18
How about it
He has been sent first to tempt you - Edward Scissorhands 00:32
He has been sent first to tempt you
Grab your plates - Edward Scissorhands 00:32
Grab your plates
Forget about holding her hand - Edward Scissorhands 00:23
Forget about holding her hand
Drop your weapons - Edward Scissorhands 00:11
Drop your weapons
Don't be ridiculous - Edward Scissorhands 00:45
Don't be ridiculous
Do you have a girlfriend - Edward Scissorhands 00:12
Do you have a girlfriend
Did you have a productive day - Edward Scissorhands 00:50
Did you have a productive day
Darn this stuff - Edward Scissorhands 00:10
Darn this stuff
Avon calling - Edward Scissorhands 00:51
Avon calling
Are you okay - Edward Scissorhands 00:20
Are you okay
All along I felt in my gut there was something wrong with him - Edward Scissorhands 00:19
All along I felt in my gut there was something wrong with...
You all are hiding in there like a bunch of old hermit crabs - Edward Scissorhands 00:19
You all are hiding in there like a bunch of old hermit crabs
Will he be OK - Edward Scissorhands 01:31
Will he be OK
Why wouldn't we - Edward Scissorhands 00:25
Why wouldn't we
Why can't you do it - Edward Scissorhands 00:54
Why can't you do it
Why are you hiding back there - Edward Scissorhands 00:55
Why are you hiding back there
What's going on - Edward Scissorhands 01:53
What's going on
We're not sheep - Edward Scissorhands 00:26
We're not sheep
Those things are cool - Edward Scissorhands 00:43
Those things are cool
This is our daughter Kim - Edward Scissorhands 00:20
This is our daughter Kim
This must be quite a change for you - Edward Scissorhands 00:19
This must be quite a change for you
The roof caved in on them - Edward Scissorhands 00:27
The roof caved in on them
The light concealing cream goes on first - Edward Scissorhands 00:23
The light concealing cream goes on first
The guys and I were talking - Edward Scissorhands 00:35
The guys and I were talking
That's true - Edward Scissorhands 00:54
That's true
That's a heck of a handshake you got there - Edward Scissorhands 00:18
That's a heck of a handshake you got there
That was the single most thrilling experience of my entire life - Edward Scissorhands 00:20
That was the single most thrilling experience of my entire...
Sweetheart - Edward Scissorhands 01:35
Sweetheart
Snuggle in - Edward Scissorhands 00:28
Snuggle in
Quite a story - Edward Scissorhands 02:06
Quite a story
Or I'll kill you myself - Edward Scissorhands 00:17
Or I'll kill you myself
One chop to a guy's neck - Edward Scissorhands 00:16
One chop to a guy's neck
Now you've done it - Edward Scissorhands 00:35
Now you've done it
Let us pretend that we are in the drawing room and the hostess is serving tea - Edward Scissorhands 02:31
Let us pretend that we are in the drawing room and the...

Cast

Edward Scissorhands - Johnny Depp
Joyce - Kathy Baker
Officer Allen - Dick Anthony Williams
Esmeralda - O-Lan Jones
The Inventor - Vincent Price
Bill - Alan Arkin
Cissy - Linda Perri
Host-TV - John Davidson
George - Biff Yeager
Suzanne - Marti Greenberg
Denny - John McMahon
TV Newswoman - Victoria Price
Retired Man - Stuart Lancaster
Granddaughter - Gina Gallagher
Psychologist - Aaron Lustig
Loan Officer - Alan Fudge
Dishwasher Man - Steven Brill
Editor - Peter Palmer
Reporter - Marc Macaulay
Reporter - Brett Rice
Beefy Man (as Andrew Clark) - Andrew B. Clark
Pink Girl - Kelli Crofton
Older Woman / TV - Linda Jean Hess
Young Woman / TV - Rosalyn Thomson
Red-Haired Woman / TV - Lee Ralls
Teenage Girl / TV - Eileen Meurer
Rich Widow / TV - Bea Albano
Blonde / TV - Donna Pieroni
Policeman - Ken DeVaul
Policeman - Michael Gaughan
Teenage Girl - Tricia Lloyd
Other Teen - Kathy Dombo
Police Sergeant - Rex Fox
Max's Mother - Sherry Ferguson
Little Girl on Bike - Tabetha Thomas
Neighborhood Extra - Tammy Boalo
Neighborhood Extra - Jackie Carson
Neighborhood Extra - Carol Crumrine
Neighborhood Extra - Suzanne Chrosniak
Neighborhood Extra - Ellin Dennis
Neighborhood Extra (as Kathy Fleming) - Kathy Lockwood
Neighborhood Extra - Jalaine Gallion
Neighborhood Extra - Miriam Goodspeed
Neighborhood Extra - Dianne L. Green
Neighborhood Extra - Mary Jane Heath
Neighborhood Extra - Carol D. Klasek
Neighborhood Extra - Laura Nader
Neighborhood Extra - Doyle Anderson
Neighborhood Extra - Harvey Bellman
Neighborhood Extra - Michael Brown
Neighborhood Extra - Gary Clark
Neighborhood Extra - Roland Douville
Neighborhood Extra - Russell E. Green
Neighborhood Extra - Cecil Hawkins
Neighborhood Extra - Jack W. Kapfhamer
Neighborhood Extra - Bill Klein
Neighborhood Extra - Phil Olson
Neighborhood Extra - Joe Sheldon
Neighborhood Extra - James Spicer
Neighborhood Extra - Nick Carter
Van Friend - Tim Rerucha
Girl in Diner - L.A. Rothman