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"Elf" quotes

Elf poster
Raised as an over-sized elf, a human travels from the North Pole to NYC to meet his biological father who doesn't know he exists and is in desperate need of some Christmas spirit.

Director: Jon Favreau
Writer: David Berenbaum
Production: N/A
Genre: adventure, comedy, family
Year: 2003
MetaScore: 64/100
ImdbRating: 7.0
BoxOffice: $177,874,109
Released: 07 Nov 2003
Awards: 2 wins & 7 nominations

145 video clips

BuddyGimbel's SantaKid With SantaGimbel's ManagerJovieWalterPapa ElfMiles FinchSantaMichaelNy 1 ReporterDebEmilyEugeneMing MingDisgruntled Cobbler ElfLeon The SnowmanMailroom GuyCarolynPom PomFoom FoomNunFultonElf Teacher
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Poppy wants to see you - Elf 00:12 Poppy wants to see you Who the heck are you - Elf 01:51 Who the heck are you Why are you smiling like that - Elf 00:22 Why are you smiling like that You get the hell out of here - Elf 00:46 You get the hell out of here Do you wanna eat food - Elf 00:31 Do you wanna eat food I heard you singing - Elf 00:37 I heard you singing Did you have to borrow a reindeer to get down here - Elf 00:35 Did you have to borrow a reindeer to get down here You sit on a throne of lies - Elf 00:04 You sit on a throne of lies I've been to New York thousands of times - Elf 00:31 I've been to New York thousands of times We elves try to stick to the four main food groups - Elf 00:11 We elves try to stick to the four main food groups Wow you're fast - Elf 00:23 Wow you're fast A confirmation that Santa must have been sighted - Elf 00:21 A confirmation that Santa must have been sighted I got really good ideas Yeah I believe it - Elf 00:04 I got really good ideas Yeah I believe it Ow Son of a nutcracker - Elf 00:06 Ow Son of a nutcracker I'm sorry I ruined your lives - Elf 00:10 I'm sorry I ruined your lives The best way to spread Christmas cheer - Elf 00:09 The best way to spread Christmas cheer Francisco that's fun to say Francisco - Elf 00:06 Francisco that's fun to say Francisco You did it Congratulations - Elf 00:13 You did it Congratulations We can't just throw him out in the snow - Elf 00:08 We can't just throw him out in the snow What about this - Elf 00:10 What about this And I said I know who I'm gonna call - Elf 00:04 And I said I know who I'm gonna call Did you hear that - Elf 00:08 Did you hear that This place reminds me of Santa's workshop - Elf 00:10 This place reminds me of Santa's workshop Do you remember me - Elf 00:07 Do you remember me You like sugar huh - Elf 00:08 You like sugar huh You smell like beef and cheese - Elf 00:05 You smell like beef and cheese It's just nice to meet Another human - Elf 00:07 It's just nice to meet Another human Deb you have such a pretty face - Elf 00:07 Deb you have such a pretty face I thought maybe we could make Gingerbread houses - Elf 00:09 I thought maybe we could make Gingerbread houses Uh oh Sounds like someone - Elf 00:35 Uh oh Sounds like someone Who sent this Christmas gram - Elf 00:06 Who sent this Christmas gram Hey Have you seen these Toilets - Elf 00:07 Hey Have you seen these Toilets This is the North Pole - Elf 00:13 This is the North Pole Just reach out in front of you and and take a sip - Elf 00:24 Just reach out in front of you and and take a sip What about Santa's cookies - Elf 00:06 What about Santa's cookies Watch out - Elf 00:05 Watch out First I traveled through the seven levels - Elf 00:17 First I traveled through the seven levels Did you sleep okay last night - Elf 00:05 Did you sleep okay last night It's all right buddy - Elf 00:35 It's all right buddy Bye buddy Hope you find your dad - Elf 00:07 Bye buddy Hope you find your dad Hey There's no singing in the North Pole - Elf 00:07 Hey There's no singing in the North Pole So good news I saw a dog today - Elf 00:04 So good news I saw a dog today He must be a South Pole elf - Elf 00:04 He must be a South Pole elf Yeah that's the other thing - Elf 00:16 Yeah that's the other thing There's uh probably a lot of things - Elf 00:37 There's uh probably a lot of things Looks like a Christmas tree - Elf 00:05 Looks like a Christmas tree He's an angry elf - Elf 00:05 He's an angry elf Make work your favorite that's You're favorite okay - Elf 00:05 Make work your favorite that's You're favorite... My finger has a heartbeat - Elf 00:04 My finger has a heartbeat Why the long face partner - Elf 00:12 Why the long face partner Okay can I listen to your necklace - Elf 00:03 Okay can I listen to your necklace Does someone need a hug - Elf 00:04 Does someone need a hug I'm a cotton headed ninny muggins - Elf 00:04 I'm a cotton headed ninny muggins Six inch ribbon curis honey - Elf 00:08 Six inch ribbon curis honey What do you want some money - Elf 00:16 What do you want some money Oh by the way don't eat the yellow snow - Elf 00:05 Oh by the way don't eat the yellow snow First we'll make snow angels for two hours - Elf 00:10 First we'll make snow angels for two hours Call me elf - Elf 00:05 Call me elf Hey guys - Elf 00:25 Hey guys So how'd you get here - Elf 00:24 So how'd you get here I'm sorry I ruined your lives - Elf 00:22 I'm sorry I ruined your lives I'm getting too old for this job - Elf 00:06 I'm getting too old for this job That's shocking - Elf 00:04 That's shocking Thanks Your costume is pretty - Elf 00:14 Thanks Your costume is pretty You don't look so good buddy - Elf 00:08 You don't look so good buddy That was quick thinking yesterday - Elf 00:14 That was quick thinking yesterday No No tomatoes - Elf 00:16 No No tomatoes But the children love the books - Elf 00:06 But the children love the books Even if those two pages were in there - Elf 00:06 Even if those two pages were in there I hate to do this to you but you Think you could - Elf 00:13 I hate to do this to you but you Think you could I need an elf's help - Elf 00:19 I need an elf's help Before we learn how to build The latest - Elf 00:09 Before we learn how to build The latest Where did you say you were from - Elf 00:05 Where did you say you were from It's the central park rangers - Elf 00:06 It's the central park rangers Yes bud - Elf 00:10 Yes bud Hobbs Hobbs - Elf 00:09 Hobbs Hobbs And and I think you're beautiful and I um - Elf 00:23 And and I think you're beautiful and I um Ho ho ho ho ho - Elf 00:54 Ho ho ho ho ho Why you smiling like that - Elf 00:05 Why you smiling like that Buddy the elf what's your favorite color - Elf 00:04 Buddy the elf what's your favorite color You missed - Elf 00:03 You missed In the women's locker room these morning - Elf 00:12 In the women's locker room these morning I forgot to give you a hug - Elf 00:03 I forgot to give you a hug Hey buddy wanna pick some snow berries - Elf 00:07 Hey buddy wanna pick some snow berries Oh that's good - Elf 00:05 Oh that's good Did you hear that - Elf 00:04 Did you hear that Oh I forgot to give you a hug - Elf 00:03 Oh I forgot to give you a hug And guess what I love you - Elf 00:08 And guess what I love you You get the hell outta here - Elf 00:14 You get the hell outta here
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Cast

Buddy - Will Ferrell
Walter - James Caan
Papa Elf - Bob Newhart
Santa - Edward Asner
Emily - Mary Steenburgen
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