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All right, ahem, what have you guys got so far?
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Elf

No. No tomatoes. Too vulnerable. Kids, they're already vulnerable. I know, you see, I...

Elf 2003
All right, ahem,what have you guys got so far? Go ahead. Morris: Uh... We were thinking something like this: We open on a young tomato. He's had some tough timesdown at the farm. - You know, rabbits, and...- Miles: No. No tomatoes. Too vulnerable. Kids, they're already vulnerable. I know, you see, I told you guys. - I told them the very same thing.- And no farms. Everybody's pushing small-town rural.Farm book would just be white noise. What about this?A tribe of asparagus children. But they're self-consciousabout the way their pee smells

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All right ahem what have you guys got so far
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Go ahead
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Morris Uh
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We were thinking something like this
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We open on a young tomato
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He's had some tough times down at the farm
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You know rabbits and Miles No
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No tomatoes Too vulnerable
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Kids they're already vulnerable
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I know you see I told you guys
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I told them the very same thing And no farms
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Everybody's pushing small town rural Farm book would just be white noise
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What about this A tribe of asparagus children
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But they're self conscious about the way their pee smells
Available in 6 languages
Duration
41 seconds
Views
326
Timestamp in Movie
01:07:50
Uploaded
Feb 28, 2026
Production
New Line Cinema,Guy Walks into a Bar Productions

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Movie Summary

Raised as an over-sized elf, a human travels from the North Pole to NYC to meet his biological father who doesn't know he exists and is in desperate need of some Christmas spirit.